23: I will not hide Levi's cravats.

Levi was not amused.

24: I will not kick Armin.

to everyone's suprise, he kicked back.

25: I will not teach Hanji how to use explosives.

everyone unaminously agreed that she could NEVER touch any explosive material again after she made the kitchen go boom.

26: I will not replace all cloaks with superman capes.

Levi was not amused.

27: I will not wait for Mikasa to fall asleep and put headphones on her head, costantly playing polka songs.

the girl smashed her face into the table when she couldn't get the tune out of her head.

28: I will not put Erwin and nile in one room, and lock the door.

it was funny at first. then the gunshots could be heard.

29: I will not steal food from Levi.

"BRAUSS! GET BACK HERE, SHITTY GLUTTON!

"NEVER!"

30: I will not sing 'petra got run over by a titan' in front of Levi.

Levi was not amused

31: I will not introduce the recon corps to 'flappy bird'.

echoes of curses, cheers, screams and annoyed groans were heard throughout the HQ for weeks.

32: I will not let Armin swear.

Berthold nearly had a heart attack when he heard the boy swear.

33: I will not give Eren sugar bombs.

what happens in the HQ, stays in the HQ.

34: I will not make a betting pool of who dies next.

Erwin put Jean in the hospital when he foud out.

35: I will not attempt to marry Christa.

Ymir made Reiner disappear that day.

36: I will not sing 'I wanna be the very best' every time Levi stares into the sunset.

he punched mike in the throat when the tall man started to sing.

37: I will not lock all the food away.

it is still a mystery how Sasha managed to rip through a metal box with her bare hands.

38: I will not ask Mikasa if she loves Eren.

she blushed cutely, before punching the poor guy in the throat out of emberassment.

39: I will not ask Eren why his titan shifting has muscles when he himself doesn't.

Eren fell into a deep depression when Jean asked him.

40: I will refer Levi's spinning move as the 'Levi-wheel-of-doom!'.

he wheel-of-doomed Eren when he said it.

41: I will not drink all of the black tea.

Levi chased Jean for hours when he noticed.

42: I will not refer to Armin a a 'trap'.

it was the first time they saw Armin punch someone.

43: I will not throw skittles at people while screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW!".

Sasha nearly murdered Connie for throwing with food.

44: I will not randomly attack people.

Sasha kept running through the hallways while waving a stick around, cursing people.

45: I will not sock-slide through the HQ.

Jean had to be taken to the hospital after he slid a little too far, into the stairwell.

46: I will not insinuate that Levi can drown in a kiddie pool.

they never found Erwin's corpse

47: I will not make evil eyes at the new recruits while whispering "I've been waiting for my meal".

no one knew that sweet little Christa could glare like that. people started running after she started whispering.

48: I will not stare up at the ceiling just to see how many people look up.

a lot of people had pain in their neck that day.

49: I will not get gasoline and matches, walk through HQ with them and smile at people.

the recon corps was thouroughly disturbed when Levi did this

50: I will not glare and hiss at people when they come close to me.

they had to take Armin to a mental hospital when he hissed at annie.

51: I will not walk up to people, pretend to read their mind and then calmly say "please don't do that".

the new guy was honestly shellshocked when Jean did that, before he called Levi short.

52: I will not grab a can of whipped cream and spray a bald guy's head with it.

Connie was not amused. even less when Sasha attempted to lick it off.

53: I will not place 30 bags of candy throughout the HQ.

Sasha's sugar high elevated the therm 'insanity' to a whole new level.

54: I will not hold a drinking contest.

no-one knew Mikasa could strip like a professional.

55: I will not hold an irish bar fight during lunch.

it quickly ended after Levi punched Jean and gave him a black eye.

56: I will not play with airhorns.

Connie and Sasha found out that this was a bad idea when Levi's handgun was fully loaded.