AN: People like this! I have 4 reviews as of Tuesday, January 31, 2017!

AN: People like this! I have 4 reviews as of Tuesday, January 31, 2017!

OmegaLady38 said that "This is hilarious! Just PLZ add SkyClan"

So, I reply to that: WISH GRANTED! How could I have forgotten SkyClan? Thus, I have now added SkyClan cats, both modern and old, to the lists.

Pokemon Ranger-Trainer said, "Hilarious! I love it!"

Thanks so much! I guess people like this thing, so I'm gonna continue it!

Snowcrystal of Thunderclan said, "Ha ha ha! I love this new trend that is going around!"

Thanks!

WritingWarrior35 said, "I loved that so much. haha. Please do more!"

I will, don't you worry!

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The 12 Cats:

1. Echosong

2. Crookedjaw

3. Sharpclaw

4. Brightheart

5. Hawkwing

6. Snowfur

7. Palebird

8. Russetfur

9. Cherryfall

10. Ebonyclaw

11. Silverstream

12. Stormfur

1) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

HERE WE GO AGAIN! Echosong and Brightheart. Echoheart. Not bad! SkyClan I guess.

Leafstar: From now on your name is Echoheart!

Echoheart: YAY!

The Cats of BadnameClan: ...foxdung.

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2's first name and 3's last name?

Crookedclaw. Maybe! Doesn't sound bad.

BadnameClan: ...why? We need more than Hollykestrel, Flowertail, and Needleleaf!

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name 2's last name)?

Hawkwing and Crookedjaw... Hawkjaw. No. Sounds epic.

4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1's first name 5's last name) as the main character?

Echowing. IDK. Could be anything.

5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Songsharp. The thunder is coming. Only the sharpened tune will rise to meet the challenge.

StarClan cat: Isn't that pretty obvious?

Me: Songsharp isn't a name that gives me much to work with!

Songsharp: Why did I even get this name? I'm gonna join BadnameClan.

BadnameClan: Yessss, finally!

6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Heartjaw. Umm, maybe a pinkish broken jaw that looks sort of like a heart? Maybe... RiverClan?

Mistystar: OH COME ON. Why is MY reputation bad now? Can't you give this to Bramblestar?

Bramblestar: HEY!

Me: Mistystar, this is your job. Just do it.

Mistystar: Oh, all right. Heartpaw... *facepaws* your name is now Heartjaw.

Heartjaw: Bye guys! I'm the newest recruit to BadnameClan!

Hollykestrel, Flowertail, Needleleaf, Songsharp: OH YEAH.

Mistystar: NOOO STARCLAN.

7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Sharpsong. Actually... that's not that bad. They're probably a great warrior with maybe a nice voice.

8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Hawkwing and Sharpclaw?

Hawkwing: ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE'S DEAD.

Sharpclaw: You're talking about pairing me with my own SON!

Me: There's your answer.

9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Cherryfall was looking for a mate, would they choose Snowfur or Brightheart?

Cherryfall: Do I have to choose between them?

Me: I'd say Brightheart, they at least know eachother.

10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Echosong and Ebonyclaw fighting over Palebird. Nope.

Echosong: Palebird is mine!

Ebonyclaw: Palebird will never love you as much as me!

Me: This is not good.

11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Crookedjaw and Russetfur. After Willowbreeze's death, Crookedstar was unconsolable, telling himself he would never love again. At least, until he saw Russetfur from across the Gathering. But this was forbidden, how would it ever work?

12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Palebird walks in on Hawkwing and Ebonyclaw making out.

Palebird: Why is it always me involved in the love?

Hawkwing: Why am I kissing my mentor?

Ebonyclaw: The world may never know.

13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Brightheart rather make out with Russetfur or slap Sharpclaw? She'd slap Sharpclaw.

Brightheart: *Slaps Sharpclaw*

Sharpclaw: OW! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!

Brightheart: Goodbye. *runs away*

14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Echosong and Crookedjaw, no.

15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Snowfur and Russetfur, what? Maybe a sort of pinkish as a blend between red and white.

16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Brightheart on Palebird.

Brightheart: Oh look! A pale bird!

Me: That was so bad!

Palebird: Where's the bird?

Ebonyclaw: The world may never know.

17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Sharpclaw and Snowfur got in a fight, who would Russetfur side with?

Russetfur: SNOWFUR.

Me: Why?

Russetfur: Because we had kits together.

Snowfur: WE DIDN'T HAVE KITS! THE QUESTION WAS "what would they look like," not what DO they look like.

Russetfur: STILL.

18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Snowfur/Silverstream? No.

Russetfur: SNOWFUR IS MINE.

Snowfur: *facepaws, slaps Russetfur, then runs away*

19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Brightheart? No, I don't think she's hot. Because I'm not a cat. But she IS my favorite character, she was so brave. She got mauled by dogs and still rises to face everything. She's still sane and even raised a family after her ordeal.

Brightheart: Awwww! Thanks!

20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Stormfur and Russetfur.

Snowfur: She'll stop chasing after me now! YAY.

Russetfur: Stormfur is perfect for me.

Stormfur: But I have Brook!

21) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Cherryfall! Yes,

22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Crookedjaw and Snowfur? Nooo, don't think so. They already love someone else.

23) 5/9 or 5/10?

Hawkwing and Cherryfall or Hawkwing and Ebonyclaw? None, none of it works.

TAKE ONE: HAWKWING AND CHERRYFALL

Hawkwing: We were destined to be together, Cherryfall.

Cherryfall: Who are you?

