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Deidara sighed as he entered the front office. He walked up to the front desk and cleared his throat in order to get the secretary's attention.
The lady looked up and ask politely "Can I help you, ma'am?"
She had shoulder length black hair, black eyes, and a kind smile. Her name plate said her name was Ms. Shizune.
Deidara took a deep breath to calm himself down from being called a girl once again and said, "My name is Deidara Katsu. I'm the new boy. I'm here for my class schedule, un." Ms. Shizune blushed when she realized that Deidara's voice was much too deep for him to be a female.
"Uh, y-yeah. Lady Tsunade, the principle, is right through that door. Just knock on it before you enter. She should have your class schedule with her."
"Thanks, yeah!" Deidara went over to the door and knocked. A feminine voice ordered for him to enter the smallish office.
A blonde lady with pigtails in her hair was sitting behind the desk. She had a jewel on her forehead, and Deidara, despite being gay, had to concentrate on not looking at the large amount of fatty flesh of a chest. He had a strong feeling that it was all natural.
"Ah, you're here at last, Mr. Katsu. I trust you will be on your absolute best behavior while attending Suna High. That means no blowing up art buildings or beating up your fellow peers on school property like you did earlier." She had a very creepy and threating smile on her young looking face.
Deidara gulped and said, "The incident with the art room was purely an accident and has already been resolved, Ms. Tsunade. And as for the incident this morning when those baka's, they were ganging up on me and were going to fight me simply because I informed them that I was capable of finding my own way around and that I'm not a girl, un."
Tsunade narrowed her almond colored eyes and said "That may be so, but you will behave here. If I find you out of line just once, your sorry ass will be out of here. Here's your schedule. Now kindly get out of my damn sight." Deidara was fairly certain that principles were allowed to cuss just as much as teachers were.
Deidara took the paper that Tsunade was holding out to him and left her office. He looked the paper and read:
Period One: World History Room 164
Period Two: Spanish I Room 242
Period Three: English III Room 114
Period Four: Physical Education Room Gym
Lunch
Period Five: Biology II Room 239
Period Six: Algebra II Room 248
Period Seven: Art Room 123
Deidara was satisfied with his classes. How could he not when his favorite subject was his final class every day. It certainly gave him something to look forward to.
Deidara walked into the hallway after saying bye to Shizune. His first class was on the other side of the school and the warning bell had just rung. He was going to be late!
Deidara ended up running all the way to class and entered just as the tarty bell rang. The teacher looked up from the chart he was looking at and smiled.
"Is there something I can help you with?"
"Yeah, I'm the new kid. I'm supposed to be in this class." Mr. Wilson, the teacher, took the class schedule from Deidara and nodded.
"Welcome to Suna High, Deidara." He cleared his throat in a successful attempt to get the attention of the noisy class. "This, class, is Deidara Katsu. Deidara, please tell the class something about yourself."
'Figures…'
Deidara made sure to keep his voice monotone and said, "Kon'nichiwa, my name is Deidara, hmmm. I'm seventeen and I am, despite what most of you probably think, in fact a boy, therefore I cannot date any of you straight guys." A bunch of groans came from the class. "I'm originally from New York, but my dad moved us to Kyoto, Japan when I was three, yeah. I just moved back to America three days ago due to an unfortunate event. That about sums it up. Oh, and I like art, Un!"
"Well then, Mr. Katsu, you can sit next to Mr. Akasuna for the time being. Mr. Akasuna please raise your hand." A pale hand was raised by a boy with fire red hair.
As Deidara headed over to the desk, he studied the boy. (A/N: It's not like he's already checking him out or anything _)
He had a petite, frail looking body. He was wearing black jeans and a black shirt with the kanji for scorpion in red right above the heart. His hair made him look like he just had sex, and his chocolate brown bedroom eyes and arrogant smirk completed his look.
"Kon'nichiwa, I'm Sasori Akasuna." The boy, Sasori, said and raised his hand as if to shake Deidara's.
Deidara shook it and replied "Kon'nichiwa, Sasori-san. It's nice to meet you. I'm Deidara Katsu, yeah." He sat down next to the redhead.
"It's Sasori. Just Sasori. I don't particularly care for most suffixes. Anyways, what's your opinion on true art?"
"True art is transcendent. It's there one moment and gone the next, leaving all who seen it wanting more. Art is a bang, un!"
Sasori narrowed his eyes. "Wrong, brat! True art is everlasting. It withstands the trials of time so that generation after generation will be able to see it and appreciate its beauty. True art will never fade. It is enteral beauty. It's not something as childish as a 'bang' as you chose to put it!" Deidara rolled his eyes.
"Obviously you are delusional. I guess, as usual, I'm the only true artist here, yeah! If something is always there it would get old and boring, where as if it was gone seconds after being created people will never get tired of it. Oh, and I'm far from a brat, Sasori-san!"
Sasori was about to retort but the bell rang at that moment, signaling the end of class. Deidara rushed out of History and headed up the stairs to Spanish.
During Spanish Deidara met a weird boy with spiky black hair and an eye patch named Tobi Uchiha. Tobi always spoke in the third person. When he heard that Deidara was from Japan and was a few months older than him he took to calling him Sempai.
In his English class he met a foulmouthed albino named Hidan Ford, and his boyfriend, Kakazu Bribe. Kakazu had stitches all over his body from some car accident that happened two years ago. Deidara quickly discovered that Kakazu was a miser when he punched Hidan in the gut when he asked to barrow five cents. All in all, they were all crazy.
He had P.E. with Hidan and met Itachi Uchiha, who was apparently Tobi's cousin. For some unknown reason, Deidara instantly hated the weasel.
It was now lunch time and Deidara was looking for a spot to sit down with his poor excuse for a hamburger. That problem was quickly solved when he heard a very annoying call of "Sempai, over here!" Tobi was waving at him like an idiot (A/N: not like he isn't one) over by a table placed in the corner.
Deidara shook his head at the boys antics but proceeded over to the table anyways. He took the spare seat next to Tobi and was introduced to the rest of the tables occupants.
To his right was a big blue skinned boy named Kisame Hoshigaki. He apparently was Itachi's Boyfriend. He had dark blue hair and gills on both of his cheeks. Itachi sat across from Kisame. Across from Deidara was a Ginger haired boy with too many piercings for Deidara's liking. His name was Pein Uzumaki, and it seemed like he was this group's 'leader'.
Konan Williamson sat next to Pein and across from Tobi. She had blue hair pulled up in a bun with a paper flower in it. Unlike her boyfriend, the only piercing she had was a labret. Next to Tobi was a guy that was half white and half black named Zetsu Greenworth. He had green hair and Tobi said that he was his boyfriend. He apparently was schizophrenic. Across from Zetsu sat the bastard, Sasori.
Pein leaned forward and asked Deidara, "What do you know about the organization called the Akatsuki?"
Deidara blinked and said he didn't know anything. (A/N which is absolutely true!)
Pein smirked and said, "The Akatsuki is an organization that works in the shadows to keep peace amongst the people. They do everything they can to keep it, even if they have to break the law themselves to achieve it."
"That's cool, hmmm."
"Well, Deidara, how would you like to join the Akatsuki?"
Deidara blinked and thought about it. He really didn't have anything to lose by joining them.
He smiled and said, "Un!"
After all, what harm could it do?
I will update this either on Friday or next Monday...
R&R but please no flames. I do appreciate constructive criticism. I'm not that sensitive when it comes to advice on what I did wrong on here.
