Kaito sat at a table as she watched her best (only) guy friend and her boyfriend acting like idiots again. Vaguely, she noticed a couple guys spying on them from outside the door.

They rushed at Tatsumi who simply punched them away without evening looking over his shoulder. "Oga Punch. C'mon, Baby Beel." Tatsumi set down Beel on the table Kaito was currently occupying. "Now, Baby Beel, which one do you like?"

In front of him, he placed a stuffed koala and a dissected frog in a jar that Kaito wasn't entirely sure was dead. They watched Beel crawl towards the object until he threw the stuffed animal away in favor of the frog.

"Figures." Kaito said.

Tatsumi turned his attention to his girlfriend and asked, "What do you mean?"

"It's obvious, isn't it?" Furuichi nodded knowing he and Kaito both had the same theory. Tatsumi just seemed lost. He could be so cluelessly cute sometimes.

Kaito picked up the anatomy doll and showed it to Beel. "Baby Beel, which side do you like? This side?" She showed the human side of the doll. "Or this side?" She turned the doll around to show exposed muscles and organs.

Beel turned his head away when the skin covered part was shown to him, but his eyes sparkled when he saw the exposed organs. "It appears that our resident demon baby only likes gross, ugly, scary, and creepy things, things no little kid likes." Kaito explained.

"Hm, you're right. He's totally into them. We'll leave the rest to you, Furuichi. Let's go Kaito." She made no move to follow him as Tatsumi made a beeline for the door.

"Wait!"

Before Tatsumi could make his escape, Beel started whimpering. She stood abruptly and took cover behind one of the tables in the science room. Baby Beel crawled after him frantically, tears almost pouring out of his eyes. The now familiar sounds of explosion filled the hallway as Tatsumi was electrocuted by the small child clinging to him.


As the trio walked to school, instead of taking her usual place beside Tasumi, Kaito decided to walk next to Furuichi. The smell of burnt flesh was a little too strong for her to handle.

"My body's not gonna hold up at this rate." Tatsumi said.

"Why are you bringing him to school anyway? Shouldn't you leave him at home?" Furuichi asked.

"Tatsumi wouldn't leave Beel alone at his house, Furuichi. Besides, haven't you noticed? When Tatsumi leaves Beel's line of sight, he goes ballistic and starts crying. And not to mention the fact that his house has been 'taken over by demons' as he puts it." Kaito explained.

"Damn right it has! Listen up, Furuichi!" Tatsumi began retelling the events of the previous night's incident, and Kaito thought it over from her perspective.


Kaito sighed as she continued rummaging through the ruins of her scorched bedroom. So far, she was able to recover only a few useful items. She found a couple of good, albeit dirty, jeans and T-shirts, her spare uniform, and her, thank merciful God, still intact photo album. If she had lost it, she didn't know what she would've done. She packed the album and clothes with the other things she was planning to take with her to the Oga residence.

Among those other things were some essential toiletries and her Ipod and laptop, which she had conveniently forgotten to put away and had been left on the kitchen counter. Hooray for laziness~. Unfortunately, the chargers to her laptop and Ipod, as well as her phone, which she carried on her person at all times, had been destroyed, meaning they would have to be replaced very soon.

Luckily, Tatsumi's place was only a short walk away, so she wouldn't have to carry her load for very long. Along the way, she mused over how she had gotten into such a complicated mess. Tatsumi's family had assumedly thought that he had knocked her up and that Baby Beel was the end result. They weren't the brightest group. She knew that she doesn't see them all that often, but she thinks they would have noticed something like a pregnancy, especially during the last few months. No matter how hard they tried to explain the situation, they firmly believed Beel was their grandson/nephew. They also mistakenly believed that Hilda was Kaito's foreign cousin from Macao who had come to Japan to help her, her beloved cousin, take care of her 'son', Beelzebub. They didn't question the child's strange name and chalked it up to Kaito's foreign heritage.

