2,000 words of pure awesomeness dropped on you guys. Also, I hope you enjoyed that cliffhanger, courtesy of me. Mwahahahaha.

With Pacifica grabbing her jacket in the closet, Dipper opened the door for her and they ran out of the room, with Pacifica holding on to the journal. They sprinted out of the front door and jumped into the cart. Dipper turned the engine on and soon they were off on the streets.

"Where do we go?" Pacifica asked. "I've never been on one of these before"

"Trust me, if you want to find something, you almost always look in the woods." Dipper took a sharp turn and headed for the woods, which is where Dipper first found the journal. As they entered, the sun got slightly darker, since of all the trees, which made the scenery more ominous.

The cart then started to get slower and slower and slower, until you could hear a clunk sound originating from it. Then as sudden as a bullet coming out of a chamber hitting a light (props if you get the reference) the cart had stopped.

"What just happend?" Pacifica said with a hint of worry.

"Oh dammit, I forgot to check how much gas was in it! I was in such a hurry to get to your house."

"So you mean we're stuck out here with noone?"

"Isn't this what you wanted? This is how most monster hunts are."

Pacifica didn't think about it like that. She had just wanted to do it so she could spend time doing something that Dipper liked. She didn't know I'd be this scary.

"Don't worry. If anything happens, I'll protect you." Dipper said while putting his arm around the blonde. It made her blush a bit, since she never had a REAL boyfriend that she was intrested in. Her parents always tried to marry her with rich guys that she never liked. It was always their plan to keep their family rich. Pacifica could even admit it, she never thought she'd be dating someone tht wasn't rich. She was also glad that her parents didn't know that her relationship with him was romantic, otherwise they would end it, fast.

"Might as well start looking for a monster." Pacifica said, which made Dipper happy. She took the journal out of her jacket and they started looking for monsters.

"Flying eyeballs?" She suggested

"Nah, too creepy."

"Bigfoot?"

"Seen him before."

"Gmomes? That shouldn't be to bad, right?"

"Haha, funny story. See, they wanted to marry Mabel and make her their "queen" and I had to reacue her from them. Also, we used them to try and fight Gideon, and that didn't work too well."

"Ugh. Is there anything you haven't seen?"

Dipper then remembered. He HAD seen everything in Gravity Falls, last year. He never found the author, but he lost intrest, sadly.

"I guess we can go check out the gnomes, since I know where they are and they aren't too far away." Dipper said after not being able to think about anything else to do.

"Ok then, let's go." Pacifica said, eager to finally find something paranormal. They tried to walk as fast as they could, but all Pacifica has was high heels, but as eager as Dipper was to run, he knew he couldn't. It didn't take them long to find them. As they got there, Dipper saw them tinier and tinier every time he saw them. Pacifica, not knowing about the situation, tried to just walk up to one of them, but Dipper pulled her away.

"Rememeber. If they see a girl, or someone who looks like one." Dipper said while remembering the time when they thought Gideon was a girl. "They will try to make you their queen. So it looks like for now, we'll have to watch from afar. They both hid behind a bush and surveyed what they were doing

"They seem to be gathering for a big event." Pacifica noticed. Jeff then walked up in front of all of them, while him and a group of gnomes were pushing something covered in a red cloth.

"Ok gang, yesterday we found a beautiful queen! He have been waiting for this moment, so today we celebrate!" Jeff the gnome leader said. The gnomes started cheering.

"They actually found a queen? But who could it be?" Dipper asked.

"And now the unvailing!" Jeff said. He then grabbed the side the other gnomes were on and pulled. The red cloth was thrown off, revealing Candy, whos mouth was taped. Also her arms were taped together to a wooden slab, which is what held her up.

"ForkGirl?" Pacifica said.

"Oh no, they got Candy!" Dipper exclaimed. She struggled to get out, but the tape was too strong.

"There's no need to try, you'll just have to accept it." Jeff told her

"Smebulock smebulock." Smebulock said, trying to tell her the same thing. Dipper then jumped out of his hiding spot, with Pacifica right behind him.

"Let her go now!" Dipper demanded

"Well well if it isn't Dipper Pines, always trying butt in and mess up what we're doing. Why can't you just let us have this? Seriously like, get a new hobby dude, we're not letting you take our queen away." Jeff told him.

"Can't you see she doesn't want to be here?" Dipper said, while pointing at her.

"We've been desperate for a queen for some time now, so we'll pretty much take whatever we can get. Gnomes attack! Jeff yelled. Soon all the gnomes bunched together. Some gnomes then started throwing other gnomes like darts with their heads sticking out in front of them, with Dipper and Pacifica being like the dart boards. They ran back to the bush where they originated for cover.

"What are we going to do?" Pacifica asked.

"Too bad I didn't bring a leaf blower with me." Dipper realized.

"AAHHHH!" A gnome yelled landing right in front of Dipper. They both jumped, and Dipper with his reflexes punted him like a football. The gnomes had found where they were hiding, so they had to move fast.

"I got it!" Dipper yelled. He jumped from the bush, leaving Pacifica curious about what his plan was.

"Hey guys, look at me! I bet you guys want to throw each other at me!" Dipper got the attention of every gnome in the forest.

