Hi I'm back. Okay I don't feel like doing this so today Weasel-kun will do it for me.
Itachi: I told you not to call me that.
Me: oh, just shut up and do it.
Itachi: fine. This announce doesn't own Naurto, thankfully. she does, however own her OC *evil smirk* like E1.
Me: *sweat drop* Er, don't you mean E2
E1:did someone say my name
Me:get out of here, NOW! *Pushes E1 out of room, then looks at readers.* YOU SAW NOTHING
ON WITH THE STORY-
CHAPTER 2: Games
*Flash back*
"Big brother! Big brother I''m tired of this game now." a light blue hair 4 year old said
"Yeah, so am I." said a spiky haired red head with light blue eyes, as he jumped down from a tree. He looked about 6. "It would be a lot more fun with more people. But all the servants are to afraid to play." a girl with straight black hair came out from her hiding place.
"I don't blame them. Only a bunch of S-class criminals would play one of your games and live to tell." she smirked a little "That is, if they're even brave enough to do it." the blue haired girl frowned
"Shut up pee-pee eyes!" she yelled at the girl. The red head motioned for her to stop
"She's right E2." then he smiled "Hey, if we get to the prison before visiting hours are up, we could have some real fun." 4 year old E2 taught for a minute then smirked and nodded. The two got up and began to head off.
"You two are crazy." the golden eyed girl said. The other two just laughed saying that the knew already and that she was crazy too for following them. She frowned but continued to follow them, never the less.
*end flash back*
"Oh I see." Deidara said "So that's how, um." E2 nodded
"Build a house, store it in a empty space built inside a computer and presto! I have electricity and pluming because the computer automatic connects itself to the water and electric circuits in this place. That's why I used the bathroom door instead of the front. And the background, besides the garden, is just an illusion " she said with a smile. Deidara smiled back.
"I still don't get how you created a 'computer' and how can you store a house in something so tiny." E2 snickered a bit at his comment and said it was complicated. Half way to the meeting room she stopped.
"Whats the matter, um?" asked the confused blond. E2 gave him a smirk. Her face had 'I've got a plan' written all over it.
"Lets play a trick on Emo-sama." Deidara smirked
"What do you have in mind." E2 motioned for him to move closer. As she whispered the plan in his ear, smirk grew wider with every word.
E2 and Deidara walked into the room in silence. As Deidara sat down, he gave Pein a disgusted glare. Pein glared right back.
'they're planning something' he thought but shrugged it off. "Okay E2 can you tell me-"he was interrupted
"Pein-sama." E2 said standing up. She gave him a sad smile. "Before we begin I have something to say." Pein looked at her suspiciously but nodded. E2 took a breath before talking a again.
"Pein-sama, I'm pregnant and I know it's your baby." She lied. The room was dead silent. The looks on everyone, except Deidara's of course, was priceless. A girl with blue hair gave Pein the exact same look Deidara gave him.
"What the fuck are you talking about." He yelled.
"It's true Leader-sama." Deidara said standing up. "I was there. The test said positive." if you could see the look on everyone's face when he said that.
"THATS POPOSEROUS! I NEVER EVEN TOUCH THAT GIRL!"Pein yelled
"Pein, please don't deny it. My heart hurts when you do." she said as her crimson eyes began to overflow with tears.
"SHUT UP!" Pein yelled he was far from irritated, he was outraged
"YOU SHUT UP, PEIN!" the dark blue hair girl yelled still giving him the disgusted glare. "THIS KID IS CARRING YOUR CHILD AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ACUSE HER OF LYING! YOUR DISPICABLE!"
"YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS LYING BRAT, KONAN!"Pein yelled at the top of his lungs. Suddenly E2 drop to the floor.
"My heart. It hurts. It hurts so much. Make the pain stop! MAKE IT STOP!" E2 pulled out a dagger and stabbed herself in the heart. Her limp body fell to the ground with a thump as red liquid flowed out of her. Everyone just sat there trying to comprehend what had just happened. It was silent for a good 10 minutes, with at least one of the members shooting Pein a glare now and then. Suddenly there was a snicker, then another, and soon it turn to a full fledged laugh. Everyone watch, in surprise, as E2's 'lifeless' body and Deidara began laughing uncontrollably.
"You all... should have... seen your faces." Deidara said between laughs "It was... priceless!"