Believing Tatsumi had fathered her child, the Oga family offered (more like forced) them to live with them (being Kaito, Hilda, and Beel). They had made a huge deal about it, saying that it was all Tatsumi's fault, how they couldn't believe Tatsumi still refused to see the child as his, despite the striking (nonexistent) similarities, and that they were going to make him do right by Kaito whether he liked it or not. Not the sharpest tools in the shed. Since Hilda had burnt most of the apartment to a crisp, Kaito really had no choice but to accept the offer. Tatsumi didn't really mind her moving in; after all, she had no place to go. However, Hilda and Beel on the other hand... Well, let's just say, he wasn't exactly a happy camper last she saw him.

Finally arriving at her destination, Kaito knocked on the door with her foot. Even from outside, she could hear shouts and yells. "Surprisingly, I'm not the least bit concerned."

She knocked again, a little harder than before. The shouting stopped and it got strangely quiet. The door creaked open eerily and Mr. Oga slowly peeked out. He saw her and threw open the door, sparkling brightly. '...What the hell?'

"Kaito-chan! We were so worried about you!" Mr. Oga exclaimed.

She blinked as suddenly everyone appeared in the doorway and shifted her position to get a better hold of the box.

"Oh, Kaito-chan, you should have told us you were going to get your things. We would have sent Tatsumi to help you, dear."

She smiled at Mrs. Oga as she stepped inside. "It's fine. This is all I was bringing anyway. I don't need any of my furniture anymore, so I'm just going to sell it all."

"What about your clothes?"

"Oh, well, I thought they were getting kind of old for me, so I thought now would be a good time to buy some new ones with the money I'm getting from selling all my stuff." They seemed to have bought her half-lie. Kaito did, after all, intend to buy a new wardrobe to replace her ruined one.

After shifting the box in arms again, Misaki, Tatsumi's older sister, elbowed his gut. "Go help your girlfriend! Can't you see her carrying that heavy box?"

In all honesty, the box wasn't heavy at all. Well, to Kaito it wasn't. She was used to lifting much heavier things. Tatsumi sent her a dark glare when her back was turned and, with a grumble, took the cardboard box from her hands.


Kaito was shaken from her thoughts when Tatsumi came to the end of his explanation. He told Furuichi pretty much the same thing except from his point of view. As they made our way through the halls, Furuichi made his opinions on the matter clear.

"H-Hold it a sec. So the two of you are living under the same roof? And that stacked, goth-loli babe? What the hell? What kind of romantic comedy setup is this? Why is it only you? I mean, come on, not one, but two pretty girls staying in your house! That's totally not fair!"

"That's what's eating you?"

"That's what's important!" Furuichi shouted.

"My life's on the line here! This ain't something to be happy about!" Tatsumi shouted back.

"He's right, Furuichi. If he and Baby Beel are separated, Beel throws a tantrum. If they are more than 15 meters apart, the shockwaves from Beel's crying will kill him." Kaito explained as she took her usual place next to Furuichi while Tatsumi leaned against the railing of the school's roof.

"Anyway Oga, where did Hilda and Kai-chan sleep last night?" Tatsumi was about to punch Furuichi, but Kaito beat him to it. His one track mind was really starting to irritate her.

"Would you shut up about that already? Hilda's a demon! D-E-M-O-N, demon! Get it through your thick skull! She's not interested nor will she ever be, so lay off it, ya perv!" Beel looked up at Kaito from the floor with eyes sparkling in admiration. She frowned, not pleased that Tatsumi had abandoned him on the ground. She was about to pick him up when three random guys showed up.

"Whoa, you kiddin' me?" One of them said as they looked down at them.

"He's really got a kid with 'im. What a piece a work!"

"See, what'd I tell ya? If we're gonna get Oga, now's the time." Her frown deepened into a scowl when the middle one picked up Beel.

One of the guys turned their attention to Kaito as he asked, "Hey, what about the chick? I heard she was Oga's woman."

'Uh, hello! I'm standing right here, dumbasses. And I have a name you know.' Kaito thought with an eyebrow twitching.

"You're right. Let's grab her too."

Before she could react, the bald guy grabbed her. She let out a startled cry as he held her wrist tightly to the point that she knew there would be a bruise there. She'll have to make sure to hide it from Tatsumi or he'd get pissed and probably beat these guys to death. A wristband would do.

