Well today's my first day at my new hairdressing job. I'm so happy! :)! Now to wait for my first customer……ah ha! Here comes someone now! It's Aragorn! Oh no! He wants his hair done but I can't do it- no, I just can't do his hair. I'd faint before I'm half a metre away from him. I'm telling you, HE STINKS! Even Gimli smells better.
But he's really set on getting his hair done. He says that Arwen won't give him cheese with chocolate sprinkles and tomato sauce and raw chickens if he has messy hair. Sweet Valar, what will I do?! Do I do my best friend's hair and save his love life; or do I stay smelling beautiful?! Why must I be faced with such hard decisions on my first day?! Now he's offering to change me back into an elf if I do his hair. Fine………..
Oh god, his hair smells like raw, hairy chickens! And that's not tops.
Not tops at all.
Can't-get-this-brush-through. Argh! It broke! My best brush.
Note to self: never do Aragorn's hair again.
Note to self: must remember notes to self
Note to self: Don't call us, we'll call you
Maybe I should just stop and tell Aragorn that his hair is not workable. Yeah!
But then….I might get fired… :( Well maybe if I washed his first, it wouldn't be so stuffed!
Am now attempting to cleanse the filth from the hair of Aragorn. Frankly, this is the most disgusting job ever! Has this guy ever washed his hair?!
I just asked him. He looked at me totally confusedly. You have got to be kidding! Maybe I should explain this concept to him.
Well I did try. But I got to the word "clean" and he ran away screaming. Well, at least I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
