Chapter 2
Harry was trying to quickly hide all of his Birthday Gifts under the lose floorboard before his very angry uncle who had just been woken up by an owl comes into his room. "Harry!" screamed his uncle "Open this door at once, or I'll snap that piece of wood you call a wand in half!". Harry quickly stuffed Tucker Henderson figure into his sock drawer, which was very difficult because he was biting Harry's hand trying to get him to let go. "Harry you open this door, this instant!" Howled his uncle Vernon. "Coming uncle Vernon, just one second" Harry said while stuffing the last of the gifts into the loose floorboard with his schoolbooks. Harry quickly unlocked his door letting in his very angry uncle.
His uncle Vernon stomped into Harry's bedroom red face with anger. "HARRY!" his uncle yelled in a voice just like a wizard howler "WHY ON EARTH DID YOU WAKE ME UP AT FIVE OCLOCK IN THE MORNING! Uncle Vernon quickly glanced around Dudley's second bedroom, which was occupied by Harry and saw the five owls that now sat in Harry's bedroom. " AND WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE, THOSE BIRDS DOING HERE!? YOU"RE SENDING SECRET MESSAGES TO YOUR FREEKY FRIENDS AGAIN AREN'T YOU!" Harry's uncle started to wave his arms in the air shouting "Shoo! Get out of my house!" "There not going to leave there tame!" Harry said at his uncle who just threw a shoe at Pig "and don't hurt them!". "I'M GOING TO SEND YOU AWAY SO FAR AWAY THAT YOU"LL NEVER, EVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO THAT SCHOOL OF FREAKS WITH THAT FREEKISH DUMBLEDUM!". "You don't have to send me away, I'm going to go live at the Burrow in a week" Harry said to Vernon in a very angry voice. "THAT HOUSE OF FREAKS HAS A NAME!" screeched Vernon. Harry that was now angrier than before and his magic unexpectedly came out slamming the door on uncle Vernon's face and making a invisible magical lock on the door. His uncle was no cursing while trying to open the magically locked door.
Harry, not knowing what to do opened his window and slid down the banister. Harry started to run down his street when he heard a faint voice saying "Harry where are you going?".
Harry turned around to see somebody he hasn't seen in five years, Mrs. Figg "trying to run away again like you did when you accidentally blew up your Aunt?".
"Err, how did you know about that?" Harry said in a scared voice.
"Don't be afraid Harry, don't you remember me?" Mrs. Figg said in a calm voice "remember, I had all the cats"
"I remember you but how did you know about when I tried to run away as a fugitive?" Harry asked.
"Do you recall Dumbledoor writing to you lately telling you there's a wizard watching you?'
"Err, yes" Harry muttered
"Well actually, it's a witch" Mrs. Fig told Harry 'actually its me"
"It's you" Harry asked in a puzzled voice
"Yes Harry, it is me, I've been protecting you for 15 years "you know how I always seem to get more cats every time you saw me?"
"Err, yes but what does that have to do with anything?"
"Well actually, those aren't cats there death eaters" Mrs. Fig said
"Death eaters!" Harry said in alarm
"You've had tons of death eaters come to try to kill you over the years, and since I've always been good at Transfiguration I decided instead of putting them into Azkabam I turned them into cats" Mrs. Figg said while laughing
"So you're an Auror?" asked Harry
"Yes actually" Mrs. Figg said, "Now since I'm a certified witch lets go check on your uncle and put on a memory charm"
Harry smiled as his Neighbor and him walked back into number four privet drive. They walked up the Hallway and saw uncle Vernon still pounding on Harry's door screaming very rude remarks thinking Harry was still in there. Uncle Vernon suddenly spotted Harry and his old babysitter walking up the stairs. "Err, Mrs. Figg what are you doing here? I haven't seen you for five yea- Harry! How'd did you get out of there? I am going to kill you! Uncle Vernon suddenly charged at Harry just when Mrs. Figg held up her wand and shouted Oblivate! Uncle Vernon suddenly fell to the floor unconscious.
