Well I'm back! By the way for most of these A/N's imagine me as this large fluffy black wolf!

Me: *Lies down with head on paws* In comes Allen and Kanda!

Kanda: Why do I have the damn Moyashi on my shoulders? *Glares at Wolvena*

Me: Because it's a ridiculously cute image and really appropriate for this chapter!

Kanda: Che. *Turns aways*

Allen: Haha Kanda! I win! *Pumps fist in the air*

Lavi: *Hops in* Hi Yu-chan!

Kanda: Usagi… How many times have I told you not to call me that?

Lavi: *Sweat drops* Uh… *Nervous laughter and then bolts*

Me: *Laughing as chaos erupts in front of me* Anyways… I don't own these guys, just this idea that came to me one day in English class. So any tips and pointers are welcome! On with the story!

A few hours later

"What!?" Kanda yelled slamming his hands down on Komui's paper covered desk. "You're telling me I have to look after that?" Kanda said pointing over at the tiny Allen.

"Yes, Kanda. My precious Lenalee is out on mission with Lavi and Bookman for back up. Therefore you are the only one capable of protecting him while they are gone." Komui replied calmly.

Allen walked over to Komui and asked, "Can't I just stay with you? I really don't want to go with Bakanda." He tugged on Komui's hand and gave him puppy dog begging eyes, thereby creating a melting Komui.

Komui quickly pulled himself together and pushed his glasses up. "Yes Allen. You have to go with Kanda. He's the only one that you know well enough that I will let protect you. Also along with this you're going to have to sleep with him in his room."

After a few moments of the two of them having to process the information that Komui just gave them they burst out, "WHAT!? I HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE MOYASHI/BAKANDA!?"

"Yes. Now go. I need to do some… work." Komui said effectively sending them out.

"Damn it! Why do I have to be the one to look after you?" Kanda said as he and Allen walked toward the cafeteria. Komui had called them in before they had eaten.

"I'm supposed to know? This is Komui!" Allen said. He had reverted slightly to what he had been like before Mana had found him hence the not as kind language.

They stayed in silence for the rest of the walk to the cafeteria.

In the cafeteria Allen got many motherly and adoring looks from finders and the few exorcists still at headquarters. Allen quickly walked up to Jerry and called out to him.

"Why hello sweetheart! You look just like Allen! What would you like?" Jerry cooed.

"I AM Allen Jerry! Anyways I would like 10 pancakes, 10 slices of bacon, 3 scrambled eggs, 5 slices of toast, and 6 plates of mitarashi dango!" Allen said happily.

"That's a lot less than usual hon! Well I guess it makes sense since you're so small… Was it Komui?" Jerry asked as he walked back to begin Allen's order.

"No it wasn't Komui this time. It was something else I'd rather not talk about…" Allen said quietly.

"That's fine hon. Same as usual for you Kanda? Tempura soba?" Jerry said moving on. Kanda nodded and leaned against the wall to wait

A few minutes later Allen put down his small stack of plates on a table and began to eat them happily. Kanda joined him shortly obviously annoyed as he slurped his soba. "Damn Moyashi. Still haven't learned how to eat properly."

"I habe do!" Allen replied through a mouthful of food.

"That," Kanda said pointing his chopsticks at Allen, "is proof you haven't yet." Allen grumbled and ignored Kanda.

After Allen had finished eating he looked over at Kanda. "I need some new clothes. I can't go around wearing this all the time!" He gestured at the fact he was still wearing some of Lenalee's old things, which meant he was wearing a dress.

Kanda looked over at him from the corner of his eye and grunted, "Even I can see that. After this we'll go to Johnny and see what he can do. I don't want to be seen around you even more than usual." Allen nodded and sat waiting for Kanda to finish his soba.

When Kanda finished he stood up and they walked over to the science division to find Johnny. They found him easily and even though he was exhausted he gladly agreed to make Allen some new clothes.

A few hours later found Allen in a small button up with a little black jacket and some simple brown slacks. He had on some black gloves, and small brown shoes and his signature red ribbon around his neck.

"Thank you Johnny!" Allen said relieved that he didn't have to wear girls clothes any longer.

"Anytime Allen." Johnny replied and then promptly fell asleep due to having gone for two week without any proper sleep. Kanda had been waiting outside for Allen to come out. When Allen walked out Kanda began to walk quickly to the training room.

"Wai… Wait up Bakanda! I can't keep up!" Allen cried out panting after a few minutes of running to keep up with Kanda.

"Che. Pathetic Moyashi. Completely pathetic." Kanda said derisively as he walked back towards the panting Allen.

"It's not like I can help it! I'm stuck in a kid's body! Hey wait! What are you doing!?" Allen cried out as Kanda suddenly picked him up and put him on his shoulders.

"I can't wait for you to catch up each time we walk around at that slow of a pace now can I?" Kanda said as if it were obvious.

"Still…" Allen grumbled, "some warning would have been nice, Bakanda!"

"Che. Like I care." Kanda replied shortly.

"Damn you Bakanda!" Allen cried out.

When they reached the training room Kanda put Allen down and began to train with Mugen. Partway through Allen fell asleep and Kanda sighed sheathing Mugen. "Moyashi can't even stay awake for any length of time now." Kanda picked up Allen and took him back to his-their-room and placed him on the bed to sleep.

After making sure Mugen was clean and taking a shower Kanda looked at Allen and sighed deciding to sleep next to him due to the fact that there was still only one bed. "Moyashi better appreciate this when he wakes up." He muttered as he fell asleep.

So… I have realized the beauty of reviews! So please due such! Also sorry about how OOC Kanda is. At least he seems OOC to me… Gomenasai! And thanks to all of my readers, followers, favoriters, and reviewers!

~Wolvena the Black Wolf