A/N: hey guys, I'm gonna only be working on one fan fic now and I'm sad to say it's my least popular one, Konosuba and guys if the jokes are Pervy please tell me, mainly because of the fact that the joke about my penis that I made felt like a bit much even for me, especially considering I'm light skinned but certain parts of me are very dark skinned. Anyway I'm adding a new character because someone submitted their OC and I have plans for them.

Chapter 2: dark mages and Templars and sisters oh fuck!

Op: no pain no game

December, 16, 2016

(Mainyuu POV)

I woke up in a fucking barn… meh it's not that bad, horse crap doesn't smell so bad, we got stray kitties coming in and out, I wake up everyday to some of my favorite people in the world (currently) and aqua, it's nice and cold here, we got a blanket for all of us to share, it's a small room with a hay bed so we can all cuddle for warmth, none of us sleep in the nude (well it depends on how drunk Aqua is) and we set up a system which lets us focus on creating a stable home. It's also our best way to keep our sanity.

Really, it's rather nice. The only problem is that we're all homesick in one way or another. Ra misses some of our friends on the other side, one of which has cancer, Hades misses his family and his goal of seeing the world at his own pace, Aqua misses her throne, and I… I miss the family I made, not the one I was born with (with the exception of very few). I honestly wish I could patch things up with some of them. I really hope they aren't crying over me, seriously I kept telling them that "When I die just carry on like nothing happened, I'm not important and I'm worthless so continue your life." I guess nobody listens to me anymore.

"To be fair, we didn't listen to your orders in the first place." Hades said, I guess I said that out loud.

His eyes are red, he's sick again.

"Relax today, I'm gonna try and recruit people today, so we can get you more medicine." I say slightly worried. Because of his anorexic frame he's always sick, but he puts in a ton of effort.

"No, I got this. I'm alright." He says but I'm not convinced, as I lay him down his fever gets a bit higher, "I'll be fine! I swea-" before he can finish talking he vomits into his puke bucket.

"You were saying?" I rolled my eyes at him and put a damp cloth on his head.

"On second thought, go ahead to the guild… also I don't think you can convince Ra and Aqua to come with you." I sighed when Hades said that. Mainly because of the simple fact that they're spooning next to me.

"Yeah… yeah…" I said solemnly, it's been a week since we've been here. I feel like a piece of shit, considering the fact that this is my fault. I convinced us to stay late that day, and due to chaos theory that led to our deaths.

"Have a good day." I can just feel the resentment in his voice for putting him in this situation.

I just sigh and get dressed and decide to head out, no point in getting even more depressed. 'I already hit rock bottom.' I grab my phone and check the time, just to see that I have 916 unread messages from a group chat, "... They're worried again… well not really…" I sigh again and go to the chat and pretend to be a family member and tell them, "Sorry but K******* is deceased, but you all know him as Shiro, and sadly two of his friends passed alongside him, one of which you know as Ryuga or M******." I left the chat and spread the word, I received many messages from many people, some of which didn't believe I died, some of which believed that this is a prank and most of which didn't see it or didn't care either way.

But the three people who did text me personally were my sisters and someone I consider my daughter. My "Sister" L***** was a friend who lived in the UK, she was nice but a bit too attached to me, she just told me how badly she was crying. My "Daughter" A*** told me how much she loved me and didn't believe my death. And my oldest "Sister" K***** was in denial about all of it. She was enraged and in tears, she tried to call constantly but it all went to voicemail, she tried calling in any way possible but nothing.

"I never knew it would hurt this much… Huh." I said bitterly as I put my phone on silent and headed outside, it was weirdly colder than I expected it to be.

By the time I get to the guild, it's 6:30 in the morning and it's rather empty minus a few people that are early birds. "Morning lady." I say to the lady at the counter.

She turns around and looks at me like she's seen a ghost, "Why do you look like you just solo'd the demon King and his army?" she cowered a bit.

"No reason, I'm here to recruit more people to my party." I said as I slapped myself awake and forced a smile, "Maximum amount of people in a party is 16 people, right?" I ask.

"Yeah, that's correct. Most people usually use a party of 6 people, usually for convenience, mostly because they're from a common theme. For example, there's a group of buff guys wearing masks that work together." That shit does not sound like a good time, in fact if I see them I might stab them out of reflex.

