Shocked by Your Cucumber

As a big thank you to everyone who gave such sweet reviews for Shocked by My Cucumber, here's a tiny drabble follow-up.
Hope its not too disappointing!


Holy crap.

This.

This has to have been genetically engineered. Or else Charles has really hit the jackpot with this BAMFing freak of nature.

It's a mutant. It must be.

Nothing in his comprehension could currently explain the wondrous specimen Charles holds between his excited palms.

This.

This is just so...long. And firm. And thick. And heavy. And appropriately curved. And big. And perfect. And juicy. And tender. And meaty. And did he mention long?

"...Charles...are you comparing my manhood to cucumbers?"

Wait? Did he just say all that shit out loud?

Damn!

Well fuck cucumbers.

From now on, This is what Charles Xavier wants for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Not to mention any snacking in between.

He'll have to remember to add dip onto their next shopping list.


Thanks so much for reading!