The Furry Tale Of Jim Kirk

Disclaimer: We don't own it. If we did the crew would have all kind of weird stuff happing to them.

Authored by: Torchwood101 and Fluffy's Minion

Chapter One:

"Listen Sheila-"

"My name is Q Captain Kirk, and you should do well to remember it as I will be on your ship for quite a while and-"

"If you're going to be on my ship you need to pick a real name!"

"Q is a real name!"

"Yeah, for a computer"

"I don't see how my name is any different from your other crew member's names. You couldn't fly your ship without them so-"

"Ha I don't really need them, I never have, just ask Bones, he knows me. I'm a lone wolf."

(A/N guess what word he shouldn't have said)

"Fine have it your way!"

When everyone woke up Jim Kirk was gone and on the bridge was a rather confused wolf having a panic attack.

Spock ordered security to hold the wolf down as Bones knocked him out with a hyper spray. As darkness clouded his vision one thought ran through Jim's mind- well at least one thing didn't change.

And now he was sitting in the brig having Dog biscuits thrown at him. It obviously hadn't occurred to Chekov that if the wolf hadn't liked the first three the next 17 wouldn't go down well either. Then a new thought struck him-where had Chekov gotten dog biscuits on a ship that didn't carry pets?

Putting that aside he went on to more pressing details like- what he was supposed to do now that most of the crew thought he was someone's pet. All he had to do was do something really smart to prove to Chekov that he was not a real wolf. Chekov was clever enough to see this.

"Here little doggy-woggy have a little bicy-wicy" Or not.