Her yelp alerted Tatsumi and his expression grew horrified at the almost 15 meter distance before narrowing his eyes at the vice-grip the punk had her wrist in. "Oga-kun, ya gotta be more careful. You have to watch the baby real close or else..."

Small tears started forming in Baby Beel's eyes and Kaito patted his head lightly to distract him. It worked, apparently. He began desperately reaching out his arms to her, but she couldn't hold him due to her arm still being held captive.

"Don't move! Don't move a step farther away! You move, and I kill you!" Tatsumi demanded as sweat was starting to form on his face.

"Hey…Oga's sweatin' like a pig…still scary as hell though."

Kaito scoffed. They didn't know just how 'scary' Tatsumi could be when truly provoked. Like if he saw the bruise this idiot is currently inflicting upon her...

"Move it, chumps!"

The three stooges, as she has now dubbed them, seemed to recognize the newcomers. "You guys are..."

"It's the twin-headed dragon of Ishiyama, the Sanada brothers!"

"We'll be ones to crush Oga!"

While the three stooges were distracted, Kaito elbowed the one who was holding her in the face and snatched Beel from the other's arms, running to Tatsumi's side. Her idiot boyfriend, however, also got distracted by the new arrivals, completely forgetting about his earlier dilemma.

"Idiot! Those are the second years!"

"Hey, now! No running away."

Yet another person showed up wanting to beat up Tatsumi. Oh joy. It was that guy Tatsumi beat the day he first showed up with Beel. Killer Ape or something. Standing next to him was some weirdo who introduced himself as Good Night something or other. Kaito was never good at remembering idiots' names. The only reason she knew Furuichi's was because she sees him every day.

The guys that had previously held her and Baby Beel hostage were freaking out and were even worried about Tatsumi's chances of making it out of this.

Tatsumi took a few steps forward before taunting the Killer Ape and his companion, though Kaito wasn't entirely sure they were friends. "Get over here, you! You chicken? Come here!"

"Oh yeah?" The two morons fell right for his obvious trick.

"Oga 'barely 15 meters' punch!" Tatsumi punched both of them to kingdom come. A sweat drop appeared on the back of Kaito's head at Tatsumi's need to name all of his "attacks." 'Honestly, I couldn't have picked a stranger boyfriend.'

The other two green-haired punks pulled out a power drill and chain-saw. "Okay, where the fuck did they get that?" She wondered.

Tatsumi eyed her strangely before turning his attention to the two charging him. "I'll use Ground Pound Punch!"

Kaito could see the joyous expression on Beel's face. He was enjoying this as much as she was, though in a clearly different way. 'I'll have to find a way to spend some alone time with my 'baby daddy' later...'

Tatsumi turned his attention back to them and the three stooges took off faster than you could say 'Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV'. Giving the baby his infamous look, Tatsumi plucked the excited infant from her grasp. "Next time you make off alone like that, I'll stomp you flat."

"Tatsumi! Hold him right or he'll-" It was too late. Beel landed on his head with a thud before crying out loudly. Kaito sighed. Well crap, she was in the line of fire this time.


Tatsumi and Kaito walked into the dining room/kitchen/living room area burnt and slightly worn out.

"Oh, Tatsumi, Kaito-chan, you're home." Mr. Oga said from the dinner table with his wife and daughter eating curry.

"We already started eating." Misaki said.

"Welcome home you two." Hilda greeted from the table, sitting by Masaki's side.

"Why are you all calmly sitting around the dinner table?" Apparently Kaito was the only one who was worn out. "Don't chow down on curry like we're one happy family, damn it!"

"Hilda-san made this curry! We've got dinner for you too, Beel-chan." Mrs. Oga said.

Beel had taken to squeezing and nuzzling Kaito's breasts whenever he could, a habit that grated Tatsumi's nerves. Seriously though, what is with this kid and her boobs? Hilda's are way bigger, so why doesn't he fondle her?

Kaito handed Beel over to his 'grandmother'. "I'm not all that hungry. I'm just gonna head on up to bed, if that's alright with you."

"Kaito-chan, are you alright?" Mr. Oga asked out of concern.

"You're not feeling ill are you?" Mrs. Oga asked.

"Beel isn't gonna be a big brother soon, right?" Misaki added.

