Author's notes

Okay, so this is from the promt "It's okay, I'm an artist" as you probably read in the first chapter. This is my version of it...yeah...god, it's like 2 am here...

Warnings: slight language, crackness

Disclamor: We do NOT own NARUTO, because if we did you'd probaly see Suigetsu and Sai raping Sasuke and Naruto...XD we have problems

Author: Obsessive


I was in the middle of doing my business (in the bathroom), when I heard the sound of pencil on paper. Looking in the corner, I saw Sai, sketching away in his ever present notebook. I stopped, just staring, my brain processing the image. Then, it clicked.

"Sai!! What the fuck!?!? Why are you in here?!" I yelled, trying to cover myself at the same time.

He smiled a creepy smile. "It's okay, Naruto! I'm an artist!"

I gaped. "No! That does not make it okay!"

He continued drawing.

"Get out, you freak!"

He 'hmphed' at me. "Sasuke let me." He said while pouting.

"I don't care what Sasu- wait, what? He-whe-Sasuke?"

"Yeah, Sasuke let me draw him for awhile!" He said brightly.

"What! No, you get out! That-just get out!" I screamed.

"Fine, fine." He said, walking out the door.

"Prima-Dona." I heard him mutter.

"I heard that, you freaking pervert!"


Yeah, to me both Sai and Suigetsu scream "Happy Rapist"...Does anyone else get that feeling?