A/N So…how is everyone? Me? Hungry, sick of school, but I'll spare you the rant, (THIS TIME!) Here goes, I'm making it up as I go so, wish me luck!

Own Alex, the plot, and Zero, nothing else

Be Prepared For Our Theory

"Warlic?" Shadow Tamer asked, opening the door.

The Mage, Dragonlord, and Dragon were met with the blue mage, dancing and snapping his fingers in a strange little dance.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

"WARLIC!" Shadow Tamer yelled.

Daddy… I'm scared…

"So am I Zero, so am I…" Alex whispered.

"Huh? Shadow Ta…I don't suppose you didn't see that, did you?" Warlic asked.

"We saw it," Shadow Tamer answered.

"Sigh… I do not know what is going on. Have you been-?"

"Breaking into song? Yeah. Alex was mamboing just a few minutes ago."

"And I was awesome!"

"Shush," Shadow Tamer ordered. "Ideas, Warlic?"

"I'll send some letters to some warriors who may help us. For now rest, don't sing and… well… just don't sing."

Lonely I'm Mr. Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely,

"ALEX!!"


"Hello?"

Four figures walked into the tent and were teleported to Warlic's home. Alex, Zero, Shadow Tamer, and Warlic walked up to the four and looked at them.

There was a Warrior with blood red armor, dark teal trim, tanned skin, and black hair, 'hero style'. In his hand was a Temple Broadsword. He looked around and saw our heroes.

"I'm Darastrix. You the guys that called for me?"

"That's us," Warlic nodded.

Next followed a boy and a girl. The girl had long chocolate brown hair, and orange Warrior armor. In her hand was a Sir Jeffrey's Can-Opener sword.

"Larosin Fin-Schaets."

"Helloooo NURSE!" Alex said and took Larosin's hand.

"Uh…"

The boy had green hair, and green skin and Rouge armor. He had two candy daggers in his hands and a cheeky smile.

"Rayne Daie… He always like that?" he asked.

"Sadly, yes," Shadow Tamer groaned.

Last was a rouge with dark blue hair, about 5 feet 10, with dark blue and black armor. In his hands were daggers, and his back had a quiver and bow.

"Kai."

"I have called you all here to face a situation that may be of grave danger," Warlic explained.

"What's that?" Kai asked.

"Have you guys…been…breaking into song?"

"…Great Lore! I thought it was just me!" Darastrix yelled.

"We were just eating some food and then BAM! The chef was singing!" Rayne yelled. "It was cool!"

"Freaky is what it is!" Kai yelled. "I was hunting and my prey started dancing!"

"You should have seen Alex was flirting with girls in the inn," Shadow Tamer began. "It was pretty funny."

"I believe I know a spell that may help, let me get my books," Warlic said.

"…Are there even books for this?" Larosin asked.

"Looks like," Alex said.


"Is it ready? Is it ready? Is it ready?" Alex asked

"Is it ready? Is it ready? Is it ready?" Rayne asked.

"Dear LORE! It's like stereo!" Shadow Tamer yelled and glared at Alex and Rayne.

"Okay the spell is ready! Stand back!" Warlic ordered.

"Anyone else wondering WHY there's a spell to stop people from singing against their will?" Larosin asked.

"Writer's Continence," Shadow Tamer commented.

HEY! I'm offended by that!

"Shut up and continue the plot!"

Whatever.

Warlic stirred the potion in the cauldron with his staff, and the potion turned blue. Suddenly the cauldron began glowing.

Is it going to blow up again?

"Probably."

In a flash of blue, a swirling blue and cyan portal appeared over the cauldron. Alex slowly walked over to it and thought he saw two black dots in it.

"Huh?"

Suddenly two girls flew out of the portal, and fell on top of Alex. The Dragonlord was confused for a second, but suddenly smiled. "We made a spell that makes women?! THAT'S THE GREATEST SPELL EVER!"

The girls that came out of the portal were less happy though.

"AAAHHH! PERVERT!" one yelled, punching Alex when she realized where his hands were.

The two girls quickly stood and everyone had a look at the newcomers.

One was in blue Warrior armor, and had short messy brown hair. She had sapphire blue hair and in her hand was a Full Silver blade. "Who are you?" she asked, looking at them. "Wait…Warlic? Is that you?"

"Have we met?" the Mage asked.

"It's me! Saya Hitai! AKA Trip?"

"I do not believe we have met."

The other girl was in a strange blue uniform with a symbol with a triangle with two triangles coming off it. She had brown hair in a ponytail style and a strange glowing partisan in her hand.

"Uh… I'm Veronica… Where am I?"

"Lore, in the outreaches of Falconreach," Kai explained.

"Lore? Okay…why are you guys holding all those… artifacts?"

"Artifacts? What artifacts?" Darastrix asked.

"Those old swords, why aren't you using Lightpartisans or something?"

"…What the Lore is a Lightpartisan?" Larosin asked.


"So you're from five years into the future, and you're, as it seems, the future," Shadow Tamer repeated.

"Yep," the two agreed.

"Or maybe Veronica is from the past and something REALLY bad happened making time restart!" Alex yelled. Everyone then looked at Alex with a WTF face.

"You. Stop talking," Kai ordered.

"You know… you two look familiar," Veronica commented.

"Huh? Us?" Shadow Tamer and Alex asked.

"Yeah… Maybe I know you're ancestors in my time?"

"Or you've seen my face in your books!" Alex suggested and flexed his muscles. "You know, super strong, handsome, girl magnet, and great Dragonlord."

"…No, I don't think anyone from my time knows a 'Dragonlord' Alex," Veronica replied, making some of the others laugh a bit as Alex tripped and fell.

"Warlic, do you know what went wrong with your music stopping spell?" Trip asked.

