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It was a peaceful morning in the Seireitei. The birds were singing and Kiyone and Sentaro were yelling at each other. "NO, I APRECIATE THE CAPTAIN MORE!"
"NO! I DO!"
Suddenly they were both hit upside the head. "Be quiet you two you'll wake up Captain Ukitake," Lieutenant of Squad 13 Rukia Kuchiki scolded the two third seats of her Squad. They turned around and bowed in apology.
"Forgive us Lieutenant Kuchiki," Kiyone and Sentaro apologized simultaneously before beginning to argue again but in a whisper. Rukia sighed and looked up at the sky.
"I can't believe it's been eight years since Yhwach was defeated. Wonder how the others in Karakura are doing," she mused before walking off to complete her work.
Sixth Division Barracks
"And over here we have the endangered Byakuyasaurus in his natural state," a hushed whisper said very quietly opening the door to a crack, "In his office doing a bunch of boring papaaaaaah!" A Kido spell missed him by an inch and the man that appeared in around his teens. Namely around 14 to 15 with spiky brown hair fell on his butt opening the door all the way. Byakuya looked over to him and narrowed his eyes.
"And just what do you think you are doing Lieutenant Riku?" he said sending Lieutenant of Squad 6 Kai Riku a menacing glare. He rubbed the back of his head and smiled nervously before grabbing some papers stored in a satchel around his waist.
"Uuuuh, just dropping off some paperwork Captain Kuchiki," he said walking over and placing the sheets on his desk. He picked them up and looked over them.
"I see," he said looking through them. Though, as Kai was leaving he looked back up at him. "Lieutenant," he said. Kai stiffened and turned around once again adorning his face.
"Y-yes, Captain," he said before promptly gulping.
"These all require your signature," he said.
"Uuuuuuum, Oh would you look at the time. I promised Aimèe I'd meet her for uuuuh, lunch now, yeah gotta go Captain!" he quickly said before using shunpo to quickly leave the office. For a few seconds Byakuya just eyed the empty doorway before shrugging.
"*sigh* Honestly, why on Earth did Renji have to get promoted. He was a much better Lieutenant," he said, "Then again someone has to keep his Lieutenant in line," he said before going back to his work. He continued on having pushed his paperwork to the side for a while. After around fifteen minutes he glanced up at the clock coming to a sudden revelation. "Lunch? Its 9:00 am."
Kido Corps compound
A figure rushed through the halls of the esteemed Kido Corps. This was their Lieutenant Nagato Ryuugine. She dodged many of the faculty in the hall as he made his way to the Captains Office. Onces he reached the office she slammed the door open completely out of breath. "Captain!"
Captain of the Kido Corps Shunre Enzeru Kaiser-Kurotsuchi looked at her and raised his eyebrow. "What's wrong Nagato-chan?" he asked his out-of-breath Lieutenant. After a little bit she regained enough breathe to speak.
"There's a bit of an emergency. You are needed at the Squad One Barracks," she explained, "I am to accompany you." He nodded and got up. He bore the appearance of a young man around 18 years old. He had scraggly brown hair and eyes of the same color. He wore a Shihaksho that was thinner than most but still loose with a white rim on the edges of the part that covered his chest making a Y shape. Many considered him quite handsome and is well known for not being like his psychotic adoptive Father Mayuri Kurotsuchi. His Lieutenant appeared slightly older with long blond hair that flowed freely. She wore small purple accessories on her neck wrist and waist.
"Alright, let's get going," he said grabbing a poncho-like haori and putting it on and grabbing the large-golden staff of the Kido Corps Captains. His Lieutenant nodded and they headed off to the First Division Barracks.
Tides of Fate Chapter 1:
Begin Anew
The alarms started to ring out among the Seireitei. "All Captains and Lieutenants as well as the 3rd and 5th Seats of Squad 11 please report to the meeting room immediately. Repeat. All Captains and Lieutenants as well as the 3rd and 5th Seats of the 11th Squad please report to the meeting room in the First Division Barracks immediately. This is nonnegotiable.
