+The Akatsuki Vacation+
+A Multi OneShot+
+Part Two+
P.S. When I said available to you soon, I meant available to you eventually -_-". I only just finished my Blue Flame story (finally) so then I decided to move onto this one. I'm trying to take on one story at a time. Terribly sorry for the wait.
And something is wrong with the site, I can't add any new chapters to any of my stories. So I'm going to add this as a new story but add it as a chapter when the site has fixed the problem.
The group of guys plus Sakura had been heading in the direction that Sakura had pointed in for the last 10 minutes before Kakuzu figured they were going the wrong way. All the other guys were too busy being jealous of Kisame. He knew that Kisame and himself only viewed her as a sister, though that didn't stop them from being protective of her though.
"I don't think we're going the right way guys." He told them, stopping. The rest of the group also stopped and turned to face him.
Pein looked around them, as if seeing his surroundings for the first time.
"He's right, we shouldn't be heading into the forest."
They all looked at Sakura.
She looked around at all the guys, their eyes trained on her.
"Well don't look at me, it was just general. I've never been here before." She told them, sliding off Kisame's back, who immediately straightened and stretched.
"I'll have my bag back Hidan." She told him, holding her hand out for her Akatsuki backpack.
"Finally, even though these things are fucking light as they're still fucking huge."
"Quit complaining, they're not that big." Kakuzu said.
"Well maybe 'cause you have only one and it's on your jashin damned back, I had to hold two in front of my face!"
Hidan picked out Sakura's back and dropped it into her outstretched hand, glaring at her lightly.
Sakura sweatdropped at this, it seemed he still hadn't quite forgiven her for throwing him into a tree.
"Okay, seeing how we're lost – " Deidara began, reaching a hand into his clay pouch under his cloak, "I guess I'll have to send out a scout yeah."
"That's a great idea Deidara-kun!" Sakura cheered. Deidara grinned and the other guys all kind of glowered at him, besides Kisame, Tobi and Kakuzu, Kisame was cheering with Sakura and Kakuzu was cheering on the inside. Tobi hugged Deidara around the waist and lifted him up.
"Great thinking senpai!" He said cheerfully.
Deidara growled, his hands trapped to his sides, his right hand still trapped in his clay pouch.
"Tobi get off of me un! Right now un!"
Sakura giggled quietly at this and Deidara stilled at the sound. He blushed lightly.
Thankfully everyone else was too fixed on Sakura to notice Deidara's moment of weakness.
She immediately stopped giggling, noticing everyone's eyes on her again.
She frowned, "Would you stop staring at me all the time, it's starting to creep me out." They averted their eyes and Sakura rolled her eyes.
Tobi let go and Deidara stumbled a few steps before straightening and glaring at him lightly.
He brought his right hand out into the open and opened his hand, revealing the little clay bird. He dropped it on the ground and did the hand sign which made it expand in a cloud of smoke.
Everyone stood in the background and clapped politely. They all remembered the last time no one had really paid attention and he had gone on an hour long rant about how unappreciated he was.
No one wanted a repeat of that goodness awful time. It had been horrible, but the fascination thing was he never repeated himself in that whole speech. It had taken him an hour to run out of things to complain about. Sakura had been the only one to actually listen, it was kind of like she wanted to leave but just...couldn't.
He sat down in a cross legged position and closed his eyes. He was using a technique he didn't often use. By closing his eyes and concentrating on the bird scout he could see through its eyes.
Deidara suddenly snapped his eyes open. He stood up and sighed.
"The beach is that way un." He said, pointing in the exact opposite way to where they were headed.
Kisame sighed and his shoulders slumped, "Well we'd better get moving, yeah Itachi?" Kisame put an arm around Itachi's shoulder in a friendly gesture.
He growled and shook Kisame's arm off his shoulders, "Don't touch me." He grumbled, still sore about the dragon ride.
Kisame smirked, he loved messing with Itachi.
The group began moving again, this time with Deidara in the lead, and this time going in the right direction.