"Yes, instead of Crocodile tooth, I was given Alligator tooth… Who gave me the tooth?"

Suddenly those from the current time period looked at Alex, who just glared at them. "What? Is that the moral of the story? When in doubt, blame Alex?!"

"We'll just have to find another way; I don't have the ingredients to try to make another Music stopping spell."

"Right!" Darastrix asked. "All we have to do is break down the facts before it happens again!"

Warlic:
I've got a theory,
that it's a demon,

Warlic imagines a demon dancing and singing

A dancing demon,
No, something isn't right there
.

Larosin:
I've got a theory,
some kid is dreaming,
and we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

Larosin holds up a picture of Broadway and draws stick figures of everyone in it

Shadow Tamer:
I've got a theory we should work this out,

Darastrix, Veronica, and Trip:
Its getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about.

Shadow Tamer and Warlic searched through some books for help

Alex:
It could be mages, some evil witches

All the girls glare at Alex

Which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted, and wicca,
Good and loved the earth, and woman power, and I'll be over here.

Alex quickly hides behind little Zero

Trip:
I've got a theory it could be bunnies!

Everyone looks at Trip, then at each other and Trip again

Larosin:
I've got a theo-

Trip suddenly has a guitar in hand an starts playing a rock and roll song with explosions and fire in the background

Trip:
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They got them happy legs and twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be bunnies!

Everyone takes a step back from Trip

... Or maybe midgets?

Everyone takes another step away

Warlic:
I've got a theory we should work this fast,

Warlic and Larosin
Because it clearly could get serious before it's past.

A spotlight hits Veronica as she steps forward

Veronica:
I've got a theory, It doesn't matter.
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse... we've all been there,
The same old trips, why should we care?

Everyone stands together and looks to the sky and sees that it was night

Everyone:
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute,
We have to try, we'll pay the price,
Its do or die,

Alex groans and sits in a chair

Alex:
And I'll die twice!

Everyone smiles and pull Alex up

All
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
There's nothing we can't face...

Trip stops and sees a small bunny holding a 'How to be Uber' book, which quickly runs off

Trip:... Except for bunnies.

"We'll just have to stand together, if there is something really evil about this, we'll be ready," Alex said.

"Right, let's hit the books!" Shadow Tamer ordered.

WHEEEEEEE! Zero yelled and flew into a bookshelf, making all the books fall on him

"That's not what I meant Zero, but thanks for helping."

"WOAH!" Trip yelled and tripped and fell into the bookshelf, making books land on her.

"It's not cute when you do it."

"Actually, I tripped."


"YOU!"

Fire blasts and black magic hit each other as a girl with dark purple robes and a face shrouded in shadows and a man with red robes and flaming black skull attacked the other.

"XAN! NECROMANTRESS! SILENT!" a voice boomed and both were incased in a blast of ice fire. Out of the shadows came a being covered in armor. Dragonlord armor. On his head was a helmet that covered his face and had two horns on it pointing up. He had a long grey cape and a large scythe with a picture of a dragon head on it.

He stood next to a huge cyan dragon with horns that looked like they were made of ice, and large bat like wings, that were a little torn up. Its light blue eyes seemed to glow and its tail swayed left to right.

"Dragonmaster Frostscythe," the Necromantress and Xan whispered, breaking out of their ice prison.

"And your little pet, Glaisaurus," Xan added.

"ROAAAAAARRRRR!"

"He doesn't like you."

"Who does?" Necromantress asked.

"Why are you here, witch?" Xan asked.

"She is here, because I summoned her, as I did all of you."

The three villains turned and saw a man covered in blood red armor. His skin was barely visible as he held his sword and walked to the three. Behind him, a figure could be seen, even bigger than Glaisaurus.

"Sepulchure," the three whispered.

"Why did you bring us here?" Frostscythe asked.

"To bring a new age of rule, a new age of…"

DOOOOOOOOOOM!!

"Basically."

"How do we do that? There's all those heroes, not to mention King Alteon," Necromantress explained.

"Agreed. What are we to do? Kill King Alteon?" Frostscythe asked.

"Exactly," Drakath answered, walking out of the shadows.

Sepulchure:

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

Sepulchure walks up to one of Xan's monster, which is dormant until Xan gives it an order, and waves his hand in front of it

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Necromantress walks up to Sepulchure and points at his chest

Necromantress:
And where do we feature?

Sepulchure pets her cheek and gives her a soft push, making her fall back

Sepulchure:
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

"Yes! We'll be prepared!" Xan yelled. "…For what?"

"The death of the King!" Sepulchure screamed.

"Why is he sick?" Frostscythe asked.

"No fools, we're going to kill him, Alex two."

"Yeah! Who needs a king? No king! No King! Lalalalalala!" the villains snag in evil cackles.

"Fools! I shall be king!" Drakath shouted.

"And you will take orders, from me," Sepulchure boomed.

"Y...yes my lord."

Suddenly hundreds of monsters and evil doers ran into the room, and bowed own to Sepulchure. They then all began doing the goose step around Lord Sepulchure.

"Stick with me; an you'll be worshipped like gods, FOREVER!" Sepulchure shouted.

Villains:
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

Sepulchure:
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

Sepulchure grabs Drakath's neck and lifts him face to face and then throws him aside, as he and the villains sing

So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

The villains let out a laugh as the they began their planning to overtake all of Lore. Just as Good was ready for anything.

END OF CHAPTER

So, how was it? Bad? Good? Eh? Also no more OCs

ALSO I HAVE NEW QUESSTION FOR YOU!! PLEASE ANSWER IT!

If Alex had a last name, what would so like a good one? Hmmm? What kind of last name would fit, Alex?

And don't say, 'The Rouge'!