"Told you... it be...funny!" E2 took a quick look at everyone's face and started laughing even more. "Whats the... matter? You look... like you've just... seen a... ghost!" she joked, trying to contain herself. Everyone else was not amused, in fact they were irritated. Especially Konan and Pein.
"Outside. NOW!" that shut them up quick. The tone of Pein's voice was enough to make a hippo do a back flip. Deidara looked like he was about to pee his pants, but E2 didn't seem fazed at all. She had stopped laughing(out of respect) but a smile was still pasted on her face and didn't look like it was coming off anytime soon.
"Hai, Emo-sama!" and with that, the crimson eyed girl skipped out the room and shut the door behind her fast enough that she didn't hear Pein scream with rage.
"She going to get kill."said the black half of a man that looked like a plant said. "Let's hope Leader-sama lets us eat her when his done." said the white half. Itachi smirked at is comment. He hadn't forgot what E2 did to him before and was hoping that she'd get killed.
"Deidara you can leave, this is a matter I want to speak about with E2 alone." the blond sighed in relief and quickly left. Pein turned his attention back on E2, giving her a murderous glare.
E2 looked at Pein. Kinda confused at the glare he was giving her. "What's wrong Emo-sama?" Pein narrowed his eyes and yelled
"Enough already! I've had enough of your jokes! How the hell are you the same person from the other night! And that stunt you pulled in the meeting room, not fun! Do you know how serious that kind of stuff is. WELL DO YOU, YA LITT-" Pein stopped when he heard her singing.
I'm sor~ry
for all the pain, I've cau~sed you
I'm sorry
for all the times, I've hu~rt you
And though I know, it's already
too-late-to-say-this
I truly am sorry
never meant to hurt you this bad~ly
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm-
Sor~ry
When she stopped singing, E2 saw Pein staring at her in a confused, yet peaceful state of mind. She snapped him out of it when she started talking again.
"I'm sorry, Pein-sama." She began "It's just that everyone seemed so tensed that I thought I'd brighten up the mood. Unfortunately I failed miserably and only managed to get everyone angry at me. But I promise to make it up to you." She gave him a sad smile, "That is, if you let me." The orange haired man thought for a minute.
'Well she is powerful, would be a useful addition to our team.' he thought 'And she still hasn't gotten me as annoyed as Tobi. Plus she just a kid, I don't think she knew any better. I have to check her background later.' Pein sighed, "Alright, I'll give you another chance, but don't do that again unless I tell you, you can, understood." E2 nodded happily "Now, what do you suggest you do to repay me and earn your keep?"
"Well, I can cook," said the smiling light blue haired girl "and I'll sing to you whenever you want." Pein smiled at the last comment then stretched out his hand to seal the deal with a handshake. The light blue haired girl gladly took his hand. "Then I'll start making lunch!" she said as she began walking down the halls, to the east wing.
"Other way." Pein said. She smiled nervously as she turned and walked in the opposite direction. "the other, other way." said the orange haired boy, he was beginning to enjoy this. E2 glared at him a bit but then turned to walk south. When she was at least 3 feet down the hall, he smiled, a bit, then turned to re-enter the meeting room yelling "Just kidding you were right all along!" loud enough so she could here. He was satisfied to hear a thump(which was her tripping) followed by a bit of grumbling about why they needed all these hallways and space when there was only 10 of them.
When Itachi and the plant-man saw that Pein wasn't covered in E2's blood, then frowned.
'That little brat, what the hell did she do to Pein?' Itachi thought
"Hey Pein," said Hidan "Where's the fucking brat."
"In the kitchen, making lunch." he replied
"Seriously?" Konan asked, a bit shocked by how fast his mood changed. Pein nodded
"Better not be poisoned." Itachi mumbled under his breath. Pein glared at him, but mentally scold himself. He knew Itachi could be right. She was left alone in the kitchen, which had bottles of poison, sake, and medical drugs hidden in most of the cabinets. She could poison and drug them. Heck, for all he knew she could be planning all of this. He had the right mind to go there and see what she was up to, but something inside him told him to trust her, so he did.
"Lets see what they have." the girl said scanning the fridge and cabinets. "Ramen, naruto, a few spices, shrimp, some fish, soy sauce, chopped beef, liver, lettuce, onion, milk, rice, seaweed, and a couple of fruits (some were tropical)." She scratched her head a bit thinking of what she could make with this ingredients. Then it hit her.
