Chapter 2:
"THE TURKEY IS FLYING AROUND YOUR ROOM!"
I jumped up, "GET THE NET!"
Anthony was laughing and holding a camera, "Cut."
"You meaner."
He laughed and smiled to me. "Hey, we do a YouTube channel called Smosh, and we're doing a skit, wanna help?"
"Sure!"
"Great, change into this, your name is Allison, you're marrying me, Ian comes in and disrupts the ceremony. Oh, and you are Bipolar." He handed me a white wedding dress with a veil. I smiled, looking over the fabric in my hands.
"Rushed explanation much?" I giggled to myself. I looked back up to him. "When do we start shooting?"
"Noon."
I nodded and tried it on, spinning and looking myself in the mirror. The Lacey mermaid-type gown was quite elegant. I knew it was a cheap knock-off from a flea market, but it was really nice-looking. Seeing that it was 11, I went into the living room to get a script.
"In the end, you marry Shane Dawson, actually known as 'Dane Shawson'."
Ian explained. I looked over and saw him. Since I was living by myself, I didn't have internet, but I remember that I used to watch Shane's videos on youtube when I still lived with my parents. I was a huge fan, and his words got me through a lot.
"Hi, I'm Allison! I'm a big fan!"
"Shane. I can't wait to work with you."
He smiled at my words and there was a sincere happiness about him. I nodded and got my shoes on and grabbed a bouquet. We all went outside to the front lawn, where the fake alter thingy was set up.
"ACTION!"
"Do you, Anthony Padilla, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold? To love and to cherish? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?"
"I do." He said, with a bright smile on his face. Damn, this guy was good at acting.
"Do you, Allison Jones, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPODED TO MEAN?" I yelled, my Bipolar character coming to life.
"Honey, he's just saying his lines."
I smiled and looked back to the guy.
" To have and to hold? To love and to cherish? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?"
"I-"
"WAIT!" Ian yelled, jumping into the aisle. "Allison, I love you. I always have, and always will! Please, marry me!" He said, kneeling with a ring. This was a really messed up skit, yet it was hard not to laugh.
"Ian, I-I-I can't." I looked out to the distance dramatically. "Anthony, I can't marry you either. My real true love is-"
Shane stood up from his seat and did one of those weird masculine poses. (again, it was hard not to laugh.)
"Dane Shawson?" They yelled together.
"Yes. I love him. Plus he has a HUGE ring." I giggled a little with that remark and jumped into his arms.
"Come on baby, let's get married and make love." He said in a dramatic tone.
"WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?"
"Sorry, your choice."
"We could skip the first part and go straight to the love. THEN we can get married." I smiled, putting on a cutesy face.
"Anything for you, beautiful."
He carried me out of frame and Ian and Anthony were left to finish the part.
"Well, there are others." Ian said, walking away, "OOH! HEY LADY! CAN I TOUCH YOUR BRESTESES?" He yelled, running out of shot. The camera zoomed in to Anthony doing one of his weird lip-jiggly-movey-things.
"CUT!"
"Nice acting, Shane." I smiled as he put me down and got a water.
"You too, I could probably use your help sometime." He said. I smiled and walked back to Ian.
"You look really pretty in that." He said, taking my hands in his. I thought that was a little weird, but whatever.
"Thanks!" I said. Anthony came over too.
"You can wear that the rest of the day. Unclip it from the knee and it's just a sundress." He suggested. I went for a walk around the whole city. I found a total of $40 on the streets and slipped it into my bra. I walked to Hot Topic and designed a necklace and bought 2 of them. That used 30 of it, so I walked back to the house. Ian was sitting on the couch watching T.V.
"Hey, I got you something."
"What? For me?" He asked, standing and coming closer.
"Yep. Turn around." I said. He turned and I put the necklace on him. "Look in the mirror." The necklace was a see-through locket with a picture of Ian and Anthony that had, 'Smosh Brothers' written in false gold on the bottom.
"WOAH!"
"It's not much, but it's to say thanks for everything."
"Allison, it's amazing." He sighed, turning back to me, "Thank you." He pulled me into a warm hug. I was already used to the guys and their occasional touchiness. He went to finish watching his show, so I went into Anthony's room. He was blaring his music and I walked up behind him and clasped the necklace around his neck, "WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!" He yelped, turning around.
"Haha, look at your neck. It's a present to say thank you for letting me stay and making me feel at home." He looked at it and had a smile, but it faded slightly.
"Why does it only say Smosh Brothers and not Smosh Family?"
"Because, it's you and Ian. You 2 are like brothers." I explained.
"Well, yeah, but, what about you? Since you live here now and you've already been in 1 video, you're part of the family." He said. I sat on his bed in deep thought, a tear running down my cheek. He got up and looked at me, confused. He kneeled down in front of me and took my hand, "What's wrong?" He asked.
"I haven't had a family. Even before my parents died, they didn't seem to care."
"Allison, we're your family now. You can depend on us and tell us anything." He stated, squeezing my hand. I smiled, a few tears still streaking their way down my cheeks.
"Ok."
We both leaned in and, before I knew what was happening, we shared a short, small kiss. I got up and walked into my room, to go to bed. There was a lot of excitement today, and I didn't know how else to handle it.
Sorry if this one sucks too, I tried to make it more interesting, haha.