"Anyway, I'll set up a recruitment poster I had made yesterday and wait until someone meets up with me at my table." I said as I put a cigarette in my mouth and lit it up.

The poster I had made was simple, it said "We need your help to defeat the demon King and to get stronger, please join us in a Grand adventure. We do not discriminate with class or race but with your personality, so please don't be a dick, you will be kicked out immediately." simple right? Originally I wanted it to say that if you were a dick you'd get yours cut off, or something along those lines.

I waited about two hours, until I noticed some dickwaffle and his two friends, one was an overweight pretty boy while the other two looked like they belong in a Yaoi manga, go up to my poster and ripped it off, "Guys look, somebody starting a party of pussies, how much you wanna bet that they're just noobs wanting to lounge off us pros." I was furious at not only what that bitch was saying, but also because he and his party just ripped up my fucking poster.

"I'm usually a passive person but I ain't letting this shit slide! Debilitate, Debilitate, Debilitate, Luster Candy, Luster Candy, Luster Candy!" I lowered all their stats immensely and boosted all of mine and charged at the bastard at the right of the cunt and drop kicked him through a wall. "YOU'RE NEXT FAT ASS!" I kicked the fat guy next to the cunt who ripped my hard work, through a table.

"C-Calm down dude, it was just a p-prank bro." So he comes from my world, he started to reach in his pocket for his weapon, "GET SHANKED BITCH!" he tried to stab me with a dagger but kicked his arm away from me and broke his arm with my foot.

"I bet you're feeling homesick, but don't worry." I said with a smile, "Hell will become the perfect home after I'm done with you." I said cruel and menacingly as I blew out smoke, he just pissed his pants and shat himself and trembled. So I kicked him in the face and he's knocked out. "Man that poster took us an hour to make. Well at least I didn't waste much mana." I said as I went to sit down at my table and see two people waiting for me.

One was a loli wearing a black and red dress, an eyepatch, fingerless gloves, a hat with a face designed on it (Like Sandy from ed edd and Eddy, when Johnny and plank had a fight that episode), and a wizard staff. She had red eyes, pale skin and long black hair. The other was a towering man who wore an amazing set of armor with Chainmail, a white shirt with a red cross and a dragon's head, A nicely designed shield that had a dragon on it and a glowing red broadsword. He had olive skin, black short hair, soft brown eyes and a small scar on his face.

"Hello how may I help you two?" I sat down and ordered a beer for me.

"We… saw how you took down that jerk… we wanted to know if we can join your party, please?" said the towering man, he seems very timid.

"OK please introduce yourselves. Starting with you sir." my beer gets here and I take a sip, it has a sweet and bitter taste.

"Okay. My name is Nolan Williams, I am a Templar Knight, most of my stats are high, except for my luck and my speed. In fights I don't play much of a role because I'm terrible at fighting. And my other parties kicked me out." I get an eery feeling about this. Oh well not so bad, I guess we can train him.

"Time for you, miss-" but before I can finish my sentence.

"I am Megumin, a crimson demon and arch wizard of explosions, and I shall send my enemies to the darkest darkness!" 'Oh no… I finally escaped one chuunibyo and now I'm in the clutches of another one.' I thought as I checked her stats. They were impressive.

I chugged down my beer and got up, "Both of you are very impressive, so in order to finalize your initiations you both are to help me complete a quest and help me get a panacea for my friend's stomach virus." I went to the board and picked a quest at random, 'Slimes this seems easy enough, they're usually grinding fodder in video games, but why does this have high markings, just in case I better learn that skill.' I secretly add a skill, that can kill not only my opponent but possibly me as well.

"Uhm, I would hate to be rude sir, but why would you choose Slimes for us to fight?" ah, Nolan seems worried about this, maybe he thinks it'll be too easy for him and won't be worth his time.

"Don't worry Nolan, we'll just be doing this one for the money, after we get the money, we can relax for the rest of the day." He seems a bit worried still, but I have faith in both of them.

I walk up to the lady at the front counter and she stamps it while giving me a sad look, "It was nice knowing you, I'll tell Chris." Jesus tap dancing Christ, am I about to fight Goku or the incredible Hulk, she gets everyone to start praying for us.

