It was a nice, sunny Tuesday morning. Phineas has just woken up, and was prepared for a 'long', 'hard' day.

"Man oh man Perry! I can't wait to blackmail my mom and sister!" Phineas stated as he woke Perry up.

Perry woke up, even more nervous this time.

"Well, wish me luck Perry! I'm going to go exploit my family into doing my bidding now!"

Phineas happily started to skip out of his room, not caring that his dick was hanging out of his pajama pants. As he made his way into Candace's room, he saw Candace on her phone. Probably begging Stacy for those hot bisexual nudes.

"Hey, Candace! I have something to show you!" Phineas said with a smirk.

"Not now Phineas! I'm trying to get Stacy to send me her nudes!" Candace yelled, a little TOO loudly.

Perry heard this conversation and became even more nervous.

"But Candace! It's really REALLY important!" Phineas said again.

Candace turned the phone around to Phineas, revealing that she was FaceTiming with Stacy.

"Does it look like I have time to worry about your stuff right now, Phineas?" Candace asked, very annoyed by this point.

"Uh…Candace, why is your brother's penis hanging out?" Stacy asked.

Candace looked slightly downward in horror.

"MO-OOM! PHINEAS IS WEARING HIS PAJAMAS WITH HIS COCK HANGING OUT!" Candace screamed.

"Now Phineas, what did I tell you about exposing yourself to your sister." Linda said from downstairs, not really giving a fuck.

"Oh, right! Sorry! That's not what I wanted to show you though, you've seen that PLENTY of times! Check this out!" Phineas replied as he pulled out his phone.

Phineas then played the fake video of Candace, Ferb and Linda doing the sex in the living room, Candace watching with widened eyes. Stacy watched the video and started to get turned on, licking her lips a bit.

"Thats right Candace! I saw what you three were doing!"

As Candace watched the video, she heard moaning and fast, soft slapping noises coming from Stacy.

"Stacy! Now is NOT the time!" Candace yelled.

"Oh yes, yell at me some more!" Stacy begged as lust filled her eyes.

Candace finally hung up the phone with an audible groan, not wanting to deal with Stacy's horniness.

"Aww, you should've let her watch! You've always been a real bitch to her Candace!" Phineas stated.

"MOOOOO-OOOOOOOM! PHINEAS CALLED ME A BITCH!" Candace screamed.

"If the shoe fits, wear it dear!" Linda replied.

Candace groaned angrily.

"Get neglected, BITCH!" Phineas exclaimed.

"Anyway, here's the deal; you do whatever I want whenever I want, and I won't release that tape to dad and Jeremy! Capiche?" Phineas offered.

Candace got angry for a bit, but finally let out a sigh of impatience.

"FINE! Just don't release that tape, okay?" Candace pleaded.

"Awesome! I'll go get mom in on this!" Phineas replied.

Candace wanted to say something, but was to busy trying to figure out where her life went wrong.

Phineas ran downstairs to the kitchen, and got his mother's attention. When she turned around, she noticed his loose penis.

"Phineas! It's one thing to expose yourself to Candace, but it's another thing to expose yourself to me!" Linda scolded.

"My cock should be the last thing you're worried about! Have a look at this!" Phineas replied, before showing her the video.

As Linda watched the video, her jaw dropped with horror.

"Phineas! You weren't supposed to see that!"

"Well no shit mom! Why do think think I recorded it!?" Phineas yelled.

"Phineas L. Flynn, I am your mother! And as your mother, I demand that you give me that video THIS—"

"Shut your hole, whore!" Phineas yelled as he slapped Linda across the face.

Linda rubbed her face in pain, and kept her mouth shut.

"Alright, now listen here! You're gonna come upstairs with me to Candace's room, and I'm gonna explain how things are gonna go!" Phineas stated.

Linda stayed quiet and cried softly as Phineas yanked her upstairs by the hand.

"Come on, slut! You're my personal bitch now!" Phineas yelled, with sexual rage.

When the two made it up to Candace's room, Phineas noticed that Candace looked like she was going to piss herself out of fear.

"That's right bitch! Fear me!" Phineas yelled.

A sleeping Perry woke up from this and became very, very nervous. Perry decided to try and get back to sleep.

Phineas sat down on Candace's bed and grabbed his cock, stroking it a bit.

"Touch the penis!" Phineas yelled.

"W…what?" Candace asked nervously.

"TOUCH THE PENIS!" Phineas screamed.

"No way! I'm not touching that thing!" Candace yelled.

"Yes! That's disgusting!" Linda added.

"You do it instead, mom!" Candace yelled again.

"WHAT?!" Linda screamed.

