Author's Note: Nnoitra's easy to tick off too...so this came second.


NNOITRA GILGA

The abusive Quinta Espada!

1. Tell him that his uniform, and the fact that he's so tall and skinny, makes him look like a spoon.

2. Tell him that you think his hair is pretty, prettier than most men. Imply that you think his hair is like a girl's.

3. Tell him that Neliel pwns him in battle.

4. Ask him if you can borrow his bangles. "They're so pretty and jingly!"

5. Get Szayel to concoct a 'special' tonic. Trick Nnoitra into drinking it. Watch him as he passes out during an Espada meeting, and wakes up to act like a girl. Thumbs up to you and Szayel Apporo!

6. Ask him if he's EVER read a book.

7. Tell him that you think his weapon is girly. It has two 'moons' on it. Bonus points if you're wearing crescent-shaped earrings.

8. Ask him why he's the only male Espada who wears heeled boots. Imply that high heels are girly.

9. Team up with Nel. Go to a loudspeaker that has connections throughout Las Noches, and keep chanting the following:

"Nnoitwa is a meanie! He's even more emo than Ulquiorra! Rock on, Kenpachi!"

10. Ask him what kind of toothpaste he uses.

11. Tell him that he's got to be gay to not notice Neliel's boobs.

12. Insist that you think Nnoitra should go back to becoming Octavia Espada just for the sake of getting rid of that spoony hood he wears as a Quinta.

13. Sing: "Arr! Arr! Arr! Arr! This is the pirate of Las Noches!" whenever you see Nnoitra, while pointing at his eye-patch and long hair. Wave about a Jolly Roger with the skull of a praying mantis, and six cross-bones.


A/N: More ideas, people, and they shall be added to the list!