Sakura ran to catch up to Deidara and hugged him, he blushed bright red.
"We're saved Dei-kun!" She said brightly, letting go she skipped beside him. She seemingly unaware of the blonde's blush.
"Aw, Sakura-chan is so cute!" Tobi said, rushing up to her, hugging her and swinging her around playfully.
Sakura chuckled at Tobi's enthusiasm.
"Okay, I've had enough of this." Pein said glowering at Tobi.
He clapped his hands together and formed various hand seals and Tobi dropped Sakura gently to the ground. Surprisingly he still didn't feel the glares on him from the other members.
The forest went blinding white and everyone but Pein closed their eyes. When their eyes opened they were at the beach.
Sakura's mouth opened and refused to close.
"You mean you could have fucking done that the whole fucking time we were wandering around out there!" Hidan exploded.
Pein shrugged, "Slipped my mind."
"Slipped your mind my – " Hidan paused in his insult and stared, the blood rushed to his cheeks.
Everyone turned to see what had stopped Hidan in his tracks and what was making him blush, two feats within themselves.
And there, in all her glory, was Sakura in a bikini splashing in the water...and then they saw Tobi, who was playing with her.
Their expressions soured.
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The blue-haired origami user giggled cutely. The ice-cream man was certainly a charmer.
"Come now, I'm sure you can take your lunch break now." She tried persuading him, batting her eyelashes.
Sure she was Akatsuki – an elite ninja warrior – but she was also a girl and she was off duty.
The guy chuckled at her attempts at persuading him but suddenly his eyes narrowed.
"You're friends aren't here to save you girly, you're mine now." He said, his voice suddenly deepening.
Konan sighed, so it was the town that was anti-Akatsuki.
"Damn," she muttered, "And you were so cute too."
He lunged for her, and just before he made contact she burst into hundreds of little butterflies.
She then navigated herself out the ice cream store and down the road, gaining altitude as she went. She would have to warn the others now. It was too bad she couldn't just teleport but she wasn't as powerful as Pein.
'Pein!' She tried contacting him telepathically.
'Nada,' she sighed, 'he must be doing something either really distracting or really important.'
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Pein was doing the former, he was sitting down under a tree watching Sakura play in the water. Nothing was more distracting.
Most of the guys had gone to play with her, though Kisame was some ways out pretending to be a shark and Itachi was under a different tree reading a book. Kakuzu couldn't go swimming because he said his stiches would ruin, and was currently up in the tree Pein was sitting under.
Then Pein got a strong telepathic message that burst though his defences and gave him a huge headache.
'Pein you ass! Answer me! Or so help me – '
'Konan, I'm here, what's going on?'
'Do you know how long I've been trying to reach you for?'
'A while?' He guessed amusedly.
'This is no smirking matter! The ice cream man was a bounty hunter! This whole town is probably out to get us!'
'Oh, you mean you didn't it off with the ice cream man, Sakura will be most displeased with him.'
'That isn't the point you orange-headed – '
'Okay, there's no need for insults, we'll just have Deidara make another dragon and be on our way. I'll teleport you.'
'No, that's okay – '
And suddenly her world went white.
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The boys were all assembled in a humid part of the forest when Konan dropped in, she had been farther away than Pein had thought and she had taken a while to get to where they were.
She unfortunately dropped right on top of Hidan, causing him to fall face first into a mud puddle. Thankfully he'd been there otherwise Konan would have been the one in the mud and we wouldn't have wanted that.
"Get offa me you – " Hidan began only to have Sakura say something , which stopped him in his tracks most days.
"That was so thoughtful of you Hidan-kun!" She gushed, "so heroic."
"Yeah, so heroic." Konan grumbled, removing herself from his back.
He lifted his head out of the mud puddle and sighed, lifting himself up and out.
"Here Hidan, let me give you a hand." Kisame said, clapping his hands together and forming the correct hand seals for a water jutsu.
Suddenly Hidan was sprayed with water, which washed away the mud but left him sopping wet.
