A month later.
POV-Anakin Skywalker
The whole ass thing had blown over in a decent amount of time. I could finally walk out of my room. I'd been dropped a note in by Obi wan from the vents. No one knows why Obi wan uses the vents to get around. It's his strange thing I guess.
The first step out of my room and nothing happened. I managed to make my way all the way to the council chambers without a single snicker, giggle, laugh, muffle or even a peep out of anyone about, well my initials. Everyone greeted me by my title respectively even Barriss. Once I'd entered the chambers it was a completely different story.
"Skywalker we are having a party ass it has been a month since you were called an ass so we're throwing you a party" Mace cheered
I face palmed, 'great,' I thought 'here come the corny jokes'. Obi wan approached me ass I sensed him about to drop from the vent above me ass I mean as everyone partied, just ass damn it! Obi wan dropped out from the vents.
"Happy Anniversary, Asskin" he said before Asshoka damn it! Walked in making an entrance
"Hey master what do you get when the holo net says Anakin Skywalker killed Dooku."
"Don't know snips" I groaned and face palmed again
"An ass killed Dooku! Bado Ching"
Everyone laughed and I still don't get how it's funny.
"Skywalker, smack my ass you will" Yoda said does he even have an ass?
I just walked out the door and ran straight into Barriss.
"Why did you have to tell everyone I'm an ass?!"
"I didn't cause it wasn't funny"
"Then who did?"
I just ran to the hanger jumped in my fighter and went to Padmè's apartment, landing my fighter on her balcony to her room.
"PADMÉ!" I cried, falling flat on my back onto the bed
"Ani!" She cried jumping on top of me.
"Ani?" I questioned
"Oh oops that's later on in the saga, sorry but I love you so I shall call you Ani! This is later on in the saga btw"
"Ok," I sighed "everyone's still calling me an ass btw"
"Double oops!" She muttered
" it was you!" I shouted outraged "my own wife!"
"Since when was I your wife, sorry Ani"
"Since you started calling me Ani then… …
I DECLARE A PRANK WAR UNTIL THE OTHER ONE SURRENDERS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs
"NEVER GOING TO SURRENDER, BRING IT ON!" Padmé challenged back
I went back to the temple accidentally triggering the fire alarm instead of sending a message over the intercoms to have everyone in the temple gather outside.
"MASTER SKYWALKER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Ahsoka screamed.
"MY FELLOW JEDI!" I yelled for no particular reason, "MYSELF AND SENATOR AMIDALA OF NABOO HAVE MUTUALLY AGREED ON A PRANK WAR BETWEEN THE SENATE AND THE JEDI! UNTIL ONE SURRENDERS LET THE TOMFOOLERY BEGIN!" I yelled as everyone pulled out stink bombs, paintball guns, silly string and water pistols loaded with off milk out of no where, running towards the senate leaving a youngling left with honey and feathers shuffling behind.
"And...*cough I did cough I did* hence did the prank warring began" Yoda stated, walking back into the temple.
