Time for Sequel Chapter 2

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Chapter 2: Let the festivities begin!

Note:I made Luppi annoying in this.(More than he already is!)

In the Arrancar Manor...

Muscial Mode:On (You'll rarely see this and remember they're singing)

OI(Orihime):"Grimmjow-San I'm not crazy"

GJ(Grimmjow):"Am I still singing?"

OI:"Singing like a bird!"

L(Luppi):"Grimmjow-San I've got huge news,I asked Halibel-San and got to bunk in the bed right under yooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssss!"

L:"Bunk Buddies!"

GJ:(Look's at Orihime)"Still you're not nearly as bad as her!"(talking about Luppi)

GJ:(looks at Luppi)"Do you know how much you annoy me?!

Luppi makes a motion with his fingers for "a little bit".

GJ:"The answer is a lot!"(Grimmjow spreads his fingers wider as to say to Luppi "a lot.)

GJ:"Should I list the reasons why?"

GJ:"Well I don't see whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not" Inhales Deeply

GJ:"It's your hair,your nose, your chinless face, you always need a hug, not to mention all the manly appletini's that you chug, that you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex, oh and my god stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!"

L:"Oh by the way last time we were in Las Noches me,Loly and Menoly got some appletini's and we poured them all over our good parts!"

GJ:"See newbie that's the thing you do that drives up a tree cause no matter how I rant it you never let me be, so I'm stuck with all your daydreaming and your wish to be my son, it makes me suicidal, and I'm not the only one! No I'm not the only one!

Grimmjow points to Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra came downstairs singing in a nice baritone...

US(Ulquiorra):It all started with a penny in the door, there was a hatred I had never felt before so now I'll make him pay, each and every day, until that mousse-haired little nuisance is nooooo

mmmmmmooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

GJ:"So that is why I call you names like Carol,Jane and Sue,like Moesha,Kim and Lilian,Suzanne, and Betty Lou!"

GJ:"See regardless of the names I make I think my feelings are quite clear, you're a pain in every day of every month of every year!

OI:"Grimmjow-San you gotta help me cause I really am distressed,can't you find another option, won't you run another test?"

GJ:"If you want some kind of favor, really any kind of favor, then get just get me peace and quiet from this god forsaken pest!"

L:"I think what my bunk buddy is trung to say-"

OI:"Shut your cake hole Mary Beth or I swear to god I'll shut it soon!"

GJ:"Congratulations I'll schedule your test this afternoon"

Musical Mode:Off

"Hahahahahahaahahahah!",Nnoitra came from the kitchen laughing.

"What's so funny?",Luppi asked.

"What just happened here!",Nnoitra trying to manage to breathe said.

"Anyways what kind of test was it?",Nnoitra asked.

"Nothing,Luppi just gets on my nerves!",Grimmjow explained.

"Oh no!",Nnoitra yelled.

"What?",Luppi asked.

"Arturo's playing dominoes in the kitchen!",Nnoitra said.

"What's so bad about that?",Luppi asked.

"Come on chico show me what kind of man you are!",Nnoitra yelled imitating Arturo.

"What's with the noise?",Szayel asked going towards the kitchen.

"Nothing,Kitchen's yours",Nnoitra said.

"Come on Szayel show me what kind of man you are!",Arturo yelled.

"Hey Nnoitra why don't you join us",Szayel yelled catching Nnoitra.

"Damn it!",Nnoitra yelled.

"Wait let me play",Orihime told them.

Both Nnoitra and Orihime sat down at the table with Szayel.

"Alright Nnoitra this is your house so you place the first domino",Arturo told him.

Nnotira gently put his domino down.

"Ai Dios Mio!",Arturo yelled in spanish angry at Nnoitra.

"What?!",Nnoitra asked.

"You play like a woman, when you play dominoes you're supposed to slam them on the table with authority!",Arturo explained while slamming his down.

"Yes! I apolgize for my daughter!",Orihime yelled jokingly.

"Hello everyo- nevermind!",Aaroniero came downstairs and noticed what was happening.

"No no no, come on Aaroniero sit down you can take my place!",Nnoitra pulled Aaroniero into the his chair.

"Crap!",Aaroniero yelled.

"Congratulations you're in! You're about to play the greatest game to come out of Cuba since "Wheel of Misfortune",nnoitra explained.

"I'd like to buy a vowel, there are no vowels because Castro has detained them all!",Nnoitra yelled.

Outside the Manor with everyone in their Gigai's...

"Alright everyone we will commence festivities as soon as Stark states the rules",Halibel told them.

"SNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",Stark was out cold stadning up.

"Stark wake up damn it!",Halibel yelled at him.

"Huh? Oh yeah the rules",Stark remebered waking up.

"Okay Rule 1: No causing any chaos and disorder. Remember people we are on vacation not on duty.Nnoitra!",Stark warned him.

"Damn it!",Nnoitra yelled.

"Rule 2: no knocking up any women in your gigai. I can't stress this enough. Nnoitra!",Stark warned him.

"Damn it!",Nnoitra yelled.

