You know, naturally, I would have uploaded this the second I got the first comment, but sadly, after seeing no comments for awhile, I just stopped visiting my page to see if I got any. NOW I HAVE TWO WHOLE COMMENTS! TWO. WHOLE. COMMENTS! Faints

Oh, and I just checked out Eddy Kong Country, and it's good! Please grab a hammer and smash that horrible writer's block, because I want to see what happens next!

Manax of Konoha: YOU SAW THE FINAL EPISODE?! I'm in envy of you, or maybe it's pity. Anyways, thanks for reading!

majora999: I know, it's horrible, isn't it!? And thanks for reading! Love the story!

Anyway, here's the next installment.

Disclaimer: I've been through this before with my music video and I'll go through it again. I DO NOT OWN DONKEY KONG COUNTRY, THE TV SHOW OR THE GAME!

Chapter Two

Everyone froze, dumbstruck, then they started panicking. They thought the island would begin to sink, and a loud rumbling noise didn't make them relax in a least.

"The island's sinking!" Diddy squealed like a little, fat, chuckling piggy (Reference to The Dark Lord, Chuckles, the silly piggy!) .

However, the rumbling hadn't come from the island sinking, but Funky's plane, which had landed on Cranky's bridge."Hey, dudes! What's happening?" Funky questioned as he strode into Cranky's Cabin.

He waited patiently as everyone freaked out, screaming about the island sinking. After some time, when the island hadn't sunk, most of the fear was replace with confusion.

King K. Rool screamed and scrambled towards the remains of the Crystal Coconut. The small shards were far beyond repair, however. He started to tremble and scream louder, throwing his hands on his head. Klump would have normally tried to comfort him, but he was far too shaken up to move.

Even Funky realized something was a little wrong, so he decided to repeated his question, "What's happening? What's up with the negative karma dudes?"

"The Crystal Coconut exploded!" Diddy screamed suddenly.

"Major bumma dudes, but why aren't we the new Atlantis yet?" Funky questioned to no one in particular.

No one really had an answer.

"I'll be on my plane, just in case the place sinks. Catch ya later, dudes," Funky clarified, then went out the door, and into his plane. The rumbling was heard again, as a sign of Funky taking off.

"Wait a second... doesn't this mean that I'm no longer Future Ruler of Kongo Bongo?" Donkey Kong suddenly asked Cranky.

Cranky glared at him, for just thinking of that when they could very well be sinking slowly."I suppose it does..." Cranky mumbled slowly.

"Sweet! I'll be at Bluster's Barrel works with Candy if anyone needs me!" Donkey Kong called as he ran towards the door.

At the entrance, he could see K. Rool's entire army of Kritters marching forward on the bridge. They charged forward, guns pointed, hands ready to fire.

One of the Kritters called, "You may fire us, K. Rool, but we'll be the ruler with the coconut in our possession!"

Sadly, as they were halfway through the doorway, one of the Kritters tripped, pulled the trigger, and the starving Klaptraps shot out. They hadn't eaten in days, closer to weeks, and they were famished. They ate everything in sight.

The Klaptraps weren't limiting themselves to non-living beings, for they went for the apes and Kremlings, too. Sadly, they were devouring the ceiling in chunks, making it quite unstable. Diddy and several others screamed. They dashed out, and before Cranky could follow them, a piece of the ceiling creaked and fell, and alas, it was falling towards Cranky!

He tried to move, but his legs felt they were made of cement. As the ceiling chunk was drawing closer, he was being shoved out of harm's way. He looked to see who had saved him, and what stood before him was a fat, boot and military hat wearing Kremling ("You alright, soldier?"). It was Klump, and he was pulling Cranky to his feet (Who had fallen on the force of being pushed) and pulling him out of the of what was left of his cabin.

Everyone else was far across the bridge, and had apparently been waiting for Cranky and Klump. (Well, the apes were waiting for Cranky, K. Rool was still too much in shock about the Crystal Coconut to really understand what was going on, and Krusha was the only one waiting for the overweight military Kremling.)

After darting over and off the bridge and far into the jungle, safe, they caught their breath.After everyone caught their breath for a second, and realized what just happened, everyone was saying something. Mainly, everyone was screaming about the topic of almost being eaten or having something almost fall on them. Except for Cranky, who was just about to thank Klump for saving him before a loud shout was heard over everyone else's

."-THE MOST STUPID, IDIOTIC, ASININE, HORRIBLE, AND LAZY WORKERS I HAVE EVER HAD! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME! YOU'RE ALL FIRED! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!" King K. Rool was booming, for he had suddenly put the Crystal Coconut out of his mind long enough to shout at the Kremlings.

Diddy was about to say something like "But we never worked for you in the first place" but then realized that with the mood K. Rool was in, he could just turn around and strangle him. Klump and Krusha realized that K. Rool meant them, too. They no longer had the Crystal Coconut to back them up, so why would he keep them around?

"Anyone got the listin's?" Klump questioned all those around him. Alas, no one had the Listings.