Detective Conan and Magic Kaito characters, settings, and ideas do not belong to me but to Aoyama Gōshō, and any references to other manga/anime belong to their respective creators.
Warnings: Language, minor violence
TMPD Antics: Hijinks
By Taliya
II: Kudou and Hattori
Satou Miwako [07:26:14]: Kudou-kun, where did you put the file on Yoshimi-san? I need it.
Kudou Shinichi [07:26:18]: Back in the file cabinet.
Satou Miwako [07:26:25]: Ah okay, I thought you still had it out. Thanks.
Kudou Shinichi [07:26:27]: No problem.
Hattori Heiji [09:04:25]: Kudou, pop over for a second, will you? Got a theory to run by you.
Kudou Shinichi [09:04:27]: Okay.
Megure Juuzo [10:56:57]: Does someone have a stapler I can borrow? I think mine walked away.
Takagi Wataru [10:57:00]: I'll bring mine over.
Megure Juuzo [10:57:07]: Thank you, Takagi-kun.
Chiba Kazunobu [14:42:08]: I need a break. Coffee anyone?
Kudou Shinichi [14:42:11]: Double shot of espresso, please.
Hattori Heiji [14:42:12]: I'm good, thanks.
Shiratori Ninzaburo [14:42:20]: Will you be going to Turret Coffee in Chuo?
Megure Juuzo [14:42:20]: Medium Americano for me, Chiba-kun.
Chiba Kazunobu [14:42:28]: Why would I go all the way to Chuo for coffee?
Takagi Wataru [14:42:31]: Small latte, thanks.
Shiratori Ninzaburo [14:42:45]: Because that's my favorite coffee shop around here.
Satou Miwako [14:42:46]: Small soy latte, thanks.
Chiba Kazunobu [14:42:39]: I was thinking Café de l'Ambre because it's closer…
Chiba Kazunobu [14:43:32]: Anyone else?
Shiratori Ninzaburo [14:43:37]: Large vanilla sweet cream cold brew with 2 pumps of vanilla, 3 pumps of caramel syrup, 2 pumps of cinnamon dolce syrup, 2 pumps of hazelnut, 2 pumps of toffee nut syrup, 2 pumps of mocha, 2 pumps of white mocha, add chocolate drizzle, add caramel drizzle, add cinnamon dolce drizzle, extra foam, 3 extra shots of espresso, and light on the ice.
Kudou Shinichi [14:43:38]: …
Katsuki Doito [14:43:39]: …
Hattori Heiji [14:43:39]: …
Takagi Wataru [14:43:40]: …
Satou Miwako [14:43:42]: … the ****, Shiratori-kun?
Megure Juuzo [14:43:45]: What does … mean?
Shiratori Ninzaburo [14:43:46]: What? I like my coffee just right!
Kudou Shinichi [14:43:48]: … means no comment.
Hattori Heiji [14:43:49]: … means not sure what to say.
Megure Juuzo [14:43:56]: Thank you.
Chiba Kazunobu [14:44:25]: Well I'm off to get drinks… your crazy one too, Shiratori-san.
Hattori Heiji [19:57:02]: Wait… who the **** is Katsuki Doito?
Kudou Shinichi [19:57:03]: …
Kudou Shinichi [19:57:05]: KID.
Hattori Heiji [19:57:06]: WHAT?!
The Phantastic Kaitou KID [19:57:07]: Took you long enough to notice, Tantei-han… ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯
Kudou Shinichi [19:57:10]: That ******* ******* of a ******* HACKED THE CHAT.
Hattori Heiji [19:57:13]: ****.
Kudou Shinichi [19:57:13]: ************* ******* NEEDS TO KEEP HIS **** NOSE OUT OF OFFICIAL ******* CORRESPONDENCE.
The Phantastic Kaitou KID [19:43:15]: Yikes, no need to peel paint, Tantei-kun! Nakamori-keishi does that often enough without your help! (꒪ȏ꒪;)
Kudou Shinichi [19:57:17]: ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ ✧曲✧)̂—̳͟͞͞o
The Phantastic Kaitou KID [19:57:25]: Now now, Meitantei… you're a HOMICIDE DETECTIVE, remember?! (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))
Kudou Shinichi [19:57:32]: GET. OUT. Or there won't BE a body to find, KID.
The Phearful Kaitou KID [19:57:34]: Meep! ε=ε=ε=(/TдT)/
Hattori Heiji [19:58:02]: ****, Kudou… (ΟΔΟ;;)
Kudou Shinichi [19:58:09]: Have to keep that idiot in line somehow, Hattori… ✧*。٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*。
Author's Note: Division One's interoffice group chat here. And of course, KID hacked into it. The chat, being an official work chat, automatically censors bad words. Hehe. And since the police work at all hours of the day, I put the timestamps in a 24-hour clock and not 12. This was inspired by both joisbishmyoga's #WhereAreMyTantei (AO3) and Kai_Lu's Gosho Boys' Group Chat (AO3). I hope you enjoyed it.
Completed: 12.06.2018
