Chapter 2 is here! Hope you all liked chapter 1 of this humorous fanfic. Those toddlers sure blamed Ryoma. I wonder what condition the poor man is in... Let's find out...
The was a loud thump on the stairs as Takumi and Marth were riding down the stairs in a toy shopping cart. It was thumping hard on the stairs as they were coming down fast. Niles was supposed to be baby sitting the toddlers but he somehow found the wand and zapped himself with it by mistake and he turned into a toddler.
When the shopping cart rolled into the kitchen it banged into the fridge and they stopped. The cart rolled backwards a little bit. Ryoma heard the noise, but Xander kicked his ass so bad that he couldn't get out of bed up stairs, so the little ones were free to do whatever they wanted. Leo giggled as Roy was chasing him down the hall with more magic sword markers, they drew all over the kitchen walls and bathroom walls. Takumi laughed and leaped out of the toy shopping cart and joined Leo and Roy with drawing on the walls. Elise, Xander and Flora were out shopping at the market for the celebration.
Marth saw that Roy and Leo were drawing on more of the walls, Takumi drew huge picture of Roy and it read: "Ryoma was here!" And Roy drew a picture of Takumi or at least he tried too. But he didn't write any words above the drawing. He rather not waste too much time doing so.
Niles was running around with Ike and Kaden, they were tracking mud in the castle since they were able to sneak outside and play without anyone noticing. The place was getting messy. Finally there was a knock on the door as Xander opened it. He gasped and dropped the things they bought from the market to see that the castle was a mess, the walls were all marked on.
Takumi and Roy were upstairs as they placed the markers in Ryoma's hand and dashed down the stairs. Xander didn't notice that Takumi and Roy passed him. Leo tossed a marker on the stairs as he only drew on the bathroom walls while Roy snickered from below. He beckoned Leo to hurry down the stairs. Elise was cleaning mud off of Kaden and Ike. Niles was in need of a bath as Flora found the wand in the kitchen.
"I guess Niles messed with the wand as well..." Flora sighed.
"Flora! Can you help me get Niles into the bath tub! He's crying and giving me a hard time!" Elise called from the bathroom.
"Oh man... We've got trouble!" Flora ran into the bathroom to help her. Leo and Takumi were playing pranks on Marth finally. They got out some string and tied him up in it.
"What are you doing? Stop!" Marth giggled.
"We are tying you up!" Leo smiled.
"What's going on?" Kaden looked over and saw them.
"We are tying up Marth! Do you wanna help us?" Takumi asked, his smile was as cute as ever. Kaden nodded and ran over to Marth and tied his arms up.
Mean while, Hinoka and Sakua were playing with the toilet paper in the master bathroom. Xander looked into the bathroom and saw the two female toddlers in the bathroom playing with the roll of toilet paper. He ran in and picked them up.
"No! You two are not allowed to play with the toilet paper!" Xander carried them both downstairs. Then Corrin was heard crying upstairs in the bedroom were Ryoma was.
This is when Xander noticed more drawings on the castle walls. He looked at Ryoma's hands before going to get Corrin so he could stop crying.
"God damn it Ryoma! Stop acting like a toddler! Why are you drawing on the walls!?" Xander was angry. He quickly picked up Corrin and went down stairs to get a bucket and water with a towel. He brought it upstairs and walked over to the beat up Ryoma and told him to get up and clean the walls.
"Ok..." Ryoma's body ached as he got up and cleaned the walls. He hated the ages of the units and his very own best warrior, Takumi. He didn't realize how immature toddlers could be. He cleaned the walls from top to bottom. Xander took his magic sword markers and hid them elsewhere so that Ryoma or the toddlers couldn't reach them anymore.
Finally, once all of the toddlers were downstairs in one area on pillows, Xander was able to talk to them.
"You all have been very rude today, you all made a mess! Takumi, you keep on riding down the stairs on that toy shopping cart we bought so that you can pretend to shop because kids get bored. You are also teaching it to Marth in which he's getting it from you! This all has to stop! The celebration will start in a couple days now. So we must keep this castle clean!" Xander spoke. The toddlers were getting very tired as Leo was the first one to let a yawn and then Roy did. Ike did afterwards and so on. Takumi fell on his back on the pillow he sat on and fell asleep. The others did the same. Corrin was finally asleep in Xander's arms.
Xander sighed and left them there and he took Corrin upstairs to place him in his crib. Elise and Flora finished Bathing Niles and dried him off. He was getting sleepy too as they took him upstairs and placed him in the crib next to Corrin.
"So do you think they learned a lesson?" Flora asked.