E2 had started cooking. The beef stew cooked on the stove, and a pitcher of fruit punch sat on the table as E2 worked on making sushi and rice balls. Her light sky blue hair was tied up in two buns with her bangs pulled back(which is a surprise to how she could get so much hair neatly packed) so that no hair would get in the food. When she was done, she moved on to the next dishes. She made smoked salmon, fried shrimp, and chopped liver and a couple of other stuff. She set the table for 11 and put rice in everyone's bowl. The soy sauce was in the center of the table along with the fruit juice and some chopped fruit. Satisfied with her work, she headed of to the meeting room to tell everyone the food was ready.
When they walked in, the were stunned.
"Wow" they all said in unison. Everyone rushed to their seat, eager to start eating. "THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD!" they said again, picking chopsticks.
"This is so fucking good!" Hidan said. His mouth was full so his words were a bit muffled, all but the word fuck, that is.
"Where did you learn to cook like this?" said the man with lots of stitches. E2 looked away from Tobi, who she was waiting to start eating, to look at him, then smiled.
"When you're on the road for long periods of time, you have to know this kind of stuff or you'll be dead." her facial expression saddened, "Not everyone is willing to feed people like me." she looked back at Tobi and frowned to see that he was already done with his food without her even getting a glimpse of what he looked like. Deidara seemed upset about it too. E2 looked around the room. She could feel the question she dreaded coming on, so she tried to change the subject. "Um, well that's all in the passed. Hey, Pein-sama what were you saying before at the meeting room?"
Pein wanting to know more about her pass too but though it was best not to push the subject. "I was going to ask you what your skills were."
"Oh. i have the ability of trans and power." everyone looked at her confused
"What's that?" said a shark man. The girl thought for a minute
"Um..lets see... its like.. uh...how do I explain this?" then it hit her. A sly, sadistic smirk made its way onto her face. "I know, we could play a game!" again everyone looked at her and that sadistic smirk on her wasn't easing their suspicion. "It's just a simple game of tag." she reassured them "Well, besides the fact that we can use any ability or technique to fight." the still weren't satisfied but she didn't care much for it. E2 turn to Pein for approval.
"Just don't kill anyone."
"Awww, but that's no fun." she said playfully. When she was done with her food, she got up and headed towards the door, but stopped when she saw that the red head hadn't touched his fun.
"What's the matter red-head-senpai? You don't like the food?" She asked. The red head just looked at her with his bored eyes
"My name is Sasori, and I'm a puppet so I can't eat."
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"Oh, I see." E2 nodded in understanding, "Then, I'll meet the rest of you outside." and she walked out the door
"Tobi, Deidara, Hidan, the guy with a lot of stitches, Sasori, Itachi, shark man, plant dude, and E2 were all lined up. Pein and Konan were on the sidelines because they didn't want to play.
"There's only one thing you can't do." E2 said "You can't kill each other, cause Pein-sama said so." their was a groan from Hidan and she smirked at this. 'Glad to see I'm not the only one upset about this.' she thought then said, "I'll be it! I'm gonna countdown from ten and when I get to zero..." she smirk became a sadistic one again "Try not to get caught."she said coldly then turn around and started to count. As soon as her back was turned, they fled.
"10.." Deidara flew away on his giant clay bird
"9..." Tobi just ran into the woods
"8..." plant-dude disappeared into a tree
"7..." Itachi faded into the shadows
"6..." shark man turned into a puddle of water
"5..." Sasori..well he disappeared a while ago
"4..." Hidan just jumped into a tree
"3..." the guy with lots of stitches did the same as Hidan
"2..." E2 smirked to herself, obviously excited about playing the game
"1..."Pein and Konan watched her, eager to see her abilities in action when finally...
"0..!" the was a loud boom as smoke covered everything, followed by a series of more boom noises that sounded like gun shots
Me: I'm so sorry I took so long to update. Please forgive me I got caught up a some stuff while writing and posting wasn't any easier. I hope E2's joke didn't hurt anyone in anyway if it did I'm very truly sorry. Again I'm very sorry, but please review. This time I'll make sure to post quickly.
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Me: Leaving a comment/sorry note at the end of the- hey wait! What are you doing here! I thought I told you all to get out!
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Me: BLAH BLAH BLAH NO SPOILERS! GET OUT NOW AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN!
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Me: Anyway, review please and thank you for being patient with me. Bye~
