Title: Mayu Effect
Genres: Humour
Pairings: Crack, AsuKira, KiraShinn, KiraCaga, CagaShinn
Word Count: 788
Rating: T
Summary:"Shinn, do you think I can have my hand back?"

Comments and Constructive Criticism are welcomed

Disclaimer: I don't own Mobile Suit Gundam SEED/DESTINY or any of its characters

Warning: Hints of Shonene Ai, incest and heavy on Crack.


Inspired by itaintrite wonderful crack idea known as the Mayu Effect found her LJ.

I haven't really taken the time to prove read this so don't expect much. I have been having a tough time writing... so not my best work. But still my first stab at crack fics!

Be warned! Behold: Jealous Athrun, Dark Cagalli, Dandelion Kira and Innocent Seme-Wannabe Uke ShinnShinn!


Mayu Effect

The door swing open loudly, waking her from the near slumber that she almost fell into reading those back filled reports that Kira and Kisaka has already approved.

Cagalli turned to the intruder - half expecting Shinn, since he's the only one who dares to storm into the Head Representative Office without as much as a knock, but to her surprise it was a huffing Athrun who stands in front of her desk after slamming the door shut.

Cagalli raises her eyebrows, amused and curious at her ex-boyfriend's behavior. It's not like you get to see a fist-clinching, eye popping Athrun any day.

"Shinn needs to return to ZAFT," Cagalli almost fall out of her leather chair – not because her Colonel is trying to order her around, but because she never expects the Mr-Mentor-Ex-Top-Ace-Athrun to have an outburst on Shinn. She is almost dead certain only issues concerning her dear twin brother can upset him this much.

"Athrun, need I remind you that it was you who convinced me to let him work for Orb?" she picks up another file from her In-Box, pretending to be not interested at all. A trick she has learnt to get people talking.

A few second pass as Cagalli waits for Athrun's explanation while she pretends to read the report. Athrun stood stiffly obviously struggling with the situation. He has not expected Cagalli to be so uninterested. Obviously he needs to garner more sympathy.

"He... he held Kira's hand. In public!" he can hear the strain in his own voice.

Now that has caught Cagalli's interest. She puts her paper down, giving him her full attention as he recounts the event.


They are heading back to the office after having their lunch. Kira is about to cross the intersection when Shinn grabs his hand and pulls him back.

"It's turning red," Shinn warns and gives Kira a stern look, obviously upset at Kira's carelessness – Mayu was like that too, always crossing the roads without watching for the lights.

Kira is slightly surprised. He did not expect the rebellious Shinn to care much about pedestrians' traffic rules, but he isn't going to complain about the good change. He doesn't plan on upsetting the volatile youth by telling him that he was perfectly aware that it was safe to cross despite the changing sign either.

A few agonizing moments pass as Athrun watches with popping vein before Kira turns to speak to Shinn again.

"Shinn, do you think I can have my hand back?" Kira ask, slightly embarrassed by the high school girls giggling behind them.

"Not until we arrive safely on the other side," Shinn tightens his hold on his hands and stares determinedly at the light ahead. "I swear, you're just like Mayu! Don't you know how many people die crossing the road like that?"

Now Kira can hardly suppress the smile on his lips, feeling utterly awkward at being on the receiving end of being overly-protected. He stares at the younger, slighter and shorter boy stand defiantly; determine to protect him from the danger of on-going traffic. Kira tries hard to suppress his laugh. It is moment like this that reminds Kira how similar Shinn is to Cagalli. And since he never has the heart to deny Cagalli of anything, he naturally extends his tolerance by virtue and accepts the boy's stubbornness at keeping him safe.


"So want me to fire Shinn for this," Cagalli leans back on her chair. Athrun can be so incredulous when he's jealous.

"He's ruining Kira's reputation!" Athrun tries to defend his argument. "He can't stay!"

Cagalli rolls her eyes, it's not like his brother ever actively tries to hide his sexual orientation. Athrun is the only one who cares about stuff like public image.

"Cagalli…"

"I can't do anything about it," she cuts in before Athrun can press on. Ideas surfacing on her mind as she tries to suppress a grin. "Beside Kisaka has just left with his contract as our bodyguard. He's moving in with Kira and me this week."

"Bodyguard!" Athrun protests obviously hating the idea of Shinn living together with Kira.

"Well, ever since you left to PLANT, I've been short on a bodyguard," Cagalli shrugs as she states the obvious. Serves him right for ditching her for Dullindal. "But Kisaka only left a few minutes ago, you might be able to catch him…"

And Athrun has dashed for the door before she can finish her sentence.

Is Athrun becoming more and more gullible or is she becoming more and more sly?

Taking the aforementioned contract from her In-Box, Cagalli smirks as she signs it swiftly. Now all she has to do is convince Kira how they should all share.


Author's Note:

Please don't throw rotten tomatos and eggs at me.