A/N: I'm back! I have updated this chapter quite quickly but I don't know how quickly I will be able to update in the future. What did you think of the last chapter? Did you love it or hate it?
Chapter 2- back to Hogwarts
As the musical began everyone was silent as staring at the screen as they waited to see what happened first. The disclaimer came on the screen and then it started.
Ginny burst out laughing. Uncontrollably. "good – impression – of – you!" she managed to get out between laughing. Then Ron started laughing as well.
"Yeah, they've really captured you. With the scar and the glasses. And the pessimistic expression." Hermione said, smirking. Everyone else apart from Harry started to laugh as well. Ginny, Ron, Hermione and Malfoy were laughing very hard, Dumbledore was chuckling with the twinkle in his eye and even Snape was smiling slightly. Harry was just looking very grumpy and pessimistic. This made everyone laugh even harder.
"I can't wait to see what you all look like in this musical." Said Harry evilly. Everyone sobered up immediately.
HARRY: (sitting on a trunk in the middle of the stage) (singing) Underneath these stairs
Ginny glared at him. "What does it mean 'underneath these stairs' Harry?" she asked in a deadly whisper. Everyone else glared at him too. Harry was just glad that Ginny didn't have her wand with her. Everyone tried not to earn themselves one of her bat bogey hexes if they could.
Harry really didn't want to tell people about his home life. He knew that he would probably have to eventually but he wanted to hold it off for as long as possible.
"I was probably just sneaking some stuff out of my trunk. My aunt and uncle always put it there."
Everyone stopped glaring at him but none of them believed what Harry had said. He just obviously didn't want to talk about it.
I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt. I can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lighting scar because they'll never, ever give me what they want.
Malfoy smirked to himself. He was arrogant then, for the boy with the pampered life to say that.
"They never gave you anything!" Hermione yelled at Harry who shrunk away from her.
"They gave me, you know, clothes and stuff." Harry lied.
Everybody relaxed slightly.
It sounds a bit like my home life. Snape thought.
"Your uncle doesn't make your scar hurt, does he?" asked Ginny.
"No. only Voldemort can do that. I'd be slightly worried if my uncle made my scar hurt." Harry joked, trying to ease the tension. It didn't work.
I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet Drive. I can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.
"Bit pessimistic aren't we harry?" Ron asked. Everyone started laughing at how true that statement was. Harry was looking grim. If only they knew how true that is. He thought.
I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man it's September and I'm skipping this town. Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now. (stands up) I gotta get back to Hogwarts!
"Bit eager aren't we, Mister Potter." Said Dumbledore and, for the first time this year, he looked Harry in the eye and smiled at him.
Harry was ecstatic. Dumbledore was actually looking at him again! At the next break he was going to ask him exactly what problem Dumbledore had had with looking him in the eye.
Harry smiled back at him. "Of course I am always eager! My aunt and uncle hate me, and the feeling is mutual."
I gotta get back to school. I gotta get myself to Hogwarts! Where everybody knows I'm cool.
"I don't want to be cool, I don't want people crowding me and I don't want everyone knowing who I am!" said Harry, frustrated. Ginny patted his shoulder. She didn't like seeing Harry angry.
"Complaining about fame are we, Potter? But of course some of us with brains know that you aren't cool." Sneered Malfoy. He was promptly hit in the face with three cushions. Ginny was sitting next to him and Ron and Hermione, it turned out, had extremely good aim.
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts.
"They really are magical." Said Ron, his stomach rumbling even though he had been eating throughout the whole thing. Harry, Hermione, Ginny and Dumbledore smiled fondly at the Ron that they all know and loved.
It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts! I'm going back.
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry.
Harry smiled fondly at his friends, remembering all of the good times that they had shared together.
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky. No way this year anyone's gonna die,
"They've just jinxed it, haven't they?" sighed Hermione.
"It doesn't really matter whether they jinx it or not, Hermione. Someone usually dies anyway." Said Harry
"Too true." Hermione knew that Harry was still mourning the loss of Cedric. It had only happened last summer, after all.
and it's gonna be totally awesome!
I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand. Defeat the Dark arts, yeah bring it on!
"I'm fine thanks. I have enough problems as it is." Sighed Harry.
Dumbledore was worrying. Maybe there were too many things on this young boy's shoulders. Someone his age shouldn't have to talk with that much experience, they should be young and carefree. He would have to talk to Harry about it.
And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cause together we're totally awesome!
"Yeah, we are, aren't we!" said Ron
"Forgetting someone, Ronald?" asked Hermione, annoyed.
"I don't think so…" said Ron looking thoughtful, which is always a bad thing.
Hermione looked very hurt so Ginny comforted her "Don't worry about my idiot brother, he's only got one brain cell." Everyone laughed
"Yeah…OI!" everyone laughed even harder at Ron's confusion.
RON: (Enters through door) (singing) Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome! (speaking) Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Wooo!
Everyone apart from Ron burst out laughing.
"I love the headband!"
"Nice expression!"
Ron was just gathering enough cushions to throw at everyone.