"Is he dead?" asked Harry
"No, just knocked out"
"Oh. pity" Harry said
"His memory is gone up until about 3:00 this morning and he'll be knocked out for about an hour so that'll give you enough time to reply to your letters, now I'm just going to put him back in his bed" Mrs. Figg explained. She then muttered something under her breath making Vernon magically glide back to his bed.
"Happy Birthday!" Mrs. Figg told Harry and then Apperated back to her own home.
Harry then opened his door, which was not magically locked any more. He then walked down to his desk grabbing a few pieces of parchment and his new quill. All right, I'll write to Sirius first. Dear Sirius,
Thank you very much for the snitch (I now know always to keep it in its case). I must first tell you about a dream I had last night. It was Voldemort and he was talking to Wormtail about making it known that he was alive and ready to kill. He then apperated to Chudly Cannon stadium to meet about one hundred other death eaters, and they all ran into the stadium and killing everybody in sight. I then woke up with my scar burning with pain, and last time that happened it was real. What could that mean? And I tried to run away just like the time I thought you were a murder and I met Mrs. Figg. Have you ever heard of he? Anyway, please write back and tell me anything good.
-Harry
He then tied the letter to the Barn owl and let it fly out the Window to where ever Sirius now lived. "Hmm, who to write to next? How about the Weaslys!" He started scribbling down on a piece of peach parchment with his new magic quill.
Dear Mrs. Weasly,
Thank you very much for letting me come and stay with me, I can't wait! Than you so much for the sweets because Dudley is now on a diet that I also have to go along with not to make him feel bad and I was about to die of lack of sugar. Don't worry there was no explosions from the twins only gold and silver flames! See you soon!
-Harry
"All right now to write to Gin".
Dear Ginny,
Thank you so much for the gift. I'm sure it will cure my sweet tooth during potions class. And just so you know I'm doing fine (well now that I've heard from you) and I can't wait to try the new chocolate quill. See you soon!
-Harry (
No to write to those twins
Dear Gred and Freoge,
Great idea on the letter it caught me right by surprise! And love the logo symbol thing. I can't wait to try all of my new gifts on Dudley (eyeball poppers, goose gum, jelly legs jell-O, they all sound great). Hope you don't get into to much trouble! Catch you later!
-Harry
"Okay one last Weasly!"
Dear Ronald,
Thank you soooooo much for the Tucker model. I haven't seen anything like it (and great idea, about the fireworks). I accidentally put him near a wizard chessboard and he kind of went nuts (he's also slightly dimwitted, reminds me of Gilory Lockheart). Any way I had this weird dream that Voldemort went and killed all the Chudly Cannon players, then I woke up with my scar burning and I was covered in cold sweat, what can that mean? See you soon!
-Harry
P.S. My Neighbor is a Witch and she has about thirty cats that once tried to kill me.
"Okay no to write to Herm"
Dear Hermionie,
I can't believe you got me a wizard chess set!! But err, how am I going to use those spells on the Chess pieces If I'm not allowed to use magic? I thought out of all the people to know that you would little Ms. Prefect. I also had a dream that Voldemort and one hundred other death eaters went and attacked Chudly Cannon stadium along with Wormtail and killed hundreds of people, what can that mean? I also met up with my Neighbor, Mrs. Figg who is a witch and turns death eaters into cats and then keeps them as pets. Can't wait to see you at Diagon Alley!
-Harry
"Hmm, lets see two more letters"
Dear Dumbledoor,
Thank you for the quill. It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. But I must first tell you that I had a dream that Voldemort and one hundred other death eaters went and attacked Chudly Cannon stadium along with Wormtail and killed hundreds of people, what could that mean? I also met that wizard, or shall I say witch protecting me. -Harry
"All right no what to write to Hagrid"
Dear Hagrid,
Thank you so much for the new book. I am so glad that it didn't bite but what did you mean IT sometimes growls? What are the Northern Ice Shelled Jemetas? And what do you mean were going to be taking care of them? Did you get any giants to join our side? I have so many questions! See you on the Train!
-Harry
Harry finished tying all his letters to the owls and then let them fly out his bedroom window. Harry who was now tired from waking up at four thirty in the morning from a nightmare decide to go back to sleep and catch some Z's for about two more hours.