I just walk off before they finish praying and Megumin follows me but Nolan is still praying along with the group. I pull out a cigarette and light it up.

"Megumin you seem very calm while everyone else is crapping their pants in terror and fear of a fucking slime." I puffed out smoke away from Megumin. While she looks at me confused.

"You don't know do you?" She asks, how bad can it be, it's just Slimes. "Slimes are highly dangerous monsters that have incredibly high resistances against anything that isn't fire or normal magic, unless they're metallic, then they resist everything with their incredibly high defense and poisonous acidic skin… and tentacles… sometimes. But don't worry, I'll sink them into the darkest of darkness with my explosions."

Oh… my… me… "I accidentally agreed to an SS class quest didn't I?" I blew out smoke and had to just pinch the bridge of my nose in sheer disappointment, "Oh well, I already accepted the mission, so if things get too tough just fall behind me. I'll get you out of there safely." 'Or my death can cover your escape, I can go either way really.' I pat her head and take a deep inhale of my loosey.

We kept walking and next thing I notice is that we're at the town gates, it was actually covered in scratches and blood splatters and the guards who sat there looked like survivors of the Eclipse from Berserk. Nolan finally caught up with us.

"Guys I'm sorry for being so late, I understand if you guys want to leave me behind, I'll understand." he's serious isn't he?

I smack him across his head and he looks at me confused, "Listen Nolan, when you're with me, the only one who's allowed to talk down about themselves is me, and odds are I'll end up making others feel bad just as I'm feeling bad so it's one big circle." he had a faint smile of understanding.

"Okay, sir Mainyuu." he said as we walked out the gates.

We've been walking for hours and I've gotten to know Megumin and Nolan a bit better and they're nice people. Megumin has had troubles joining parties in the past for her age and size, also considering the fact she's quite a powerful young woman (considering the fact she's an arch mage and she's only 13 years old), odds are a guild mostly full of perverted guys and girls who are considerably weaker than the guys (yeah I'm serious they are really that bad because Darkness and Chris are the only women in the guild who aren't mages in any way) and she's the only one who knows a high tier spell besides Aqua and some girl named Wiz.

Nolan on the other hand was training for his entire life in the ways of the sword and shield and loved every second of it. His mom being a Templar Knight toughened him up at an early age and his dad being a house-husband taught him how to knit, sew, and blacksmith techniques (okay it makes a bit of sense when you realize his mom was a warrior and his dad has a lot of free time on his hands) so he can be ready for his own adventure. After completing the ritual he became a Templar Knight and later on became the only Templar Knight left. Due to this he became a 'gentle giant' and extremely timid… he's so damn adorable.

As we reach the plains I finally meet the Slimes of this world, "Oh Fuck me with a sandpaper dildo." I had no idea what the Fuck I signed up for, the Slimes were the size of a great oak tree and as wide as one too, 'Just my luck, oh well I better make this easy for you guys.' I begin to glow gold and black, 'DEBILITATE DEBILITATE DEBILITATE DEBILITATE, LUSTER CANDY LUSTER CANDY LUSTER CANDY LUSTER CANDY!' I give us all stat boosts and debuff the slime, 'I can only cast one spell left today and I better wait.' I almost felt like passing out, most of my body was numb and I sat down in a meditative pose hopefully to gain more mana, "Work together to defeat the slime and if you become overwhelmed, yell Nega and I'll settle it." they both nodded and started making a plan.

(Nolan POV)

'Sir Mainyuu is entrusting us with this mission, his friend's life lies in the balance and I swear on my honor and blood as a Templar Knight I will not fail him.' I look at him as he focuses on his meditation, 'I wonder where his weapon is, is it his walking stick?' Megumin and I finish our planning session. "Ready?"

(Play ambiguous from the kill la kill OST)

"Ready." and with that I made a mad dash for the slime and channeled flare into my dragon breath long sword and slashed the ground around the slime, forming a ring around it. It's tentacles rip through its body and try to impale me or grab me, but I simply perfectly parry all of them and counter by cutting off some tentacles.

