The Ex
Ch II
I 3 Roman Numerals :3
Get ready for some more craziness!

It was only nine thirty at night. After all of the decepticons had
gotten over their shock of Megatron going on a date, they all gathered
together and disused what they should do.
However, some decepticons love to cause chaos. And party.
"PARTY!" Frenzy and Ravage shouted simultaneously.
"No. No party," objected Soundwave.
"Megatron said that..."
"I WANNA PARTY! I WANNA PARTY!"
"Why can't we just order a pizza instead and watch a movie?"
"If I were in charge, this would not be happening,"
"But... Our GLORIOUS Megatron is dating!"
"Lugnut..."
"AAUUGH! PARTY!"
"NO, Frenzy,"
"PARTY!"
"Shut up, all of you! I'm trying to think here!"
"Wow, what a feat..."
"Shut up!"
"Soundwave, do something! You're in charge!"
"I am TRYING!"
"AAUUGH! AAUUGH! PARTY!"
"Why is no one paying attention to me!"
BANG!
Fed up with all the fighting, Barricade transformed his arm gun and
fired a hole in the ceiling, silencing the arguing decepticons.
Soundwave facepalmed.
"Stop shouting for the love of Primus! You're giving me a processor-
ache!" Barricade yelled. He did not look happy at all. All of the
decepticons stared at him for a good full five minutes.
"Akward..." Thundercracker coughed.
"I'm leaving the room until you all can be quiet!" Barricade
announced. The 'cons stared back at him.
"Okay, here I go..." Cade said, slowly walking towards the door.
Lugnut rolled all five of his optics.
"Attention wannabee..." Someone whispered.
"I'm opening the door..." Cade said, all optics on him.
But just as he laid his claws on the doorknob, the entire entranced
slammed open. Barricade was left squished rather comically behind the
open door and the wall. All of the decepticons gasped.
It was Megatron.
"He's back awfully early..." Skywarp muttered.
"Megatron! Your back!" Starscream shouted flippantly. But instead of
the usually smart retort, Megatron just walked silently into the room.
The expression on his face could only described as shock. There was an
awkward moment until Blackout broke the tension with-
"So... How'd the date go?"
"How did the date go?" Megatron echoed quietly, but suddenly outburst.
"How did it go! How did it go! I'LL TELL YOU HOW DID IT GO! THAT
STUPID BACKSTABBING SPARKBREAKING EVIL FEMME DUMPED ME!"
All of the decepticons gasped. Lugnut gasped.

"who would want to dump the GLORIOUS Megatron?"
Megatron roared and began to punch holes in the wall with his weird
claw hands. "SHE SAID I WAS TOO UPFRONT AND THAT I WAS A BAD KISSER
AND THAT I SMELLED FUNNY AND..."
All of the decepticons backed away from Megatron. He was not happy. An
unhappy Megatron is the same as a Megatron surrounded by dead bodies.
But never have they seen their leader this angry.
..."AND THAT SHE WANTED SOME SPACE AND ALL OF THAT UNICRON SPAWNED
CRAP!"
Megatron then proceeded to go on a rampage, blowing up almost the
entire base. Shooting things with his giant bazooka fusion gun,
smashing things with his spiky mace of doom, and stomping around in a
blind fury. Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker screamed. Ravage got
out a camcorder. Lugnut just stood there. Blackout unleashed Scorponok
so he could dig a hole to hide in. Barricade, still dizzy from getting
slammed in a door, staggered into a wall. Soundwave chased Frenzy. The
entire decepticon base was reduced to a pile of ashes and rubble, with
Megatron in the middle of it. Optics blazing red (well, more red than
usual) from anger, panting from the exertion of annihilating an entire
building meant to withstand multiple autobot attacks.
Then our poor spiky decepticon dictator promptly sat down and began to
cry.

Aww... I almost feel sorry for Megatron, from the way he's acting.
I've known that being dumped by someone is a sad and painful
feeling... Well at least from TV :3

And Frenzy loves to party, apparently.
And yes, Megatron's girlfriend is a femme. I know, you guys were
hoping for a human or a mech, and those
are good plot bunnies... But
for now...
Stay tuned! Moar to come! The autobots make a brief guest appearance
next chapter! WooHoo! And as always, reviews are smiled upon.
Live long and prospers, Amicron out.