Harry was trying to quickly hide all of his Birthday Gifts under the lose floorboard before his very angry uncle who had just been woken up by an owl comes into his room. "Harry!" screamed his uncle "Open this door at once, or I'll snap that piece of wood you call a wand in half!". Harry quickly stuffed Tucker Henderson figure into his sock drawer, which was very difficult because he was biting Harry's hand trying to get him to let go. "Harry you open this door, this instant!" Howled his uncle Vernon. "Coming uncle Vernon, just one second" Harry said while stuffing the last of the gifts into the loose floorboard with his schoolbooks. Harry quickly unlocked his door letting in his very angry uncle.
His uncle Vernon stomped into Harry's bedroom red face with anger. "HARRY!" his uncle yelled in a voice just like a wizard howler "WHY ON EARTH DID YOU WAKE ME UP AT FIVE OCLOCK IN THE MORNING! Uncle Vernon quickly glanced around Dudley's second bedroom, which was occupied by Harry and saw the five owls that now sat in Harry's bedroom. " AND WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE, THOSE BIRDS DOING HERE!? YOU"RE SENDING SECRET MESSAGES TO YOUR FREEKY FRIENDS AGAIN AREN'T YOU!" Harry's uncle started to wave his arms in the air shouting "Shoo! Get out of my house!" "There not going to leave there tame!" Harry said at his uncle who just threw a shoe at Pig "and don't hurt them!". "I'M GOING TO SEND YOU AWAY SO FAR AWAY THAT YOU"LL NEVER, EVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO THAT SCHOOL OF FREAKS WITH THAT FREEKISH DUMBLEDUM!". "You don't have to send me away, I'm going to go live at the Burrow in a week" Harry said to Vernon in a very angry voice. "THAT HOUSE OF FREAKS HAS A NAME!" screeched Vernon. Harry that was now angrier than before and his magic unexpectedly came out slamming the door on uncle Vernon's face and making a invisible magical lock on the door. His uncle was no cursing while trying to open the magically locked door.
Harry, not knowing what to do opened his window and slid down the banister. Harry started to run down his street when he heard a faint voice saying "Harry where are you going?".
Harry turned around to see somebody he hasn't seen in five years, Mrs. Figg "trying to run away again like you did when you accidentally blew up your Aunt?".
"Err, how did you know about that?" Harry said in a scared voice.
"Don't be afraid Harry, don't you remember me?" Mrs. Figg said in a calm voice "remember, I had all the cats"
"I remember you but how did you know about when I tried to run away as a fugitive?" Harry asked.
"Do you recall Dumbledoor writing to you lately telling you there's a wizard watching you?'
"Err, yes" Harry muttered
"Well actually, it's a witch" Mrs. Fig told Harry 'actually its me"
"It's you" Harry asked in a puzzled voice
"Yes Harry, it is me, I've been protecting you for 15 years "you know how I always seem to get more cats every time you saw me?"
"Err, yes but what does that have to do with anything?"
"Well actually, those aren't cats there death eaters" Mrs. Fig said
"Death eaters!" Harry said in alarm
"You've had tons of death eaters come to try to kill you over the years, and since I've always been good at Transfiguration I decided instead of putting them into Azkabam I turned them into cats" Mrs. Figg said while laughing
"So you're an Auror?" asked Harry
"Yes actually" Mrs. Figg said, "Now since I'm a certified witch lets go check on your uncle and put on a memory charm"
Harry smiled as his Neighbor and him walked back into number four privet drive. They walked up the Hallway and saw uncle Vernon still pounding on Harry's door screaming very rude remarks thinking Harry was still in there. Uncle Vernon suddenly spotted Harry and his old babysitter walking up the stairs. "Err, Mrs. Figg what are you doing here? I haven't seen you for five yea- Harry! How'd did you get out of there? I am going to kill you! Uncle Vernon suddenly charged at Harry just when Mrs. Figg held up her wand and shouted Oblivate! Uncle Vernon suddenly fell to the floor unconscious.