"You heard her bitch! TOUCH THE PENIS!" Phineas screamed, at the top of his lungs.

Linda was a bit hesitant. She reached to grab her son's veiny, hard, seven-inch cock, but couldn't stop thinking about how disgusting it would be.

"BITCH! I SAID TOUCH THE PENIS! ARE YOU DEAF BITCH?!" Phineas yelled, somehow even louder.

Linda started reaching again for the penis.

"TOUCH THE PENIIIIIIIIIIS! DO IT!" Phineas screamed, loud enough to shake the house.

The old man was still on his porch. He remained calm, and completely unaffected at the fact that Phineas was screaming to his mom 'touch the penis".

"It just keeps getting worse and worse… It's like the morning birds chirping to me at this point." The old man said to himself.

"TOUCH…THE…PENIS!" Phineas screamed, once again.

"Well?! Go on! Touch his penis already!" Candace yelled.

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" Linda screamed.

"Yeah! You're not helping her TOUCH THE PENIS!" Phineas screamed.

Linda couldn't take the yelling anymore, and finally put her hands on Phineas' penis, stroking it gently.

"Well, what are you waiting for, Candace? TOUCH THE PENIS!"

"Alright alright, I'll touch your stupid…gigantic—what the hell? do you use Viagra or some crap?! There's no way a 12 year old's penis should be that big!" Candace yelled.

"You're supposed to suspend your disbelief for these stories, Candace! Stop ruining the plot and TOUCH THE PENIS ALREADY!" Phineas screamed.

"Okay okay! See, I'm touching the penis!" Candace replied as Linda sobbed loudly.

"Y-You're not as nice as Ferb!" Linda said with tears flowing down her cheeks.

Phineas then slapped Linda harshly.

"Of fucking course not! Did it take you this damn long to figure it out?! Now KEEP TOUCHING THE PENIS!"

Linda did as her son said, and continued to rub his hard, veiny penis. While the two were touching the penis, Candace pulled out her phone with her free hand, and quietly video called Stacy.

"Oh my god, Phineas is making us touch his penis…" Candace whispered to Stacy.

"What!? Turn the phone around!" Stacy yelled.

Phineas of course heard her.

"Hey, bitch! Why are you using one of your hands to use the phone to call your retarded friend?! Use that fucking hand to TOUCH THE PENIS!"

Stacy would have been mad, but she was more focused on Phineas' penis.

"Holy shit! How does a 12 year old have a cock that size!?"

"It's called science, mothafucka! Maybe if you would've paid attention in something besides math, yo' stupid ass would learn a fuckin' thing or two!" Phineas yelled.

"But holy fuck, even Jeremy's cock wasn't THAT big!" Stacy yelled.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAAAAAY?! YOU FUCKING ASIAN MATH-LOVING CUNT?!"

"Oops. Uh…gotta go, I uh… just remembered my period starts today! *Click*." Stacy replied, quickly hanging up the phone.

"THAT BITCH! I'll kill that sexy—I mean stupid bitch after this!" Candace yelled.

"You know… I noticed you stopped TOUCHING THE PENIS!" Phineas screamed at the top of his lungs, shaking the whole house this time.

"P-Please stop yelling! We will keep touching the penis!" Linda cried.

Candace cried softly at the fact that her boyfriend was a cheater, and at the fact that she just realized that Stacy was Asian.

"Candace, you can cry about your limp-dicked boyfriend later! Right now you should be focusing on TOUCHING THE PENIS!" Phineas yelled once again, causing the window to crack.

Phineas' mom and sister continued to gently stroke his cock, making him moan softly. It had been about five minutes, and Phineas was at his limit.

"Oh shit, you're so good at this! I think—I think I'm gonna cum!" Phineas yelled, with a loud moan.

Linda and Candace were about to close their eyes in anticipation of the load, but Phineas got very upset about this.

"Open your eyes! I want you to see this!" Phineas yelled.

As soon as the two opened their eyes, they were greeted with a huge load of fresh cum splattered across their mouths and faces. The two yelled in surprise, not expecting it to happen this quickly.

"AhOh god, my mouth was open! WHY ME?!" Candace yelled.

Linda tried to hold back tears but eventually started sobbing loudly.

"God, you two are pathetic! I'd be pissed that you're crying so fucking loudly, but I'll let it slide this time since you did such a good job!" Phineas stated.

"Alright then bitches, clean yourselves up and get the fuck out of my room!" Phineas yelled.

"W—What? But this is my room…" Candace replied, somberly.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! GET OUT!" Phineas yelled.

The two ran out as fast as they could to clean themselves up. Phineas went back to his room, ready to go to sleep.