Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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It was like time had stood still after she had said those two little words. Naruto and I had tryed for the better part of our teenage years to bring the douche bag home, and failed. Now hes back like he has all the right in the world to, just to waltz back into the village he had betrayed.

Sitting in chairs around her desk, shocked beyond belief, no one would talk.

"Soooo, what do we do with him?" Kiba asked staring intently at Tsunade.

She sighed and poured two glasses of Sake and offered me one keeping the other for herself.

"The Elders are meeting tonight at seven to discuss his punishment, but I highly doubt that Danzo will let his preciouse Uchiha go to jail, so its likely that he'll only get probation and Genin missions for a year. If that" She explained gravely.

A growl was ripped from my chest before I could stop it. Jumping up I slammed my hands down on her desk, breathing heavilly.

"How the hell can he do that? Your the damn Hokage, use that power to have him killed!" I yelled, my body overcome with shaking.

She glared and through a pencil at me hitting me on the forehead.

"Sit down and try to control yourself damn't! Believe me if I could I would" She sighed in defeat, chugging back the rest of the Sake.

Muttering a curse I was about to argue again, when I felt four new chakra sources enter the village.

I scratched my head and looked at my watch quickly "Well what do ya know? Its that late already? Damn, better be gettin home... BYE!" I yelled and jumped head first out the window. I planted my hands and feet on the side of the Hokage tower and slid down about twenty feet until I pushed off and landed on the Monument which proudly showed all of the past Hokages.

About two years ago, people started to stare at me funny for no apparent reason, it soon turned into name calling, spitting, and violence. So, I decided to take an alternate path everywheres, by rooftop.

I found out later that something happened the day I was born, something that had changed my life for worse and for the better.

Anyways, enough of my melancholy life.

Lets have a little fun.

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I was currently hiding behind a big tower on the Hyunga mansion over looking the gates of Konoha.

There was four of them like I had senced earlier. The one in the front was none other than Uchiha Sasuke, same arrogant stance and air about him, dark obsidian eyes and chicked ass hair style which some how looked more rediculouse now than it ever did when we were smaller.

The next was about Sasuke's height, but with blue hair and purple eyes, a huge sword was strapped to his back, but other than that he didn't look like the threatning type. He was also pretty cute. Hehe.

Behind him was a giant of a man with orange hair who looked like he was holding something back, or hiding something. That was all I could get from his aura, other than his killer intent and then the softer side who didnt want to hurt anyone.

Up at the front again was a leech attatched to his magesty's arm, red hair in a very unsual cut, red eyes with bottle cap glasses and some clothes that could've passed for just strips of fabric.

I widened my eyes as I realize that my chakra had leaked out, and the Leech snapped her head to look in my direction. Thanking Kami and whoever else was out there that I had cast an invisible jutsu on myself before coming out here.

Her eyes stayed on my barley there form before gazing lovingly at her Sasuke-kun.

I narrowed my greenish blue ones and came to a conclusion, she was a tracker.

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Okay remember when I said something happened to me when I was born? Well I didnt figure I have an eye technique, its called Ito O Korosu it allows me to copy any other eye technique that I come across, but I cant use it in battle unless I master it otherwise It could have a very nasty affect on myself and others around me.

The ones i have mastered already is the Byakugan, Sharingan, and the Rinnegan.

I followed them for about a mile until I grew bored and decided to use my version of the Rinnegan. It's pretty much the same as Pein's but I modified just a bit. Instead of it pushing or pulling everything in a certain distance, mine can push or pull one object at a time or everything in its path. Which is extremley fun if you want to piss off rouge ninjas who shouldn't have stepped foot in this village.

(Insert evil grin and meniachle chuckel here)

Breathing in slowly and pushing the air out through my nose, I focused my chakra in my eyes and after a few seconds I could feel my Rinnegan pulsing.

I grinned and slowly pushed the blue haired cutie into the Leech and watched the scene unfold.

She stopped abruptly and turned around bringing her hand in a wide arc which would have connected with his cheek if it wasnt for his reflexes of a trained fighter.

"What the fuck Suigetsu? Did I give you permission to touch my ass?" She yelled, trying to push chakra into her hands like Tsunade and I do from time to time to make our punches and kicks stronger.

He sat there staring at her before staring at the spot where he was, back to her, to the spot, her, spot. Finnaly snapping out of it, he freaked out shaking his head back and forth fastly, and waving his arms in a 'no way' sighn.

"You got the wrong idea She-man! Why on earth would I want to touch you when I have all these gorgeouse Konoha babes surrounding me on either side?" He asked incredeously.

She rolled her eyes and flipped her hair in a very bitchy manner (giggel giggel) "Whatever you know you want this" She pursed her lips and stuck a pose which I assume she thought flirty.

I couldn't take it anymore, I released my jutsu by accident and fell to the ground laughing to the point where I had tears in my eyes.

Someone cleared their throat and my laughter turned into minor giggels here and there. Pushing my hair out of my face and I got up gracefully.

Oops. Hehe I forgot I was only a few feet away from them.

"Now you see their falling from the sky now!" Suigetsu cryed franticly, anime tears streaming from his eyes.

I sweat dropped.

"Who are you?" Someone -you guessed it- demanded.

I turned to Sasuke and promptly ignored him, letting the two AnBu guards hold my attenction.

"Your duty is done here, I will escort them to Tsunade personally. You can have the rest of the day off." I grinned foxily and shooed them away.

"Answer me" He damanded again.

I sighed agravatingly and looked at him. "Listen dude I have absolutley no time for twenty questions right now, so just come along like the good little traitor and puppet you are and no one will get hurt got it, Uchiha?" I growled, my elonganted kanines poking my bottom lip in a threatning manner.

"Hn"

"..."

"DIE YOU FUCKTARD!"

*Ito O Korosu-Killer Intent

Peace: Nikki xD