"Is he dead?" asked Harry
"No, just knocked out"
"Oh. pity" Harry said
"His memory is gone up until about 3:00 this morning and he'll be knocked out for about an hour so that'll give you enough time to reply to your letters, now I'm just going to put him back in his bed" Mrs. Figg explained. She then muttered something under her breath making Vernon magically glide back to his bed.
"Happy Birthday!" Mrs. Figg told Harry and then Apperated back to her own home.
Harry then opened his door, which was not magically locked any more. He then walked down to his desk grabbing a few pieces of parchment and his new quill. All right, I'll write to Sirius first. Dear Sirius,
Thank you very much for the snitch (I now know always to keep it in its case). I must first tell you about a dream I had last night. It was Voldemort and he was talking to Wormtail about making it known that he was alive and ready to kill. He then apperated to Chudly Cannon stadium to meet about one hundred other death eaters, and they all ran into the stadium and killing everybody in sight. I then woke up with my scar burning with pain, and last time that happened it was real. What could that mean? And I tried to run away just like the time I thought you were a murder and I met Mrs. Figg. Have you ever heard of he? Anyway, please write back and tell me anything good.
-Harry
He then tied the letter to the Barn owl and let it fly out the Window to where ever Sirius now lived. "Hmm, who to write to next? How about the Weaslys!" He started scribbling down on a piece of peach parchment with his new magic quill.
Dear Mrs. Weasly,
Thank you very much for letting me come and stay with me, I can't wait! Than you so much for the sweets because Dudley is now on a diet that I also have to go along with not to make him feel bad and I was about to die of lack of sugar. Don't worry there was no explosions from the twins only gold and silver flames! See you soon!
-Harry
"All right now to write to Gin".
Dear Ginny,
Thank you so much for the gift. I'm sure it will cure my sweet tooth during potions class. And just so you know I'm doing fine (well now that I've heard from you) and I can't wait to try the new chocolate quill. See you soon!
-Harry (
No to write to those twins
Dear Gred and Freoge,
Great idea on the letter it caught me right by surprise! And love the logo symbol thing. I can't wait to try all of my new gifts on Dudley (eyeball poppers, goose gum, jelly legs jell-O, they all sound great). Hope you don't get into to much trouble! Catch you later!
-Harry
"Okay one last Weasly!"
Dear Ronald,
Thank you soooooo much for the Tucker model. I haven't seen anything like it (and great idea, about the fireworks). I accidentally put him near a wizard chessboard and he kind of went nuts (he's also slightly dimwitted, reminds me of Gilory Lockheart). Any way I had this weird dream that Voldemort went and killed all the Chudly Cannon players, then I woke up with my scar burning and I was covered in cold sweat, what can that mean? See you soon!
-Harry
P.S. My Neighbor is a Witch and she has about thirty cats that once tried to kill me.
"Okay no to write to Herm"
Dear Hermionie,
I can't believe you got me a wizard chess set!! But err, how am I going to use those spells on the Chess pieces If I'm not allowed to use magic? I thought out of all the people to know that you would little Ms. Prefect. I also had a dream that Voldemort and one hundred other death eaters went and attacked Chudly Cannon stadium along with Wormtail and killed hundreds of people, what can that mean? I also met up with my Neighbor, Mrs. Figg who is a witch and turns death eaters into cats and then keeps them as pets. Can't wait to see you at Diagon Alley!
-Harry
"Hmm, lets see two more letters"
Dear Dumbledoor,
Thank you for the quill. It's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. But I must first tell you that I had a dream that Voldemort and one hundred other death eaters went and attacked Chudly Cannon stadium along with Wormtail and killed hundreds of people, what could that mean? I also met that wizard, or shall I say witch protecting me. -Harry
"All right no what to write to Hagrid"
Dear Hagrid,
Thank you so much for the new book. I am so glad that it didn't bite but what did you mean IT sometimes growls? What are the Northern Ice Shelled Jemetas? And what do you mean were going to be taking care of them? Did you get any giants to join our side? I have so many questions! See you on the Train!
-Harry
Harry finished tying all his letters to the owls and then let them fly out his bedroom window. Harry who was now tired from waking up at four thirty in the morning from a nightmare decide to go back to sleep and catch some Z's for about two more hours.