The Seiretei went into a panic. Rukia slammed open the door to Captain Ukitake's room. "Captain!" Ukitake shot up and yelped.
"Wha! Rukia! What's going on? Why's the alarm going off?" he asked groggily rubbing his eyes to get him awake.
"They're calling a meeting of all Captains and Lieutenants. You need to get into your Shihaksho and haori. I'll meet you there," she explained before shunpoing off.
Squad 1 Barracks
"Shu!" Rukia exclaimed arriving, "What are you doing here?" The Kido Captain turned around and saw Rukia.
"Oh, Rukia. Me and my Lieutenant received word to come to the First Division Barracks. As soon as we arrived the alarms started flailing to no end. You know what's going on here?" He asked her. She shook her head no and he sighed. "Well, let's go find out," he said, "By the way where's Captain Ukitake?" Before Rukia could answer someone called out.
"Hello Mademoiselle Rukia-shan!" they heard an absurdly high-pitched voice scream out. Both Shu and Rukia froze and turned around to face the most terrifying beast in all the Soul Society. Lieutenant of Squad 7 Aimee Marguerite. Aimee was a pretty girl with wavy hair with light brown on one side and black on the other. Naturally. With golden eyes. She is also known for her French accent. On her Shihaksho she wore a small flower pendant and had also placed a daisy design on the back of it. She had a fairly weird blade as far as Zanpaktos go. A French Saber reminiscent of the French Revolution era. Though, what made her terrifying were 2 things: 1. for the life of her she could never get Japanese honorifics correct and many saw it as disrespectful towards them and on top of that would always give people French titles 2. was she was always cherry. Always. Even when making very sadistic and/or just flat out wrong comments she was happy. Not only that but she was obsessed with stalking around Rukia. Everyone knew she kept a Journal of everything Rukia was/is/does/eats/etc. When she learned about it she had confronted Aimee about it asking why she was stalking her to which she was told, "Oh, no reason. Just making sure you're the right one for the Capitaine-taichou." They never spoke of it again. Though, thankfully she stayed out of Rukia's personal quarters or invaded her in the shower which was (hopefully) a good thing. Why and how on Earth her Captain put up with her was beyond anyone's guess. Or why she was made a Lieutenant in the first place. He was constantly asked but he would just snort and tell them to get back to work. And when they asked Third- Seat Iba about it (he was the only other one who knew) he would just reply saying it was the right thing to do and leave.
"Yo! Aimee, when are you going to get your honorifics right!" called the voice of Squad 7 Renji Abarai. They turned to him and Rukia let out a sigh of relief.
"Oh, Capitaine-taichou hello!" she said waving to him, "How are you on this most wonderful day!" Renji just glared at her.
"What are you talking about? You just saw me not ten seconds ago," he deadpanned. She just continued to smile.
"Well, for all I know you could have gotten really, really grincheaux in those ten seconds," she pouted before turning back to Rukia, "Well, how has your day been dame Rukia-kun?" Aimee eyed her with unblinking eyes as Rukia nervously sweat. But, thankfully she was saved by-
"Really, Renji. Why on Earth your Lieutenant's wishes to add French in the most absurd places along with honorifics and other things of the sort I will never know," came the room's new occupant, Byakuya Kuchiki followed by Kai who looked at his Captain.
"Well, really Captain should you care? I mean it is Captain Abarai who must suffer through it," he said. Byakuya nodded in agreement.
"Yes, you do have a point in that regards," he said walking to the meeting room. The small group following them Renji with a visible tick mark on his face.
"Yeah Yeah, yack it up now, Byakuya. But, I've been training every day so watch your back because one day I'll surpass and defeat you," he said as they reached the entrance to the meeting room. He stopped at the door just before going in and turned around looking Renji in the eyes.
"The day you surpass me is the day I lose my Zanpakto and my best friend returns from the grave," he stoically replied. One second…. awkward, two seconds… still awkward, three seconds… it has become unbearable beyond belief.
"YOU HAD A FRIEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!?" the entire group yelled out in unison, Shu and Nagato included. Byakuya just closed his eyes and huffed.