Sorry it took me so long to get here, I had to go get some uh, some floo powder, but uh, we gotta get going, come on, get your trunk, let's go
"Oh Godric, this is going to go wrong." Sighed Ron
"What do you mean, Mister Weasley?"
"Well in second year Harry tried to floo to Diagon Alley and ended up in Borgin and Burkes!" laughed Ron. Dumbledore just chuckled.
HARRY: where we going?
RON: to Diagon Alley, of course!
"Oh Merlin."
HARRY: Cool!
RON: Come on!
HARRY AND RON: Floo powder power, floo powder power, floo powder power, floo powder power.
"What are you idiots doing? You don't floo like that!" sneered Malfoy. He then got hit with another two cushions. It turned out that Harry also had extremely good aim.
"I take back what I said earlier. Ron you have absolutely no brain cells and apparently you have none either, Harry because your joining Ron." Stated Ginny matter-of-factly.
"This isn't us!" yelled Harry and Ron simultaneously.
RON: (singing) It's been so long, but we're going back. Don't go for work, don't go there for class
"Well this certainly explains your attitude in potions class but I'm afraid that the whole point of school is to learn." Said Snape who looked utterly bored.
HARRY: As long as we're together-
RON: Gonna kick some ass
"I hope not literally."
HARRY AND RON: And it's gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm. Stay up all night and sneak out of our dorm.
"And how exactly do you do that Mister Weasley and Mister Potter?" Snape asked with a smirk and a raised eyebrow.
"W-we don't professor! T-this isn't us!" spluttered Ron, trying to sound convincing.
Ginny just laughed "Ron you are the world's worst liar!"
Ron suddenly blended in very nicely with his hair. Just as Snape opened his mouth another note floated down. Harry picked it up and read it out.
Just to let you know, you can't give detentions or deduct house points in this room (just in case Severus Snape was thinking of doing so).
Snape closed his mouth and suddenly looked very forlorn.
HERMIONE: (comes up from behind them) But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWL's.
"It's true!" said Hermione but no one heard because they were too busy laughing at her appearance.
RON: (talking) God Hermione, why'd you have to be such a buzzkill?
"I'm not … am I?"
"Of course not." Said Harry and Ginny at the same time as Ron said "Yes." Ron suddenly became a nice little mountain of four cushions.
HERMIONE: Because guys, school's not all about having fun.
"No, it isn't." said Hermione and Snape as the same time as Harry, Ron, Ginny, Malfoy and Dumbledore said "Yes, it is."
We need to study hard if we want to be good witches and wizards. (singing) I may be frumpy
"I'm not frumpy!"
"You were-" Harry and Ron started but the rest was muffled when Hermione and Ginny hit them with cushions.
but I'm super smart. Check out my grades, there A's for a start.
"Why would they say A's when you're straight O's?" asked Ron
"In the muggle world A's are the highest grade." Explained Harry
"Oh!"
What I lack in looks, well I make up in heart,
"So true" was heard from Harry, Ron, Ginny and Dumbledore.
and well guys, yeah that's totally awesome! This year I plan to study a lot.
"NOOOO! Then you'll make us study too!" yelled Harry and Ron in despair
RON: That would be cool if you were actually hot.
"So true." Muttered Malfoy to himself. Unfortunately he was heard by all and was quickly trying to shield himself from six cushions.
HARRY: Hey Ron, come on, were the only friends that she's got,
"That's not true!"
RON: And that's cool,
HERMIONE: And that's totally awesome!
"I know it's totally awesome that we're friends, there's no need to state it out loud!" said Harry, Ron and Hermione at the same time.
RON, HERMIONE AND HARRY: Yeah we're so cool and we're totally awesome!
Not true Malfoy thought but he didn't say it out loud in fear of being pelted with more cushions.
ALL: (other students enter and dance behind them) We're sick of summer and this waiting around.
"I think everyone gets a bit bored in the summer holidays." Said Hermione
"Apart from you because you're too busy doing more homework than necessary." replied Harry. Ginny hit him with a cushion but there was no effort behind it because, like everyone else, she was trying to hold in her laughter.
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found. Don't take no sorcery, for anyone to see how!
"What?"
HARRY: I gotta get back to Hogwarts!
"We know already!" said Harry exasperatingly.
HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE: I gotta get back to school! I gotta get back to Hogwarts! Where everything is magicool!
"That's a good word! I need to start using it!" said Ron excitedly.
"This coming from the boy with no brain cells. Remind me never to use it." Malfoy sneered (no surprise there). For the first time ever, Harry, Hermione and Ginny actually agreed with him.
ALL: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, back to goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts! I think we're going back!
"Well that was good." Said Harry "But the best is still to come. We haven't seen what Snape and Malfoy look like yet!" he reminded them.
At this reminder everyone except the mentioned people started to roll around laughing. Snape and Malfoy just went around hitting them with cushions.
When everyone had once again taken their seat the next clip started palying.
A/N: What did you think? Please tell me! A happy author writes faster!