She smiled at their concern for her. "Yes, I'm fine, just a little tired, and no he's not, Misaki." She left the room, deciding to take a nice hot bath before turning in for the night.


Kaito stepped into the pleasantly hot bath water and sighed in content. Her tense muscles relaxed and she felt all of the recent stress melt away. As she was enjoying her almost therapeutic bath, the door slid open to reveal a very naked Tatsumi. For a while they just kinda stared at each other, not sure how to react. Moments later, both their faces flushed as blood gathered there, among other places. Kaito's face became very warm and slowly felt the rest of her body heat up from something that had nothing to do with the water's temperature.

Although she had seen Tatsumi without a shirt before, the image of him clad in nothing but that short white towel that only just covered his pride was enough to get her all hot and bothered. Stammering, Tatsumi slammed the door shut, but not before she caught a glimpse of the slight bulge hidden beneath his towel. Her arousal pooled between her legs and she groaned, knowing that if she didn't do something about it, she'd be tense and frustrated until she got some sort of release, and she prefers not to have to do it herself.

"Tatsumi, come back here." Kaito called out.

She heard shuffling noises behind the door, which slid open once more to show Tatsumi's naked and embarrassed form. His eyes looked everywhere except her body. She had to give him some credit; the boy knew self-control. He was also trying to cover up his by now large erection, not that it did him any good. It was now painfully obvious to the both of them (painful to him, obvious to her).

Kaito stepped out of the bath and his muscles tensed. She smirked and grabbed his hand, leading him back to the tub. Following her lead, Tatsumi got into the tub with her. Still stiff (in more ways than one), he watched her, curious about her sudden boldness. She was never this forward with him. He was usually the one who initiated their more intimate moments.

"Kaito?"

"Hmm?" She turned her head towards her boyfriend.

"Is there any particular reason you're doing this?" Tatsumi asked.

She shrugged her shoulders before she replied, "Not really, I just like being alone with you. We don't do that often anymore. And we'll get the chance to even less now with Beel in the picture."

Tatsumi groaned at the mention of the demon lord baby. "Don't talk about that. I'd rather forget about all this demon crap for now."

Kaito laughed, but let him have his way. His hard on had calmed down by now and Tatsumi must have felt it was safe to pull her into his lap. He buried his face into her neck and she ran her fingers through his wet hair. He began leaving light pecks on her neck. She pressed her breasts against him and brought his face up to her face. His grip on her tightened as she felt his erection come back. He stared at her intensely, and she knew he wanted this as badly as she did.

Smirking, he dipped his head to catch her lips with his. Her mouth opened and his tongue immediately invaded, wrestling against one another. Her hands, which were still in his hair, pushed his head down to deepen their kiss. His own hands brought her hips closer to his so that his manhood rubbed against her slick heat. She moaned and bucked her hips, earning a grunt from Tatsumi. Kaito pressed herself onto him harder and he let out a low groan.

"Should-Should we really be doing this right now?" He groaned out as one of his hands started to slowly trail up from her hips.

"Probably not..." She gasped when he gently started kneading her left breast in his palm. "...but it's not like... either of us cares right now."

He lowered his head and took her right nipple into his mouth. His tongue swirled around the sensitive bud, bringing it to full attention.

"Tatsumi!" Hearing her call out his name seemed to excite him further. Distracted by the delightful actions of his oh-so-wonderful tongue, Kaito had not noticed the other hand that had managed to make its way between her legs. She almost jumped in his lap when his fingers started working magic on her clit.

Despite his bad boy persona, Kaito was really the only girl Tatsumi had ever been with, and even then, they've only ever gone as far as copping a feel or two. It made her briefly wonder how the hell those fingers and that mouth of his knew exactly where to go and what to do there before said knowledge was applied to action and her mind became a haze.

Wanting to satisfy the aching throb that had built up in her lower regions, Kaito began rolling her hips over his own throbbing appendage. Tatsumi gave a sharp intake of breath as her actions seemed to make him lose focus of his own ministrations. The water sloshed around them, and his movements all but ceased when she ground especially hard into him. She knew all this foreplay would not last for much longer, and she knew that he knew it as well.