"If they don't I will spank them." Xander growled. Ryoma was finally finished with washing the walls. All of the markered drawings were gone. Xander smiled at this and lifted Ryoma fom his spot.
"You did good Ryoma. Thanks for cleaning my walls, but if you do this one more time, your eyes won't be working for a week." Xander's tone changed a bit. Ryoma gulped and ran back into the bedroom and lied back down. He wasn't going to do anything to make the other guy upset.
It was around nighttime...
Takumi was still asleep until he let out a yawn. He looked around and everyone was asleep. He quietly snuck around the castle and tiptoed up the stairs. He already knew where Xander was hiding the magic sword markers as he climbed up the cabinets and got one out. He drew a picture of Ryoma on the wall with stink lines on top of his head and it read: "I cleaned your walls and found your markers! Xander is a stinky smart ass like me! Ha ha ha!" And then he snapped the cap back on the marker and placed it back up in the cabinets. The next day Ryoma was going to get it again. Takumi giggled at the thought of it.
The next day, it was shopping day again. This time Xander was going to take the toddlers with him. Even Hinata was going. Even though he doesn't make any messes, it wouldn't be fair that everyone else was going. Xander woke up and slowly got out of bed. Ryoma was next to him, he was still asleep. Xander shook him awake and Ryoma opened one eye.
"What?" He asked.
"Get up, we are doing more shopping and you are going to come so that you can help us with these crazy toddlers." Xander replied.
"Fine..." Ryoma grunted and got out of bed. His body ached like hell,but he got up anyway and decided to get dressed.
Xander walked down the stairs to see another drawing on the wall. He got so furious that he climbed back up the stairs and kicked Royma in the back, knocking the breath out of him.
"What... Did I do!?" Ryoma was finally able to speak.
"Why in the hell did you draw on the wall and how in the fuck did you find the markers? I hid them from you!" Xander shook Ryoma.
"I swear! I'm not drawing on the walls! It could be the little ones, but it's not even me!" Ryoma was scared. He wanted Xander to stop treating him like dirt. Xander then froze and realized that an adult man wouldn't be dumb enough to draw on the walls.
"Alright... I will talk to the little ones..." Xander grumbled. He stomped down the stairs which woke up the little ones. Takumi yawned and sat up, he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and looked up at Xander cutely.
"Good morning Xander!" Takumi smiled.
"I'm not very happy right now. EVERYONE GET THE HELL UP!" Xander yelled. It didn't wake up Corrin because he was upstairs sleeping in his crib with Niles.
All of the toddlers woke up and saw an angry Xander standing in front of them.
"What is it?" Ike asked with a yawn.
"Yeah, I was dreaming!" Hinoka hissed a bit.
"Why can't we get a break!?" Roy was upset. He was tired from running around yesterday.
Kaden didn't say anything and Hinata and Sakua were playing around a bit before they heard Xander speaking again.
"I'm only going to ask this a couple times... Who is drawing on the walls?" Xander was a bit angry and upset.
"Well... Ryoma had the markers..." Takumi was the first one to speak up.
"Why would Ryoma do this shit?" Xander asked the little toddler with long pale brown hair.
"Well, I saw him do it." Leo spoke up.
"Yeah, he is the only one that knows where your markers are, and plus we always asked you about using the markers." Roy also added.
"Well, that is true, you all have asked me to use the markers a few weeks ago. And you all don't know where I place them..." Xander was in deep thought.
"Trust us, we would never draw on these wonderful walls." Hinoka grinned. She wasn't going to let Roy, Takumi, and Leo get spanked from drawing on the walls.
"Fine. Whatever, I will talk to Ryoma about it and toss those markers away if he keeps it up." Xander walked back upstairs to get dressed and get ready to take everyone shopping. Leo and the others yawned and fell back to sleep. They were really out of it.
Around 10 AM all of the toddlers were up and dressed, they were all ready to go shopping. Xander placed the magic sword markers in the dungeon room where no one could find them. Not even the toddlers would find them and use them. Ryoma was waiting with the young ones by the door. Finally Elise and Flora were ready. They came down stairs and saw Xander and Ryoma standing at the door waiting.
"Okay, are we all ready?" Xander asked.
"Yes!" Everyone shouted. They all left the castle and locked the door. Leo was being held by Xander while Takumi was being held by Ryoma.
"Why are you holding us?" Leo asked. He was annoyed. Takumi enjoyed being held.
"Because I know you and Takumi will argue, it's best to hold you both back from hurting each other." Ryoma answered his question. Leo let out a hump sound while Takumi laughed and giggled.
"Shut it!" Leo snapped.