"Rule 3: Don't have sex with dead people because remember even if you are dead necrophelia is against the law. Nnoitra!",Stark warned him again.

"Is there a rule that doesn't apply to me?!",Nnoitra asked angrily.

"Last Rule: Make sure you leave your gigai lying somewhere in the middle of the road, we won't get our deposit back if we don't! Nnoitra!", Stark warned him a last time.

"Wow!",Nnoitra yelled amazed that all the rules apllied to him.

"Now everyone go on your merry way!",Stark told them.

With Nnoitra, Szayel, and Wonderweiss...

"Where should we go first?",Szayel asked.

"I dunno, I didn't get breakfast so let's stop at some restaraunt",Nnoitra suggested.

"Hou!",Wonderweiss said pointing to an American Restaraunt.

"Huh? Flappy's House of Pancakes?",Szayel asked.

"Let's go",Nnoitra said.

In the Pancake House...

"Hello what can I get you to eat?",The waitress asked.

"What are pancakes?",Nnoitra asked.

"Something from America, would you like try some?",the Waitress asked him.

"Sure",Nnoitra said.

"What do you want?",she asked Szayel.

"Surprise me",Szayel said.

"Hou",Wonderweiss said.

"What?",She asked.

"He wants Bacon",Nnoitra told her.

"Okay",the waitress said wierded out.

Minutes Later...

"Oh my god that's better than sex!",Nnoitra yelled in pleasure at the taste of the pancakes.

"Made from Flappy himself",the waitress said.

"Really? Flappy good news, I've decided not to kill you!",Nnoitra yelled.

With Ulquiorra,Orihime, and Grimmjow...

"Is there anything to do around here?",Grimmjow asked.

"Oh look!",Orihime pointed at a convention center.

"What's that say on the banner?",Grimmjow asked.

"Guitar Hero 3 Tournament: Experts Only",Ulquiorra said reading the banner.

"Wanna go in?",Grimmjow asked.

"Sure",Orihime and Ulquiorra said in unison.

In the convention center...

"Hello we're here to sign up for the tournament",Grimmjow said.

"What are your names?",the Person who writes down the names asked them.(I don't know the exact name for it)

"Grimmjow Jeagerjaques",Grimmjow said.

"Ulquiorra Schiffer",Ulquiorra said.

"Alright you'll be called when they call for you",the person said.

Many Guitar Minutes Later...

Final Round!

Ulquiorra Schiffer vs Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

The Song is: Through the Fire and Flames on Expert by Dragonforce!

"Players step up", the Announcer said.

"And begin!",he started them.

Many Dragonforce minutes later...

Everyone was in Shock at Ulquiorra's score!

"F-f-f-f-f-f- Five Stars! On Expert Mode with 100?!",The announcer exclaimed in amazement.

"Is that supossed to be good?",Ulquiorra asked.

"Please take your prize and never come back!",The announcer asked them bowing to them as well.

Outside...

"50,000,000 Yen! Nice Ulquiorra!",Grimmjow praised him.

"Wasn't the prize originally 5,000,000 Yen?",Orihime asked.

"Yeah but they had to bribe him to never come back!, Grimmjow said on the verge of laughing.

"And they gave me this guitar signed by a man named Slash?",Ulquiorra asked.

"Slash?!",Grimmjow said recognizing that name.

"It suits you Ulquiorra-San",Orihime complimented him.

"You think so?",Ulquiorra asked.

"By the way why are you two acting so chummy?",Orihime asked them.

"Because on the job me and Ulquiorra can't stand each other! Because I'm reckless and he prefers to do the orders to avoid any trouble!",Grimmjow said.

"But when we're not on duty me and Grimmjow generally agree on most things because I actually have time to relax, I guess you could say we're like best friends",Ulquiorra said.

"Wow even hollow's can have friends!",Orihime said with a sparkle in her eyes.

"Now come on, let's go see a movie!",Grimmjow said.

"Like what?",Orihime asked.

"Saw 4",Ulquiorra and Grimmjow said together.

"Ah! So it finally came out in Japan?!",Orihime asked in terror.

"Don't worry if you need someone to hold on to, you've got me",Ulquiorra told her.

"Ulquiorra-San is much nicer on vacation",Orihime said.

"Makes you wonder what he was like as a human",Grimmjow said.

"Alright let's go watch Saw 4! But after that we're watching Sweeney Todd!",Orihime said.

"So she can take people being sliced by a Barber, But can't take people being sliced in the face by knives?",Grimmjow asked.

With Halibel, Arturo, and Aaroniero...

"Alright and now we step to the left and there!",Arturo instructed Halibel.

"Wow that was a complicated dance!",Halibel said.

"And you're luck you have the Master of Dance as your lover!",Arturo said.

"Indeed",Halibel said.

"Are we going or what?",Aaroniero asked bored.

"In a minute I want to learn another dance",Halibel said.

Zommari,Stark, and Luppi...

"Yeah who gives a sh!",The narrator said to the audience.

TBC...

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Hope you liked it. and sorry I haven't put one up for awhile. I've been dealing with a lot of crap! Anyways R&R!