The-moon-is-shinycomet was sorting herbs in her den. By her side, That-is-a-kangaroopaw watched the incredibly big amount of herbs.
"Al right, That-is-a-kangaroopaw, can you say what is these?" The-moon-is-shinycomet asked her apprentice while holding some seeds.
"That is a kangaroo" he said confidently
"No, they are poppy seeds. Now, what is that?" She said while pointing at random herbs.
"That is a kangaroo" he responded while nodding
"No, that is marigold and cobwebs" she sighed irritated.
That-is-a-kangaroopaw looked at the entrance, "That is a kangaroo!" he exclaimed happily.
"No, that is the freshkill pile"
"That is a kangaroo!" he exclaimed again
"No! That's Mudstar!"
That-is-a-kangaroopaw looked disappointed. Suddendly, his overgrown ears perked, "THAT IS A KANGAROO!" he screeched.
"NO, THAT IS JUST THUNDERCLAN INVADING AGAIN!" The-moon-is-shinycomet yelled to the brown tom, "Wait, ThunderClan?!"
-In another part of the Camp-
"Everyone! Combat positions! NOW!" Cheetahstar yelled over the scared shrieks. Every cat turned to see her.
"Combat positions? What's that?" Dirtyprinces asked, holding her tiara.
"Don't you know about...? Ugh! Someone kill me now" Cheetahstar face palmed
-In yet another part of the Camp-
"Come on, how big is this Camp?! Stop bothering us!" yelled The Random And Not Important Catpaw.
Suddednly, a herd of wild zebras entered the camp and crushed The Random And Not Important Catpaw.
"Wild zebra rodeo!" yelled I-got-mental-problems-I-wanna-go-to-ThunderClankit from a zebra's back.
"Boredom is going to be destroyed!" yelled Legolas-the-elfkit from the back of another zebra.
"Hurray!" yelled all of the kits from some random zebra's backs.
The ThunderClan invasors were looking at Firestar as he stared wide eyed at the zebras.
"A zebra!" He yelled, dashing away from StupidClan's Camp, ThunderClan following him.
"What happened?" Said Shinypelt from the back of the elder's den.
"Firestar doesn't like zebras" said I-want-chocolate-DOUBLERAINBOW.
-In a clearing near StupidClan's Camp-
Heavymetal, Kiss-kissed-Firestarmuzzle, Dieghost and Wordmind were having a discussion.
"Look, I say that we could make a ******* prank to Bilepelt" Wordmind whispered.
"And get our revange for that prank he did to us!" whispered an excited Dieghost, her vampire fangs bared.
Dramatic Flashback moment!
Heavymetal, Kiss-kissed-Firestarmuzzle, Dieghost and Wordmind were all basking in the sun. Near them, Bilepelt and Sizzlepelt, who was sizzling now, were talking normally.
Elmosmile neared the basking group and said, "Hola, como estan?"
Wordmind stared at her, "Excuse me?"
Elmosmile blinked, "Yo solo decia, como les va en la vida?"
Dieghost stared with her jaws opened, "WHAT?!"
In that moment, Kitty-pet-Pinestar-knows-himclaw neared them, "Jhdth heyebdj ju nsjd hendjs?"
Kiss-kissed-Firestarmuzzle was bussy painting her lips so she talked strangely, "Wham ae y talki abot?"
Sizzlepelt then walked to them, "Gniod ouy era woh, olleh?"
The group of for cats (except Heavymetal because he heard nothing) screeched in panic and dashed of their spots. Heavymetal eyed them weirdly and decided to follow them.
Reaching the camp's entrance, thet failed to see Bilepelt with water ballons waiting for them until it was too late.
SPLASH
The poor four cats were now covered in an sticky mixt of flurecent paint, mud, water used to wash a dog and badger fur.
End of dramatic flashback thingy!
"I still got that on my pelt" sighed Dieghost.
"Yeah, that's why we must teach Bilepelt a ****** lesson!" Wordmind hollered.
"I'm on the payphone!" Heavymetal sang loudly, earning strange looks from his companions.
"What's a payphone?" Kiss-kissed-Firestarmuzzle looked to the other she-cats, waiting for an answer.
"I don't know but we will do these" Wordmind lowered her voice.
-In the camp-
"LET ALL CATS THAT BREATH OXYGEN GATHER BENEATH THE CANDYLAND ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!" Mudstar's voice rang acceos StupidClan's territory. One by one, the cats gathered.
"StupidClan listen! Since I'm second leader Mudstar and I decided to select a new deputy" Cheetahstar said from her spot next to Mudstar.
"I SAY THESE WORDS BENEATH... ERMM...THE SUN SO STARCLAN AND EVERYONE HEAR THEM"
The Clan went silent, waiting for the leaders words.
"The Clan's new depury will be Legolas-the-elfkit. Since he is a kit, now he will be named warrior. Greet Legolas-the-elf-arrow!" Cheetahstar cheered.
The Clan cheered.
Eragonkit pouted.
Sizzlepelt cooked an egg on his pelt.
Star-Trek-kit went to the space.
Scourgekit went to eat chocolate.
Brokenstar wondered were his mind went.
And Firestar laid on his den, mumbling things about evil wild zebras.
..123..
Will Legolas-the-elf-arrow be accepted by the Clan as deputy? Will Firestar stop being afraid of zebras? Will Eragonkit be awesome? What will happen at the Gathering?
