New Entry posted 19/6/2010 21:24

Jackson, Me and a DVD.

Is this what I have to expect now? Now that I've got a boyfriend? All these soppy romantic gestures? My toast cut into the shape of hearts in the morning? Seriously, Jackson! Get a grip! ;-) :-O ! He decided to treat me today. Nice (ready-made) meal, few beers and a DVD. One fault. He bought a chick flick. Last time he checked…I mean I checked…I wasn't a chick. So I had to endure over two hours of Marley & Me. Some crappy film about some stupid dog. But I suppose it was an alright film really. I know why he did it. He's scared of horror films. He won't even watch Jaws. Anything that involves blood and guts, you can guarantee Jay won't watch it. Cause he's a CHICKEN. *insert chicken noise here* A big, strong builder like him, will faint at the tiniest bit of blood. The urge to cover myself in fake blood and sit there in the dark, just watching him…..Sinister…very sinister, but worth every minute! Wonder if it'll turn into a kinky wrestling match again? So long as he comes up with something better than "Buffbuilder." Don't see me calling myself "GreaseMonkey" do ya? Auntie Gennie wants details of my love life now! Kept asking me at lunch how me and Jackson were, asked some random gay guy if he could give me some advice! Said gay guy hates me anyway. (what's new? I'm probably the most hated person in the village. Im a trendsetter! *victory lap*) Think his name is Paul. Thank you Auntie Gennie for telling virtual strangers about my love life! Guess the blog doesnt really help said details but that's besides the point! Knew Mum couldn't keep her trap shut though, Probably told Captain Scumbag aswell!. No doubt he'll will have a few digs at me. It's jealousy I reckon. Carl, I'll never love you….Not even if we were the last people on the planet you had a sex change and it was our responsibility to re-populate the earth. I'd rather bathe in Toxic Waste to be quite honest! HA! Oh and…I'll tell you this…Jackson cried when watching Marley & Me! He blubbed like a little girl. So funny. Can I call you "BlubbingBuilder" from now on?

Gonna love ya (most of ya…ok, none of ya) and leave ya. Peace out. :) A x

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Comments (17)

Buffbuilder: You cried too!

Aaron: Yeah, I cried because the dog died, You cried because Owen Wilson didn't!

Buffbuilder: No I did not! And no, you cannot call me BlubbingBuilder! And you come within an inch of me, wearing that fake blood and you can consider yourself on sex ban!

Aaron: HA! I can hold out longer than you! If that first time was anything to go by, I think I'll get by just fine! ;)

Buffbuilder: Right, You can buy your own frigging bacon butty tomorrow!

CainoftheDingles: Girls, cool it. Aaron, What's with the blog? Don't you go soft on me lad!

MaceyDeccers: Oh, another blog update. Blubbing builder eh? I'll remember that one.

BuffBuilder: Declaaaaan! Aaron's picking on me! *pouts*

MaceyDeccers: Remind me to give you 50p tomorrow Jackson, Then maybe you can go and ring someone who ACTUALLY cares!

Aaron: *virtual high five* You got burned Walsh! Nice one Deccers! and Cain...how can i put this nicely? DO ONE!

RippedRyan: Oooh, This looks fun. ASL? (Age,. Sex, location) ;)

Aaron: 18/yes please/wherever you like! ;)

RippedRyan: Aaron! Stop it! I'm not gonna be able to keep a straight face when I see you tomorrow!

Aaron: You don't have to keep ANYTHING straight when you see me babe! ;)

BuffBuilder: OI! I'm the boyfriend! Not him!

Aaron: Sorry Jay. Am I forgiven? O:-)

BuffBuilder: Come round to mine and you'll soon find out! ;)

TBC