"There he is, get him!" Jeff ordered. They them started throwing directly at Dipper. Luckily for him, their scrawny arms didn't have much accuracy, so Dipper barely had to move to avoid them. Pacifica then realized his plan of distraction, and started crawling towards the taped up Chiu. When she got to her, she realized she had nothing to cut her free, but she did tape laying at Candy's feet.

"I have a plan." She announced. She picked up the tape and put it in her pocket. With all the strength have had from holding big expensive bags all day, she lifted the board and carried it as fat as she could to the cart. She passed Dipper, and seeing the gnome's accuracy getting better, she knew she had to hurry. She lifted the board with Candy on it on top of the craft. She then used the tape to tape the board onto the roof of the cart. She didn't minis if it was going to work, but it was their only hope.

"Dipper!" She yelled getting his attention. He ran to the cart and tried to start it up.

"Remember, it's out of gas!" Dipper told her.

"Oh shit I forgot!" She yelled in distaste. Dipper was taken aback by what she said, as he had never heard her talk like that. The gnomes started getting closer and closer, and Dipper had realized he had to admit defeat before anyone got hurt. He ran in the line of gnomes to tell them.

"STOP THROWING!" He yelled. They soon did stop, wondering why he was admitting defeat, since they didn't know that the cart was out of gas and thy had her on the roof ready to go.

"What are you doing?" Jeff said alerting from the hundreds of gnomes. "She is seriously on top of your vehicle. Just take her, our hopes of getting a queen are diminished." The gnomes then all looked at him sad.

Dipper couldn't help but feel sorry for the gnomes, as it looked like this was the only thing they wanted in their life.

"What if I can get you a queen instead of this one?" Dipper offered. The gnomes head perked up at his offer.

"And how could you do that?" Jeff asked.

"I know the perfect person"

It turned out that the gnomes had gas with them just lying around, since they didn't know what to do with it. They helped Dipper gas the cart up so they could leave.

"You should be able to get your queen by tonight." Dipper informed them. The gnomes cheered as Dipper and Pacifica sped off.

"Who are you going to find that would want them?" Pacifica asked.

"Don't worry, I know someone." They drove back to the shack where Dipper ran in. He grabbed scissors and cut Candy loose. She then jumped off and gave Dipper a hug.

"Thank you for saving me." She thanked. Dipped felt awkward about the hug, and Pacifica didn't seem to like it either.

"Uhh, your welcome." Dipper replied. Candy then ran back to her house.

"I'm a little hungry." Pacifica said, noticing her stomach.

"Come inside." Dipper said walking into the mystery shack. Wendy was working the cash register.

"Hey Dipper, I haven't seen you all day, where have you been?" She then saw Pacifica and eyed her. "What is he doing here?" Dipper noticed the tension in her voice, since he knew that Wendy didn't like her. He then motioned Pacifica to come into the living room, before things got awkward. They walked in, to see Stan sleeping in his chair, snoring loudly.

"I don't know why that old man can sleep right now, it's only 8." Pacifica said. Dipper then led her to the kitchen, where he found leftover spaghetti from the other night. He threw it in the microwave and heated it up. Soon it up, and he set it on the table. They quickly ate then walked out the door. Dipper started the cart, and drove away.

"So, who exactly do you intend to give to the gnomes?" Pacifica asked.

"Remember the girl with the deep voice.

"The one with the REALLY deep voice."

"Yep." Soon they were at her house, and Dipper walked to the front door. He knocked on it, and soon Grenda opened it.

"Hey Dipper." She greeted.

"Hey Grenda. So there was this boy that said he wanted to make you his queen. He must have a big crush on you."

Grenda's eyes widened. "Who is it?" Grenda asked.

"He wants to meet you in the woods. Me and Pacifica could take you if you want." Grenda walked outside with Dipper to the cart. They all had to squish in the car at once, so it was pretty uncofertable for Dipper when he drove. Soon they were back in the forest, where the gnomes awaited for their queen.

"Well, this is her." Dipper said

"Hey! You never told me they were gno-"

"Oh my queen!" Jeff said interrupting her. "We have awaited your arrival for some time now." He took her hand and kissed it, making her blush.

"I knew it would work out." Dipper said. Him and Pacifica got back in the cart and drove off. It was about 9 ish, so it was pretty dark outside. Pacifica yawned, and rested her head on Dipper's head to get some shut eye. Dipper soon arrived at her house, and nudged her awake. He walked her to her front door, where they said there goodbyes.

"I had a great night, Dipper. I can see why you love these adventures so much. I'll look forward to the next time we meet." She then grabbed his shirt by it's collar, and pulled him in for a kiss.

"Oh, and before I forget." She pulled 3 out of her jacket. "I'm guessing you'll wahis this back." He grabbed it from her.

"Goodnight." He told her.

"Goodnight" She replied. She then shut the door, and Dipper walked back to the cart

"She's so wonderful." He said to himself

GRAVITY FALLS JAIL

"You are free to go." A jail guard said, opening someone's jail cell open. The boy inside smiled, as he walked out and was led to the front door. As he walked out, he enjoyed the fresh air, and the freedom he has just gotten back

"You're gonna pay for what you did Pines."