-Chapter 1- The Chapter Where the Bandits Attack and Cause Trouble

Hector has raised a small army to chase after the sub-par warriors who have kidnapped his daughter. We know return to our story.

"My lord, how will we know which way they went?"

"Easy Oswin. We will head towards the Nabata Desert."

"Why would they go there?"

"Because they are sub-par, and I imagine that they will have Wallace as their guide, who has no sense of direction whatsoever."

Meanwhile at the Nabata Desert:

"Wallace, I told you we were lost!"

"Shut up lassie. Like ye could do much better. I don't think so."

Suddenly, a tattoed berserker, a blue-haired sage, and a German archer showed up.

"Och, and who might ye young laddies and lassie be?"

"I am Hawkeye, a berserker, the guardian of the Nabata Desert. This is Pent and this is Louise. Oh, hi Marcus."

"Hello. I have a proposition for you. You, like us are sub-par characters. Join us for the ultimate revenge. THE RISE OF THE SUB-PAR CHARACTERS!"

"I think I will join."

"I will, which means my wife Louise will also."

Now, back to our heroes:

"Sir, I have scouted ahead and I spy a band of bandits headed this way."

"Very good Matthew. I am sure we can handle them since we are all transformed and I am sure that they are only fighters and brigands."

"No. You are all level one now. Otherwise it wouldn't be a very hard turned based strategy game."

"Mark, when did you show up?"

"I figured that you would need me, so I came."

"Well, we now are going to need your tactics."

"I am the mighty Bazba! Surrender to me!"

"Bazba?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!???!!?!!?!?! You are in FE8! What are you doing here?"

"There was a rip in the space-time continuum, and I ended up here."

"Oh, well prepare to die."

"I think not. I will go hide over there and have my grunts do the work. Grunts, ATTACK!"

Just then, 5 mercs, 10 brigands, a handful of fighter, and and few archers rushed out of nowhere.

"What we need to do is set up a small wall of defense with our healers protected. Wait for them to come to you."

The enemy rushed them. Matthew attacked a brigand and took him out after about 20 hits. Hector took out two with his axe. Raven ran circles around a few then cleaved them in 2. THen a mercenary attacked Hector.

"(Hmmm... In the heat of this battle, I might be able to take out Hector," thought Raven.

The enemy mercenary rushed Hector the same time Raven did. Hector struck, but missed and tripped at the exact moment Raven swung at his head. Raven dispatched of the merc that was about to take out Hector.

"Thanks man. I don't know what I would do if you weren't at my back."

"Curses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY??????"

Guy brought out his Killing Edge, and quickly sliced up all the fighters. The brigands were smart though. They rushed the weakest member of the team. They rushed Eliwood. Eliwood took one out, but since when you first get him, he couldn't dodge when you needed him to for all the gold in Ostia, he was quickly struck down. The healers rushed over and started to help him as best they could. Carla, whom no one has ever seen as a myrmidon, but she still was, rushed in to protect the healers and Eliwood. The archers were busily firing arrows at Oswin, which bounced of his armor, but he couldn't catch up with them. Then reenforcements for the enemy started arriving. Our heroes fought valiently, but they were no match for the sheer numbers that they faced.

Now you may have wondered where Lyn was. She had made her way up to a village. She entered the village, and was greeted by several old friends.

"Lady Lyndis, my heart beats for you. You are more beautiful every day."

"Shut it Sain. I'm married."

"Crap!"

"Lady Lyn, umm..excuse me.. It's umm.. so good to see you again."

"Florina! You're here too?"

"Don't forget about me!"

"Will?"

"Yup. It's me?"

"My friends, it's so good to see you again! I ask your help though. We are attacked by bandits, and we are losing the fight."

"Say no more, we will help you."

"Thanks Sain"

Lyn and her refound friends charged into the thick of the fray. Florina attacked a merc the merc got her leg but she finished him off. Priscilla rode over too heal her. Sain drew his lance and quickly killed the remaining mercs around Florina.

"What vision of lovliness doth my eyes behold? It is like a cool oasis found in the middle of the desert, like a warm fire in the middle of winter, a fire like my passion for you!" Sain said to Priscilla.

"Beat it buster, I'm married."

"Crap! I'm 0 for 2."

Bazba could see that the battle was quickly turning. Then he saw Lyn rushing up to meet him.

"Prepare to die, evil bandit."

"HOHOHO! That's rich. Like a wimpy girl like you could kill me."

"Oh, you will die at the edge of my Mani Katti."

"What? You plan to kill me with a tubular cheese-filled noodle? That's rich. Much like the cheese inside of manicotti."

"No. I will kill you with the legendary sword!"

"Oh."

During the long pre-battle conversation, Matthew had snuck up behind Bazba. He plunged his sword, which is actually more like a knife, but those didn't come until FEPOR, so it was a sword, but since Matthew is so weak, it did little damage, but its served a good purpose to distract Bazba while Lyn pulled off a critical hit and killed the brigand. Sorry for that long sentence.

With the fight over, the heroes started off towards the Nabata desert. While they walked, important events were taking place.

"My Lord, we just received word from Farina was a success!"

"Very good Renault," said an old man with a gray beard.

Back to our heroes:

"What a beautiful lady you are! The fires of my passion for you are hotter than the fires of any dragon of Arcadia!"

"Beat it," said Serra.

"Crap!"

"Well, we should rest at this next village. We can get supplies there," said Hector.

Little did they know what awaited them in the next village.