"Don't be childish. Come, we are running late," he said entering the room with the rest following him. In the room they saw that most of the requested parties had come in order of Squad there was already: Head-Captain and Captain of Squad 1 Shunsui Kyoraku with his Lieutenants Nanao Ise and Genshiro Okikiba, Squad 2 Captain Soi Fon and Lieutenant Omaeda along with Yoruichi and Yushiro Shihouin, Squad 3 Captain Rōjūrō "Rose" Ōtoribashi and his Lieutenant Heito Tsubata, Squad 4 Lieutenant Isane Kotetsu the Captain was absent most likely due to a surgery or something, Squad 5 Captain Shinji Hirako and Lieutenant Momo Hinamori, Squad 8 Captain Sora Inoue (yes, it is Orihime's brother) and his Lieutenant Mizurio Kojima (same Mizurio from Ichigo's school. Died in a car accident and became a Soul Reaper), Squad 9 Captain Kensei Mugurumu and his Lieutenants Shuuhei Hisagi and Mashiro Kuna, Squad 10 Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya and his Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto, Squad 11 Captain Kenpachi Zaraki along with his Lieutenant Yachiru Kusagishi and 3rd and 5th seats Ikkaku Madarame and Yumichika Ayasegawa, and lastly the Squad 12 Captain and Lieutenant the Kurotsuchi duo.
"Hey, Mayuri-san!" Shu cheerfully said waving at him. Mayuri looked over to his son and smiled NONSADISTICALLY.
"Oh, hello Shu I was unaware that you were called to this meeting. How has my favorite experimentation partner" he said. Shu walked over to him and began to chat with him.
"Well, it's all been fairly boring. There's no one around that wants to test out my experimental Kido though! It's not like they all end badly, I mean sure there was the one that became sentient and nearly killed 5 people, and there was the one that blew up the gunpowder room, and there was the barrier that looked like a butt and would not go away, and there was the one that blew up 9/10ths of the Barracks, and the one that nearly killed Ichigo, and the one that tried to rape my Lieutenant-" he started to go on but Mayuri held his hand up.
"Rape your Lieutenant? When did this happen and how does a Kido spell go about raping?" he inquired. Shu was about to answer but before he could he found a Zanpakto around his throat.
"Answer that question and you die Captain," his Lieutenant growled at him, "And I'll double the number of clothes you owe me." He nodded "yes" meekly and she put the sword away. It was now that he noticed everyone's eyes were on him. What ensued was yet another awkward silence. After about half a minute Mayuri flipped a switch he had hidden in his pocket and a remote compartment opened up launching a tumble weed through the meeting room and off the balcony at the edge.
"Gah! My hair!" came a cry from below. After a few more seconds Ukitake came in smiling very cheerfully.
"Sorry I'm late! I was taking a nap and-" he said but soon realized what he entered into, "Um, what's-" he began but Shunsui clapped his hands and smiled.
"Okay, now that Jushiro's here all we need to wait for is the Captain of Squad 4. Jushiro take your regular spot, the duo from the Kido Corps can stick with the Kurotsuchis," he said. As they got into position Nemu leaned next to Shu and whispered in her common monotone voice.
"We shall have a talk on how and why you created a "rape kido" at a later date, nii-sama," she whispered. Shu instantly got shivers up his spine and nodded yes very rapidly.
"Y-yes sister dear," he said very much nervously. Suddenly a figure came bursting through the door.
"S-sorry I'm late!" a voice in a Captain's haori said. He looked up and you could see it was Captain of the Fourth Division Hanatoro Yamada, "I was caught up having to tend to some patients from Squad 11!"
Kenpachi looked over at him with a side-stare, "Was it those schmucks who decided it was a good idea to jump off of Sogioku Hill in order to test/train their "defensive limits"?" he asked. Hanatoro looked up and sheepishly rubbed the back of his head and smiled.
"Yes, actually, it was," he replied. Kenpachi closed his eyes and sighed.
"I'll be sure ta punish 'em when they get out, the f***in' idiots," he said. Immediately everyone was taken aback by this.
"Kenpachi, did you just apologize?" Sora asked. He got a glare from Zaraki in response.
