On a TOOMBSTONE!!

Okay, I got a ton of mixed reviews about the first chapter of this. I want to mix it up again. I really like getting honest hatred. It's refreshing.

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Here Lies Sarah Jacobs

Well not really, she fell off the bridge.

But here's where she's SUPPOSED to lie.

Er…not that she lied while she was living

I never have understood that

She did make a rather lot of doilies

But that's not yet been proven to be evil

Yet

Anyhow, may she rest in peace.

Though fishes will probably eat her

Pieces.

Its no concern of mine

I just carve the headstones. Who GAVE

Me this job?

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This has got to be the most fun i have had in soooo long!

REVIEW!!! SOCK IT TO ME!!! (PINK SOX WILL BE THROWN BACK WITH PNEMONIA GERMS!!!