Her euphoric high came to an abrupt halt when a sharp knock came through the door. The both of them stopped moving immediately.

"Ciao." Alaindelon greeted as he made his way into the tub, causing the couple to pull away from each other and move as much as they could to make room for the giant demon.

"What the hell?" The couple stared at Alaindelon as the water overflowed from the tub.

"It is me the dimensional transference demon, Alaindelon."

"That ain't what we asked! What are you doing in here?" Tatsumi demanded.

"I was asked by Hilda-sama to report the current distance between you and the Master. 12.7 meters... 12.9 meters..."

Tatsumi tried to step out of the bath. "Ooh 14.3 meters!" He got back in immediately.

"13.9 meters... 13.3 meters..."

He tried again. "Oh, oh! 14.5 meters!" He got back in again.

"How are we supposed to relax in the bath like this?!" Tatsumi shouted.

"Tatsumi, we weren't exactly relaxing." Kaito stated with a smirk on her face.

He was about to retort but he grabbed Kaito's wrist instead. She winced. She'd forgotten it was bruised, from earlier. Tatsumi scowled as he examined it but handled it a bit more gently. "What happened?"

"Oh, I got it at school when you were fighting."

"Who did it?"

"One of those guys you were fighting. I don't remember."

He was unsatisfied with her answer, but let it go, knowing he couldn't do anything if she didn't say anything about it.


"Finally asleep..." Tatsumi said as he, Kaito, and Hilda were watching Beel sleeping on his bed.

"That's how it seems." Alaindelon poked his head through the door.

"You're still here?"

The transference demon split open and out popped Furuichi. He let out a deep breath as if he had been holding it for a while.

"What are you doing here?"

"He was loitering around in front of the house, so I transferred him." Alaindelon replied.

"I was worried about you, see..." Kaito rolled her eyes at Furuichi's lame excuse. "Are you really okay living under the same roof as Hilda-san and Kai-chan?"

"Worried my ass, Furuichi. You're still on about the whole living together thing? If I wasn't worried about waking up Beel, I'd have kicked your ass by now. Get over it!" Kaito sneered.

He sulked a little and then looked at Baby Beel. "When you look at him like this, he really doesn't look like a baby Demon Lord."

"No need to worry. As he grows up, he will gain the power to destroy humanity." Hilda said.

"Yeah, everything is gonna be just fine. Demon baby that will someday destroy everything you hold close and dear, definitely not a problem." Kaito said, note the sarcasm in her voice.

"Wait, so does that mean like... the future of humanity rests on your shoulders?" Furuichi asked Tatsumi.

"Huh, you know, he's right, for once." Kaito said as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"Hey!"

"If you raise Beel to be not evil, he might not kill us." Kaito eyed her boyfriend strangely when he, Furuichi, and Alaindelon (who from now on will be referred to as Alain) started laughing for no apparent reason. Well, a random bout of laughter is a good way to maintain a healthy level of insanity.

They started getting louder and Kaito elbowed Furuichi in the gut. "Shut up before you wake him, morons!" Beel stirred for a bit before settling down again.

"And hey, why does it have to be me? There's got to be plenty of other people out there." Tatsumi said as he stared down at Beel.

"Oh, I wouldn't say that. As we discussed the other day, the Master is a Demon Lord. See, he only cares for those with great strength." Alain explained.

"Well, I suppose I fit that." Tatsumi said with a smug look on his face.

"Oh, that he likes." Kaito muttered.

"And in addition to that, barbaric, ruthless, and amoral bastards who couldn't care less about their fellow man are perfect. The stronger and more ruthless the person is, the more the Master takes a liking to them." Alain added.

"Wait! Then that means, if I can find a person more brutal than me, Baby Beel will get attached to him! I'll be free!" Tatsumi said before the men started laughing obnoxiously again.

"Such idiots!" Hilda muttered with a harden glare and multiple angry veins on her face.

"I couldn't agree with you more, but I definitely know where this is going." Kaito said with a sigh.

Both Furuichi and Alain stopped laughing before Furuichi asked, "Hmm? What do you mean, Kai-chan?"