"Yeah, what's it to you?" he asked. Sora closed his eyes and put his hands up.
"Nothing, just wanted to make sure I wasn't hearing things," he explained. Shunsui looked around the room and smiled.
"Well, now that everyone is here why don't we start, Captain Yamada if you would take your place with your Lieutenant," Shunsui said motioning towards Isane. Hanatoro nodded and took his place and the meeting began. "Now," Shunsui began, "I bet your all wondering why I called you here. Well, it's all very simple. Earlier today I received a visit from Kisuke Urahara concerning a very important matter."
"Kisuke's here?" Rukia asked. Suddenly the doors burst open and confetti started flying everywhere stopping in the middle of the floor.
"Yep," Renji said, "He's here."
"Why hello there ladies, gentlemen, the unspeakable horror that is and always will be Mayuri," he said bowing down and removing his hat like a "gentleman". Mayuri scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Yes, what a fine day it was until the endangered species Urahara Kisuke decided to be dissected for no reason aside from my own personal joy," he said with Shu raising his hand.
Kisuke just smiled and looked at all of the Captain's. "Now, I bet you're wondering why I am here, well it's all so very simple you see, Ichigo is getting married." The room simultaneously exploded into WHAT'S, WHO'S, He actually got a woman to fall in love with him's (Byakuaya), and one-
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now people will stop calling me his girlfriend! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Rukia exclaimed starting to dance like a madwoman. Everyone just stared wide-eyed and she began to slow down very slowly. "And, uh, Ichigo's getting married. Woopee. Anyone?" She said very much so embarrassed. The first to speak up was, of course, Byakuya with everyone noticing his hand going to his belt.
"And just who has been saying this, Rukia?" he questioned.
Rukia began flailing her hand about, "N-Nii-sama please don't kill my Squad-mates."
"Just tell me who they are and make sure they know never to come within a hundred feet of me ever again or to the 6th Squad Barracks whatsoever.
"I have a list right here!" Ukitake said pulling it out, "Let's see there is: Tatsumi Oga, Obito Uzumaki, Asuna Kazoto, Sora Ichino, Ageha Yoshina, Haru Flory, Erza Scarlet, Jushiro Ukitakeeeee- I'll just fax it to you Byakuya, now you were saying Ichigo is getting married, Kisuke? Please details we need details please."
` Smooth, Ukitake. Smooth. Shu sarcastically remarked. Especially since fax is outdated even for the Soul Society.
"Well, first things first the lucky girl is not Orihime or Uryu. The bride-to-be is none other than-" Kisuke began trying to be dramatic but was cut off by Mizurio.
"Tatsuki," he calmly replied. Everyone just looked at him.
"And you know that how?" Toshiro asked raising an eyebrow.
"Because they've been dating since Senior year in High School," he replied calmly, "And because Keigo wouldn't stop texting about it yesterday." Urahara put his arms around his chest and pouted.
"Steal my thunder why don't you," he grumbled before clearing his throat and continuing, "Well, yes it is Tatsuki. The wedding will be held in around five days and everyone (except Mayuri) is invited!" Everyone minus the Lieutenants of Squads 1, 2, 6, 7, Kido Corps and the Captain and Lieutenants of Squad 12.
"Excellent! Get ready everyone we're leaving in a day!" he said walking out and everyone left to get ready.
Author's Notes: Well, here it is my pride and joy in all the history of my Fan Fictions never was one as big as this. Prepare for the many laughs, tears, horrors, and WTFs to come. I'm really going to enjoy this and I hope you do too. It is probably one of the most ambitious Bleach FanFics out there as I easily see this going over at least 100 chapter. So, tell me what you think of both my OCs and the story itself. Enjoy. PS Shunre is the main character and here are some translations (tell me if/what I get wrong):
Enzeru- is a Japanese word for Angel and the Kaiser is based off of the German word for King so it can translate to Angel King roughly.
Aimee's name I believe can roughly mean happy daisy (she's probably my favorite OC since she is just so funny to write.)
Grincheaux- grumpy
Dame- lady
Callian31 signing out!
Note: not all chapters will be this long