"Leo, we are not going to the market to start things, we are going to shop for more celebration decorations." Elise reminded him.
"Fine..." Leo rolled his eyes and looked ahead.
Once they were at the market all of the toddlers were going crazy they were running around the place. Kaden was near an ice cream cart while Hinata and Hinoka were looking at dolls. Sakua and Ike were running around. They were trying to play tag with the adults. It was very crowded at the market due to the celebration. Xander and Ryoma lost all of them including Niles. They only had Leo and Takumi with them. Corrin was being held by Elise. Roy and Marth were with Niles. They were trying to sneak and steal candy from one of the carts. Roy was able to steal 3 candy canes as the shopkeeper didn't notice them steal a thing.
Xander wand Ryoma were lost in the crowd of villagers as they found Hinoka and Hinata. He told them to come along and stop running around. Takumi and Leo were amused, they kept on laughing when they saw the others doing silly stuff.
"Stop laughing you two! It isn't even funny!" Ryoma groaned, it was going to be a long day at the market... Kaden and Sakua were tossing a ball from one of the shops around, the ball was hitting most of the costumers and it was making them mad. Finally Flora found them and picked them up.
"You two are causing so much trouble, come with me..." Flora carried them to Xander and Ryoma.
"I found them. Now we need to find Marth, Ike and Roy. Niles too..." Flora placed the two toddlers in a shopping cart.
"No fair! We want to run around and explore!" Niles called.
"Nothing is fair!" Leo snickered.
"Shut up blonde guy!" Niles held out a toy sword at him.
"You know that's fake right?" Leo laughed. Takumi laughed along as well. He thought everything was funny.
"Takumi is laughing at me..." Niles sniffled.
"Takumi stop it and Leo, keep your mouth shut!" Xander told them.
"Sorry..." Both toddlers had a pouty look on their faces. Takumi always loved to laugh.
Finally all of the toddlers including Marth, Ike and Roy were found. When they were done getting the last things needed for the celebration, they went back home. Leo wanted to say something else but he let out a yawn. He was tired, even though Xander was holding him the whole time. Leo was placed on a pillow in the living room and he fell asleep within a minute.
Takumi didn't feel tired but he was bored. Xander gave him a train set to keep him busy while the other toddlers were playing with blocks. Kaden decided to take a nap as well as he rested next to Leo. Marth and Roy were stacking blocks up while Ike kicked them down, they giggled and continued playing with the blocks. Elise was giving Hinoka a bath this time. Hinoka gave Elise a hard time, she was trying to get out of the tub but she was getting pushed back in. Elise washed her down with soap and finally rinsed her off. When she was all clean, the water was drained and she was dried off.
Elise dressed up Hinoka in toddler PJ's.
"Ryoma, why are the toddlers saying that you drew on the walls?" Xander started to ask.
"I'm telling you, those toddlers are drawing on the walls..." Ryoma growled.
"Leo and the others informed me that they saw you." Xander sighed.
"Well..." Ryoma looked away from Xander. Xander left the marker thing alone since Ryoma was getting so defensive. He decided that since he hid he markers, no one will find them. So why ask Ryoma about it so much?
"Hey Xander!" It was Elise.
"Yes?" Xander looked back.
"We have another toddler to take care of..." Elise was a bit stunned.
"Oh no... Who is it?" Xander sighed.
"Odin..." Elise sighed out.
"Oh great! We already have Niles and now we must deal with Odin!" Xander banged on the wall. Ryoma didn't like the sound of Odin being turned into a toddler either which means that Odin touched the wand and zapped himself as well.
Flora brought up the little Odin. Odin yawned and was asleep.
"Well at least he's tired out already. Getting zapped must have done that to him..." Ryoma snickered.
"Well, I guess we will have to really find a cure after this celebration. For now, we only have a day until then..." Xander was lost. He didn't know what to do, he looked at Flora, Elise and Ryoma for an answer. But they felt lost too. They didn't know what would cure the toddlers and change them back into adult units. Finally Flora thought of an idea.
"What if we travel to Azama he might be able to tell us a cure." Flora thought about it.
"He's way up in the mountain range now, he's healing a tribe, I don't think he can cure toddler syndrome." Xander face palmed, but Flora held his hand. Elise did too.
"Xander it is our only hope..." Elise looked into his eyes.
Xander looked at them for a while and then he sighed.
"Fine, we will all travel and get Azama to help. If he cannot, then we need to a better way to cure them and turn them all back into adults." Xander smiled a bit and agreed with the plan. He wanted them all to act like warriors again.
To be Continued...
Thanks for reading guys! I will be sure to update this one when I can! ^w^