TAKE TWO: CHERRYFALL AND HAWKWING

Cherryfall: I've loved you from the moment I met you, Hawkwing…

Hawkwing: But we've never met. And I have Pebbleshine.

TAKE THREE: HAWKWING AND EBONYCLAW

Hawkwing: I've never felt this way about another cat, Ebonyclaw.

Ebonyclaw: Are you serious? Pebbleshine is already expecting your kits!

Hawkwing: *sighs* Can we stop now, author?

Me: No.

Hawkwing: Why?

Ebonyclaw: The world may never know.

TAKE FOUR: EBONYCLAW AND HAWKWING

Ebonyclaw: You're amazing, Hawkwing… will you be my mate?

Hawkwing: No.

Ebonyclaw: This did not go as planned.

24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Palebird has just walked in on Crookedjaw and Russetfur kissing.

The mentioned couple: *Cat kissing*

Palebird: Why is it always me?

Ebonyclaw: *pops up* The world may never know.

Crookedjaw: Why am I kissing you?

Ebonyclaw: The world may never know.

Russetfur: Is that all you can say?

Ebonyclaw: The world may never know.

25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Sharpclaw and Ebonyclaw? Sharpclaw was already mates with Cherrytail. He knew that. But the only reason he had done it was because of Clan loyalty. The Clan needed new blood. But when he looked at another cat, he felt something more…

26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

Echosong and Russetfur, no.

27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Palebird/Stormfur hurt/comfort. I KNOW! The Time Machine.

Stormfur: Cats don't have machines! That's a twoleg thing!

Me: THIS IS MY STORY, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Ebonyclaw: THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

Me: *sighs* Really…

29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Russetfur. "I'm OK" by Christina Aguilera. It describes her father and where she used to live perfectly.

30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Echosong/Snowfur/Stormfur. WARNING: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT IN THIS STORY.

31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

Ebonyclaw on Crookedjaw?

Ebonyclaw: The world may never know.

Me: STOP SAYING THAT! *uses magical Author Powers*

Ebonyclaw: Fine. Hey Crookedjaw!

Crookedjaw: What?

Ebonyclaw: Your jaw is crooked!

Me: That's almost worse than what Brightheart used on Palebird!

32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Echosong and Palebird are in a happy relationship (Mentioned couple: You mean mutual. I don't know her.) until Hawkwing runs off with Crookedjaw. (Hawkwing: That doesn't sound too bad actually. Come on, Crookedsomething, let's run away from this craziness! Crookedjaw: Sounds good to me! *Both run away into the sunset*) After Echosong dumps Palebird for Stormfur, (Stormfur: Who are you?) Snowfur gets upset and retaliates by dating Stormfur. Alone and brokenhearted, Palebird travels in search of a friend. (All cats: What?) Finally, Palebird meets Ebonyclaw and Crookedjaw. (Crookedjaw: I thought I ran away with Hawkwing! Where'd he go?) The three loners meet Brightheart, who tells each of them to look for love. Ebonyclaw finds Russetfur, (Both: I guess that's okay…) Crookedjaw gets Cherryfall, (*Both grumble.*) but now Echosong is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sharpclaw and Silverstream! (All cats: Can we stop now?)

33) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name have?

BadnameClan: Ah, I believe we have a new recruit coming in.

Me: Well actually, it's Brightheart and… oh, Palebird. *sighs* This sounds like ShadowClan. Rowanstar, you have the unspeakable honor of naming Heartbird.

Rowanstar: NOOOOOOO! Can't I name her "Heartfire" or something?

Heartpaw: Hey, why are you talking to the sky? Don't I get my warrior name?

Rowanstar: Heartpaw, you are now… *droops* Heartbird.

Hollykestrel, Needleleaf, Flowertail, Songsharp, and Heartjaw: Welcome to the ranks of BadnameClan, Heartbird!

Rowanstar: STARCLAN WHY?

34) 4/8 or 4/3?

Brightheart/Russetfur or Brightheart/Sharpclaw?

Brightheart: I choose Cloudtail.

Me: That's not-

Brightheart: I don't care.

35) 9 and 5 got into a fight who would 8 side with?

Cherryfall and Hawkwing are fighting, who's Russetfur siding with?

Russetfur: I don't want to break up more fights, thanks. *runs away*

37) If 3 found out 11 was a relation, how would 3 react?

Sharpclaw is somehow related to Silverstream.

Sharpclaw:…

Sharpclaw: I don't get it.

38) 4 and 7 had kits together; 2, 9, and 12. They were all part of 6's leader name Clan. 2 was best friends with 8, and eventually the two became mates. 9 ran away from the Clan with 1, leaving both 4 and 5, the cat who loved 9, heartbroken. 12 became mates with 3 and they had 10, who eventually became mates with 5. Later, 9 returned without 1, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness.

Brightheart and Palebird had kits together- Crookedjaw, Cherryfall, and Stormfur. (Cats listed: That makes no sense.) They were all part of Snowstar's (Snowfur's) Clan. (Snowstar: Wow, I… I think Bluestar made a better leader.) Crookedjaw was best friends with Russetfur, and eventually the two became mates. Cherryfall ran away from the Clan with Echosong, leaving both Brightheart and Hawkwing, the cat who loved Cherryfall, heartbroken. (All cats: Uhhhhh…..) Stormfur became mates with Sharpclaw and they had Ebonyclaw, who eventually became mates with Hawkwing. Later, Cherryfall returned without Echosong, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness.

Everybody, including me: Weird.

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