Title: Che Sarà, Sarà

2. Maudlin: Drunk enough to be silly.


"RAITO!!" Cried a flushed Amane Misa. Raito cringed in distaste as a pair of arms were suddenly attached to his body. Giggles kept escaping the blonde's lips as Raito continuously tried to detach the giddy goth from his person, but to no avail.

"What do you want, Misa?" Sighed Raito in resignation. He could already tell that whatever that was going to come out of her mouth was not going to be pleasant... for him, anyway.

"Guess who's having a party tonight!" Raito rolled his eyes as Misa continued to giggle manically.

"Gee, who could it be?" Came Raito's sarcastic retort. "Not the crazy old lady down the street with 14 cats, right?"

"No, silly!" Exclaimed Misa. Raito sighed once again as the comment bounced right off the girl. "Me, of course!"

"Really? Who would have guessed." Raito dead panned as he rolled his cinnamon eyes in exasperation. "Well, that's good for you, I guess."

Misa pouted for a moment before her signature smile was pasted back in its place. "And guess who's invited..."

"Not me." Raito replied before finally getting the she-devil's arms off of him and striding forward.

'Just a few more steps to freedom.' Cried Raito's mind before...

CRASH!

Misa threw herself on the poor college student, grinning evilly the whole time. "Come on, Raito-chan. You know, I also know for a fact that Ryuzaki-san is even going to be there..." The last bit was said with a small amount of overt suggestiveness as Raito's cheeks turned a crimson red at the thought of the famous Professor.

"So what? Guy's a pompous ass, so that's even more incentive not to go." Raito whispered uncomfortably as he struggled to get up. 'Geez, where does this girl get her grip from?!'

Misa looked down at Raito, her eyes alight with skepticism and just a tinge of annoyance. "Raito, c'mon! I know you've had a crush on this guy for like... ever!"

"Not so loud, Misa!" Whispered Raito harshly. People were actually starting to stare! "And get off, already!"

"Rai-chan is so bossy! I'll get off Raito is he agrees to come to my party!" Mahogany eyes glared down at the boy beneath them as Raito glared right back.

"And why should I?"

Misa grinned evilly.


"What am I doing here?" whispered a seemingly calm looking Yagami Raito as he (stylishly, of course) watched the random college students (and professors) get stupidly drunk from his corner. A feeling of disgust crawled in his chest as he just stared at his surroundings in abhorrence.

Loud Music: Check

Alcohol: Check

Drugs: Double Check

Public Displays of Sex: Check, check and check!

'How does this girl manage to drag me to these things?' An image of Misa making a scene outside his dorm room not even an hour before came back to him unbiddenly as Raito shivered involuntarily. 'That's how.'

Raito continued to dreamily stare out at the stupid people, not even noticing when a shadow crept into his personal space...

"I'm surprised your not charming your way around the party, Yagami-kun." A strong baritone voice shook Raito from his trance as he finally looked to his right side. A familiar mop of dark hair shading panda-like eyes came into view as the customary white-tee-shirt/baggy-jeans combo hung off the owners body. Raito turned away almost immediately to hide his flushed cheeks.

"WHOOOOOOOO!! Class of 08', baby! Yeah!" A very naked man suddenly ran past the pair before Raito could form a response. Raito blinked before glancing back at the man next to him.

As always, Ryuzaki didn't even seem to be affected and simply stared at Raito, waiting for him to speak.

"Just isn't my scene, is all, Ryuzaki-san." The youthful looking professor suddenly smiled eerily as Raito tried not to fidget in discomfort in front of the old man. Ryuzaki was the only person that Raito knew of that could make him feel as if he were a child. And if that wasn't enough, that smile simply gave the young genius the creeps. Almost as if Ryuzaki knew something Raito didn't know, and that wasn't acceptable, since Raito knew almost everything there was to know anyway. "And what about you, Ryuzaki-san? This just doesn't seem to be your type of hang out, either."

Ryuzaki just continued to smile as he settled in beside Raito. "No... but we all have our reasons for doing the things we do, Yagami-kun."

Raito blushed handsomely at the almost flirty response before turning away in embarrassment once again.

Cries of excitement and drunkenness hung in the air around them as they both stared on at the party from their own personal corner.


Aw... I think I like this universe. You'll probably see this AU again, I think I grew attached to it while writing it... unintentionally of course. Can you imagine it: Prof!L and Student!Raito? Lol!