Kaito pointedly ignored her dumbass boyfriend still laughing. "Tatsumi wants to get rid of Beel, right?"

"Right."

"Baby Beel only likes 'barbaric, ruthless, and defiant bastards who think nothing of their fellow man,' right?"

"Right."

"Where is the one place we know of that we can find people like that by the dozens?"

Furuichi held his chin with his index finger and thumb as he started to think about her question. "Uh, let's see, barbaric, ruthless, bastards... barbaric, ruthless, bastards... Oh! Ishiyama!"

"Bingo. I'll bet you a million yen Tatsumi's gonna scour the whole school to find the one person stronger than him."

"Well, that makes sense."

"Duh, now everybody get the hell out! It's getting late and I'm wanna sleep." With that Kaito shoved Furuichi back into Alain before pushing him out of the door. Hilda followed quietly after giving her quiet instructions on what to do in case Beel should wake up in the middle of the night.

Kaito climbed into bed, being careful not to squish the demon baby. Tatsumi laid down beside her and not two seconds later, she was pulled back into his chest. Sighing contentedly, she drifted off to sleep.


Kaito had a bit of trouble keeping up with Tatsumi as he strode forward on a mission. He was really determined to get rid of Baby Beel. Unfortunately, she didn't think he seemed to understand that strong people aren't just gonna pop out of nowhere just cause he wants them to.

"Where... Where is he...Where's a bastard that's stronger and more brutal than me? Is it you?!" Tatsumi asked, well more like demanded, to the poor guy he was talking to.

"No way, man!" Poor unsuspecting idiots.

Tatsumi walked towards another guy and demanded, "How 'bout you?! You bad?!"

"N-Not at all, dude!"

All through this Beel had been making a strange face. Then all of a sudden...

"Look at that!"

"It's the Rampaging Ogre!"

"No, I mean on top of him!

Everyone in the vicinity backed away from Tatsumi, including his girlfriend. "Something smells... He didn't... That ain't something you do on people's heads, God damn it!" He really is an idiot...

They heard a large explosion from a nearby classroom. "What was that?" A large stampede of people came running towards us.

"Too strong!"

"That one's brutal!"

"There's someone strong over there?" Tatsumi muttered.

'Damn, I was wrong. Better not mention this to Tatsumi.' Kaito thought to herself.

"Oga Tatsumi... So that's where you were." A familiar voice as the person walked out of the smoke that filled the hallway.

'Oh, I was right. Never mind.' The strong person turned out to be Hilda.

"What the hell is this all about? Well, you've decided to take him and leave, right?" Beel started freaking out at the mention of being taken away. "Wait a second! Don't cry! Don't do it!"

Kaito started inching away from the two towards Hilda. She had a feeling she could make a very durable meat shield if the situation called for it. Hilda pulled out a rattle and Beel stopped fussing immediately. The more she shook the rattle, the more excited he got.


The gang were walking down a hallway as Beel was playing with his favorite rattle on Tatsumi's back.

"It sure makes an awful racket." Tatsumi said.

"Would you rather be electrocuted?" Kaito asked, causing her boyfriend to huff, meaning that she made a good point.

"Have you found someone stronger and more brutal than you?" Hilda asked Tatsumi.

"No not yet." He replied.

"Isn't there some Great Demon Lord that rules this God-forsaken place?" Hilda wondered.

Tatsumi stopped in his tracks and exclaimed, "That's it! If you're talking about the lord of a school, then you mean the principal!"

"I see! I suppose you could think that way." Furuichi agreed.

"I dunno what the guy's like, but if he's the principal of the worst school in the country, he's gotta be strong! I'm sure that Baby Beel will take to him!"

"We have a principal?" The boys looked at Kaito like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Well, there aren't any teachers here so I kinda assumed..."

"Forget it! Let's go!"

They approached the door to the principal's office. "In here..."

"Who knows how frightful this Principal will be?" Furuichi wondered.

"Here I go, guys..." Tatsumi opened the door and what they saw inside was... anti-climactic. "You're the principal?" The principal was an old man who was wearing a white long-sleeved t-shirt under green overalls and a straw hat with a red ribbon tied around the brim.

