A/N: Fluffiness? Yaoi? I don't own DGM. Should I try for making a lemon and change the rating to M? opinions count! Unless they're there to be mean. I don't like mean :P I like helpful ideas/tips... yeah.


"Meh."

That was all Allen could say before he was shoved into a closet and locked in.

A voice echoed through the doors, "Sorry buddy! Yu-chan will kill you if he sees you so wait here!"

"When I get out, I'll get Kanda to give me mugen and kill you with it, Lavi." Allen hissed at the redhead.

"Hey, cutting off his hair will NEVER let that happen."

"…"

"I'm right aren't I?"

"No."

"YEAH I AM!" Lavi yelled defensively.

"I'll tell him you forced me to do it."

Lavi paused and thought for a minute, "…Not bad."

"So will you let me out now?"

"No."

Lavi leaned against the closet.( I'm being mean aren't I? I'll never tell you what happened.

Ok, yes I will.)

Allen was walking down the halls of his high school when the stupid bunny had to show up and, truthfully, blackmail him.

'Hey, Allen~ Lookie what I got!' The redhead pulled out several pictures. The pictures were of Allen.

Asleep.

And wearing a ridiculous outfit. Basically, a MAID costume.

Allen growled in annoyance and glared at the older teen, 'What do you want now, imbecile?'

'ouch.' Lavi looked mockingly hurt, 'I want you to cut off Yu's ponytail as he sleeps.' Lavi grinned- like the idiot he is- and waved the pictures in the boy's face, 'If you don't, I might as well copy these and sell them to all the students in our school~'

Allen knew he was serious, so he ran to the art room to retrieve scissors.

Then he ran to the dorms and stopped at Kanda's door. Allen picked the lock swiftly and quietly before slipping into the dark room.

Kanda usually slept during school hours, so it was no surprise to find the man sleeping on a couch with his ponytail up and school uniform loosely on his body. Allen crept up to the man and smoothly lifted his ponytail and cut off all the hair attached.

The snip made the man stir and his eyes flew open as Allen relocked the lock quietly and ran away like lightning. (Yeah you get the picture: Kanda goes in bathroom screams 'WHAT THE HELL' and does his little bishie tantrums. The end)

And so, Lavi hid the small boy in a nearby closet and kept an eye for the samurai anywhere before he would go in too.

A glimpse of dark blue and the redhead unlocked the closet and threw himself in, closing the door behind him.

Allen was panicking as Kanda approached the door and could not keep his breath quiet.

"Shhhh…He'll hear us." Lavi whispered, trying to calm the boy to no avail. He tried again, stroking his back as he repeated the line.

Frustrated, Lavi cut off the sounds but pushing his lips onto Allen's.

Silence. Kanda stormed past the closet and the redhead pulled back. Allen fainted in the closed space. Lavi caught the white-haired boy before he hit the ground, pulled him onto his back, and carried him out.


Later, in the evening, Allen woke to something warm pressed against his face… and body. He opened his eyes enough to see he was lying on the couch with the redhead on top of him. It took a moment to realize that the older male's lips were on his again and he bit Lavi's lip, alerting him that he was awake.

"Oh crap! He's awake!" Allen heard the redhead say, "Well I figured out one thing, Beansprout"

"Oh? And what's that? My name is Allen!" Allen said but realized the nicknamed that followed, therefore ending his sentence with the usual response.

"That I love kissing you."

"Well I don't" The expression Lavi showed nearly made Allen burst into tears of guilt.

"Really…?"

"I'm sorry Lavi! I love kissing you too!" The boy glomped the redhead-bringing him down to floor- and kissed him once, ok twice. Fine, three times before sitting up and looked at the position they were in. White straddling red.

"Allen?" Lavi looked up. Allen went to get up when Lavi rolled so that the position was switched. Lavi leant down and kissed the boy passionately before getting up and dusting himself off. Allen got up as well and turned on the lights.

Lenalee was standing by a wall, with her camera. She hid it behind her back and jumped out the window.

"Fuck." They both said in unison.