CRACK, was all I heard as one of the tentacles tried to rip through a piece of my leg plates but only cracked it and wrapped around it, "GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!" I screamed as I cut off the tentacle and heard it scream in pain as even more tentacles tried to hit me "UNYIELDING DEFENSE!" I guarded whatever damage would've been dealt but I can only hold this for about thirty seconds before I would take a ton of damage. As my thirty seconds were up all its tentacles were practically pouncing on me so I had to be stuck on defense, but who says I still can't attack, "SHIELD BASH!" I bash my shield into whatever tentacles are trying to hit me and it works for now. But I then feel a ton of pain.

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

I looked at the ground around me and notice that there are tentacles ripping through the ground and trying to rip through my armor, and even worse is that it leaves little cracks all across it, "RAGING COMBO!" I slash them away with my sword in a flurry of attacks and I rush in for the Slimes body and as I do it's sending it's tentacles out to grab me but I dodge them and when I finally reach the slime I channel flare from my sword, "PAYBACK STRIKE!" a massive wave of fire comes from my sword and it cuts deeply into it. I manage to deeply wound it as it cries in pain and that's Megumin's sign to strike.

"I am Megumin, the crimson demon and I will erase your very being from existence with my magic and send you to the darkest purgatory!" as she says this a black vortex with sparks flashing all around it, ensnares the slime, "EXPLOSION!" the black vortex then explodes and the slime practically erupts in a pillar of flame and it dies painfully. I say a light prayer for it and leave.

Only to find Megumin face down on the floor and extremely numb. "Hey Megumin, are you okay? Did he poison you?" I rush hurriedly over to her and Sir Mainyuu picks her up and gives her a piggy back ride.

"I'm okay, it's just that casting Explosion takes a lot of mana out of me and when you run extremely low on mana…. This happens." She laughs awkwardly at it.

"It's okay Megumin I understand that, but why don't you use other spells than that for more diversity?" Sir Mainyuu asks her. He makes a fair point.

"Don't you know it's rude to ask a mage why she doesn't use more diverse spells?" Megumin says seriously… wait really.

"Sorry Megumin I don't mean to be rude." Sir Mainyuu says while scratching his stubble covered cheek.

"It's alright, so do we pass?" Megumin asks worriedly and I begin to sweat nervously.

"Yes, you both did, easily. Now let's head back and cash this in, we probably leveled up a couple times." Sir Mainyuu says as he walks off but before we reach the gates, we see a beautiful young lady unconscious on the plains and Mainyuu looks at her with a sense of shock. "B-big S-sis Kimmie why are you here!?" He runs over to her and picks her up and carries her on his shoulder, definitely moving awkwardly.

'Sir Mainyuu has a sister that's extremely beautiful… I hope the young lady isn't spoken for.' I think to myself as we head back to the guild. He sits his sister down and Megumin next to each other and commands me to watch them both so I sit down and watch them and wait for his return.

(Mainyuu POV)

What is she doing here, does this mean she died in our world as well, fuck! Louisa is gonna cry herself to sleep for months now. And I noticed that she has shotgun gauntlets on her arms now just to add on to how damn dangerous she already is.

I quickly go to a dimly lit shop and run into a shopkeeper. She's kinda clumsy, has pale skin, messy brown hair, and dull eyes with a purple mage robe. Just looking at her I can tell something's not right here. "Excuse me miss, I need a panacea and a healing elixir, how much will that be?" I ask kindly while giving her a slight glare. She's suspicious I can tell.

"All together that will be 105,000 Eris." she smiles friendly and opens her hand out for my money. So I simply give it to her but as she grabs the money she accidentally touches my scar on my hand. "A battle wound, or something deeper?" she asks with melancholic smile and looks into my tired eyes.

I just sigh and jerk my hand back, "Miss I don't mean to be a dick or jerk but don't pry into my business specifically. I've already made people cry, I do not care to see another." I put my hood on, grabs the elixir and panacea and leaves before she could say anything else to me.

I finally get back to my sister and a it seems she's woken up and looks around awkwardly but smiles softly when she sees me, "Hey baby bro." I walk up to her angrily and karate chop her head, "OW, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Tears start to fall from my eyes, "BECAUSE YOU PROMISED THAT YOU WOULDN'T DIE AND YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF THE FAMILY! THEY NEEDED YOU… Louisa needs you Kim." I slump down to my knees and breaks down in tears. She just puts me into a tight hug and strokes my head.

Ending theme: Brave song

A/N: it took a while to complete this. Good OC from Ghost-407. Sorry for the wait.