"Yeah, in a way, you gotta have balls to be the principal of this school wearing that..." Furuichi said.

"Yeah." Kaito agreed.


Beel's stomach started growling as they walked. His crying started, and eventually, everything blew up again. Kaito's theory was correct. Hilda did make a great meat shield from Beel's cries.

"The master is hungry. I believe I prepared lunch for him. Where is it?" Hilda asked.

"It was in the classroom you destroyed!" Tatsumi shouted with a glare on his face.

"You left it there?"

"Hold it! This is where you nurse him with those..." Hilda and Kaito punched Furuichi.

"The Master prefers milk from the nine-headed King Hydra, who took the lives of 6.6 million residents of the Demon World." Hilda explained.

"Yeah, I don't have that." Tatsumi said.

"The closest thing in the human world would be…" The humans followed Hilda to the school store where all of the students were fighting for their lunch. "Move it." Hilda easily swept the crowd aside as she walked up to the counter. As soon as she stepped away again, the crowd was back. "This."

"Cow's milk?" The group was confused as they stared at the milk carton.

"I fail to see how a nine-headed hydra and a cow could even be remotely similar." Kaito said as Beel was reaching for the milk from her arms.

Two idiots ran past and made Beel drop his milk carton. When the carton of milk landed on the floor and got stepped on, Kaito knew they were screwed. The universe must really hate them because another came by and stepped on Beel's milk. The waterworks started pouring and everything went boom.


"Listen up, Baby Beel." Both Beel and Kaito looked up at Tatsumi. The three of them were sitting by the river and Beel was on her lap. "A man can't go crying so easily."

"Da!"

"Plus you're a Demon Lord!"

"Da!"

"No, not 'da'. Do you really understand?"

"Da!"

Kaito shook her head at her boyfriend's stupidity. "Of course he doesn't understand, Tatsumi. He's just a baby."

"The tougher it gets, the less a man should cry. Do you know why?"

"Da?"

She twitched when he blatantly ignored her. He was so not getting any.

"Because tears wash away the pain and suffering. But those emotions become weapons when you truly need them. So that's why you can't just go off like that. When you want to cry, laugh it off. That's what being a man is, got it?"

"Da!"

A motorcycle revved by and Kaito was suddenly grabbed and moving at a dangerous speed, while holding on to Beel as tightly as she could without hurting him.

"Kaito! Baby Beel!"

We got yer wife and kid!"

"Why you-!" Tatsumi jumped up on his feet and ran after the motorcyclist.

The bike sped up and she couldn't hear what Tatsumi was saying over the roar of the motorcycle. "No way! We're going 50 kilometers an hour!"

"This guy's unreal!"

Somehow, both Beel and Kaito magically had helmets. Beel started whimpering and she pulled him against her chest, where he cuddled closer for comfort. They were getting further away, and she placed Beel so he could see how separated he and Tatsumi were. Behind Tatsumi, Alain came up easily keeping pace with him. He sucked Tatsumi in and Kaito lost sight of both of them. The two punks thought they had gotten away.

"What the-?"

Up ahead, Alain was standing in the middle of the road. The bike hit him and we were sent flying. She held on to Beel and moved him so that she would not land on him. The twin-headed lizard or whatever they were called got up.

"Dude, the big guy's messed up."

"Pop!"

"Pop?"

Alain split open and Tatsumi came out. The lizard looked freaked out, not that anyone could blame them. You would freak too if you saw someone come out of another person. Now that Kaito thinks about it, that sounds a lot like childbirth.

"Nice one. Seems like you didn't cry." Tatsumi said to Beel with a smirk.

"Oga, you bastard…"

"We won't forgive you!"

Tatsumi took Beel from Kaito and placed him on his head. "Here we go."

"Da!"

They lit up in some strange flame-like aura as they those stupid twins charged at them. "Demon Lord Punch!" With one hit, Tatsumi sent the two of them flying.

"Dabu!"

"Let's go home."

He took Kaito's hand and pulled her up from the ground, but didn't let go as they started walking home. Beel was have a good time on Tatsumi's head waving around his rattle… until it broke. Sighing, Kaito braced herself as Beel's wails grew louder.

"I am so gonna stick him with someone else!"