Theme: #8 - "Absolute"
Warnings: Mini spoilers for those who haven't read the end.
It seemed like years have passed since Naraku's defeat. Sesshoumaru, victorious in the end with Jaken, Rin, and Inuyasha's group at his side, went their ways to live life to their own liking. Rin lived with Kaede for a set time, learning and growing into a beautiful young women.
The rest of the crew Sesshoumaru tried to lose contact with, but failed, seeing as how they each decided to invite them to their weddings. At first, he was resentful towards the mere idea of attending a ceremony involving the ever-lasting bonding between humans (or between human and half demon, damn that Inuyasha for being a little brat).
He attempted to skip out on the weddings, but each time, young lady Rin found him and kidnapped him. It's not like he let her drag him in ceremonial attire to the damn things.
He'll just ignore their knowing smirks during the damn thing. And he will NOT dance with his sister-in-law.
And he will not allow anyone to address him as 'Kagome's brother-in-law'. Those who do will suffer a painful punishment, far worse than what could ever be imagined.
By the end of the night, after having too many alcoholic beverages that led to him no longer being able to walk, let alone stagger, he decided he'd just figure out a way to get revenge on these damn humans (and half-demon, stupid Inuyasha).
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"Inuyasha."
"What?"
"A girl."
Inuyasha blinked rapidly as Sesshoumaru stared.
"What do you mean 'a girl'?"
"Your first child will be a girl."
Inuyasha stared at him in bewilderment. "Why--how--what? How would you know?"
Sesshoumaru smirked. "I just know, and you know what else?"
"What?"
"She will just loooooveto play house with daddy, and even want to grow up to be a hair stylist."
"..."
"She will need someone to practice on, and who better than daddy?"
Inuyasha twitched as Sesshoumaru appeared lost in thought.
"And she will love to go to Uncle Sesshoumaru's house, where he'll have a lot of candy and other sugary sweets that human children seem to crave so much."
"I don't even want to know what you plan to do, but you will not be babysitting, what so ever!"
"We'll see about that, my dearest, little whipped brother."
