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Last Man Standing
Ken and Howard both walked out of the gym. There was a sly grin on Ken's face. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have three candidates for the ninja! Randy Cunningham, Bash Johnson and Howard Weinerham." Randy's jaw dropped. Candidates? What was Ken up to? Was he planning something? "There is only way to decide who shall play the Ninja!" It was coming! "They must fight it out!" Randy couldn't believe it. How could Ken have had something so diabolical planned? "Whoever is the least bloodied up will be the Ninja, whoever is the most bloodied up will be Dr. Assassination."
Bash's head turned and his eyes fell upon Randy. He turned his head again and his eyes fell upon Howard. Decisions, decisions, which one, which one⦠Howard. He'd beat Howard first!
Bash ran at Howard and tackled into him! The two ended up crashing into some lockers. Ken just ended up clapping.
Heidi turned her head to look at Ken. "You do remember that's my brother, right?"
"Relax, Heidi. It won't be that bad." Ken then looked over at Randy. "I'll have my Ninja, my Dr. Assassination and my bloodied up henchman!"
Thankfully, Howard wasn't too bloodied up. He was just knocked unconscious and ended up drifting into dreams about an uncle acting like a turkey.
Then Bash ended up chasing Randy. There was nothing Randy could do but run. It was like a Labrador chasing after a rabbit!
The chase went on for about ten minutes until Ken showed up. He stuck his foot out in front of Bash and that was that. Randy would be the Ninja.
"What the juice, Ken!" Randy walked up to Ken. He was less than impressed. "Are you crazy?"
"Parish the thought, you are always the person I had in mind for the Ninja." There was something about the tone of Ken's voice. It was almost as if he knew Randy was the Ninja but he couldn't have known! Could he?