"I am going to fucking murder you, you bastard." He said calmly, brushing the hair away from his forehead, making it stick up.
"I'd run if I were you." Itachi said, a dangerous smile on his face.
Kisame gulped, "come on Itachi, you know I was only messing with you...save me." He finished in a small voice as Hidan approached, taking his scythe out of his backpack as he went.
Pein rubbed his head, still feeling the left over headache from when Konan had forced herself into his mind.
"Okay, that's enough." He tried to gain their attention but failed. "Order, Order!" he tried again, to once again, fail. His eyes narrowed, and electricity flared, everyone turned their heads and immediately quietened. Hidan had actually stopped the process of his scythe's swing and Kisame paused mid-jump.
"Good." He huffed. "Deidara, please make another mode of transportation, preferably the dragon that we flew over on, and everyone else, do whatever while we wait."
Deidara grumbled as he jammed his hands into the clay pouches by his side. He loved his art, yes this was true, but it sucked that their vacation was over before it even began. And he had to drive the thing again, as no one else was qualified.
"Why do we have to leave again Pein-kun?" Sakura pouted.
Everyone melted at her puppy look, but Pein shook himself out of it. They had to leave even though they could so take the whole town.
"We have to leave because, as we keep forgetting, this town is a bounty hunter town, and we are the Akatsuki."
"Yeah, but we could take 'em." Sakura replied, smashing her fist into her hand as a show of power.
Pein sighed, for the 20th time today, "I know, but I'd prefer not to risk anyone until the demons are all caught and we're the rulers of the world."
Sakura nodded in defeat, "I guess that makes sense."
"Of course it does, I'm a God." Pein said sagely.
Sakura sweatdropped.
"It's ready, everyone deposit your bags by the mouth of the dragon and pile aboard un." Deidara announced, jumping to the head of the dragon, having already put his bag at the clay beast's mouth.
"All aboard!" Tobi screeched from on top of the dragon.
"Wow, he was quick." Konan said, dumping her own bag and joining them.
"Hey, I just remembered. Where'd Zetsu go?"
"Hmm, a good question Sakura-chan."
"Oh, hey there Sasori-kun, where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh he was just being an antisocial log because he knows that my art is superior yeah." Deidara said, purposely baiting his danna.
"Only in your dreams you blonde-headed, clay-eating, freak of nature."
Sakura sweatdropped again as the two artists began their, 'whose art is superior argument'...again. And as she looked around she saw that everyone was engaging in an argument of some kind.
Pein and Konan were arguing about what they had been arguing about in the beginning, Kakuzu and Hidan were arguing about Kakuzu's views on money, and Itachi and Kisame were arguing about whether or not Itachi's books were all in Sharkenese. In fact Tobi seemed to be the only one not in an argument besides her. She looked around trying to locate him and found him right at the back, engaging in a sleep.
'That looks like a good idea,' she though, her eyes already dropping. 'I think I'll join him.' She crawled over to where Tobi was laying and curled up next to him.
'What a crappy end to a crappy vacation,' were her last thoughts.
Then Deidara made the dragon take off, no one seemingly noticing.
+*+With Zetsu+*+
Zetsu's head popped out of the ground two hours later.
"Damnit! I told you we shouldn't have stopped to eat that person back there!"
"I'm more worried about why there is no one here."
"They probally left us like the assholes they are."
"That is not very polite."
"But it's true..."
"Sakura's not an asshole..."
-Sigh-
"We should probally go back to the base, it's obvoius they aren't here - and this time we aren't stopping for snacks!"
"Aww, but you know I can't travel that far without something in my tummy."
"Too bad."
Their head popped back underneath the ground and they were off again, unbeknownst to them they were actually off their mark by about 15000 miles.
+*+TheEnd+*+
Ta da! And it's finished. Sorry if it wasn't to your expectations, I haven't worked on this story in so long. But now, with the completion of Blue Flame, I decided to finish this story next.
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