Warnings: Depends on your goggles

Time Period: Season Six

Disclaimer: I don't own House, MD

House isn't hungry, but he reaches over and grabs the closer half of Wilson's sandwich anyways. It's not because Wilson decided to make his own sandwich today, and anything Wilson makes is 100% better than what comes out of the hospital cafeteria. It's not that he wants to annoy Wilson either, because he's so immune to House eating his food by now that House isn't even sure if he notices it's happening. It's not even that he wants free food, because 1) he's a well paid doctor and 2) he could use Wilson's card or steal some cash from his wallet if he really wanted to.

No, he steals Wilson's food because he can. The way Sam glares when he innocently takes another fry from Wilson's plate just fuels his obsession. He's reminding her that he will outlast her. If she or anyone else stole a bite, they would get a glance from Wilson, maybe a frown depending on who it was. It's not about her, though, and it's not about food and it's not about money. It's about possession.

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