A/N: Yo! Here is the next chapter of "Vegas, Harry, Vegas." I am sorry this took so long, but I have been thinking on what stories I want to continue and which ones I don't.

Continue:

Vegas, Harry, Vegas

Edo Tensei Naruto

Soul King Naruto

Naruto of the Nine

Challenge series

Naruto Unlimited

Naruto: There and Back again a different way

Naruto LIAG

Naruto of the Phantom's arm

Hive King Naruto

Harry Sparda

Eleven Ten

Proto Harry

Discontinued/up for adoption:

Evil Brady

Evil King Jaden

Harry Potter and the Vampire Maximus

Harry Potter: Heir of Darkseid

Puppet King Naruto

There it is. I will discontinue or place these five stories up for adoption while the other ones are kept and more focused on.

Now for the reviews section. In order to make this quicker, I have it so that I will only answer the reviews from accounts, and not guest reviews. I will also just answer their questions, not actually post it. If it is anything like, "good job," or "update soon," I will just give a shout out at the end of the review section.

Toria-Neko: I am glad for your concern. After the Witch hunt, I kinda lost some inspiration and went off line. The forum and the challenge fic series that I am working on have helped me regain my inspiration and start writing again. I am sorry that it took so long

S-Wanderer: You are correct, it is a pun off of the hangover! For this, Blackfire gets to be in the harem. I am sorry, but I may or may not use a Raven in this fic, and if I do, it will be a darker raven. I will PM you the harem.

Magical fan: I did not even realise I had done that, thank you for pointing this out to me. I will not change it, but I will not do it again.

Naruharem foreva: You are also correct about the title. You get the choice of one girl, and knowledge of the harem.

BlueDevil26: I will try to do better than 5 chapters.

OriginalGentleman: You are also correct, I shall send you a PM soon.

Silverscale: I like your choices. I was thinking of making this a Marvel/DC crossover as well.

Star445: I will not add wonder Woman, I may add Artemis, however.

Okay for all the rest of you, thank you for the well wishes. I cannot believe that THE Dark Dragen has reviewed my fic. I am a major fan of his work. I wish he would put some of his older fics back up, as well.

Now, Onto the fic

Chapter two: Make it stop or Rise Against

"I think he is coming to." Harry heard Sirius say.

"Yeah, I hope he doesn't faint again." He heard Pamela say to him.

"Groan," Harry said, "What hit me?"

"The fact that I married your mom, and Remus married Harley Quinn and adopted the Joker's daughter." Sirius replied.

Harry just smiled and said, "YES! I really didn't marry a guy."

Everyone just face planted as Sirius and Supergirl laughed.

"He takes after me." Sirius said proudly.

"I'm not so sure that is a good thing." Remus muttered.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Sirius asked/demanded.

"BOYS! No more bickering!" Lily shouted at them.

"Fine," Sirius pouted.

They all then heard a whipping noise and saw Harry with his arm outstretched and his cell phone in hand. "Sorry, couldn't resist." Harry said.

Everyone just laughed at that, except for Sirius, he went into a deeper pout.

"Okay, all joking aside, what did I do last night?" Harry asked, only to be corrected.

"Two weeks." Galatea said.

"How did I get drunk for two weeks straight?" Harry asked.

"Easy." Harley said.

"What is it then?" Harry asked.

"You didn't stop drinking." Harley said. "You surpassed the hangover and gained the nickname, 'the eternal drunk.'"

"Is that really my nickname?" Harry asked.

"Yup. I wanted to find you and asked for the eternal drunk's suite room." Remus said.

Harry just groaned at the fact that that was his nickname, before pulling out his watch to find out the date. While he pulled it out, a crumpled piece of paper came with it. The sheet had the title holdings.

"What is this?" Harry asked.

"A sheet of your Gringotts holdings," Lily answered.

The group of misfits all sat down to read the sheet.

Harry James Potter-Black

Age: 16

Marital Status: Multiple spouses

Sex: Male

Status: Alive

Magical Signature: #22804

Power Level: 11,235 (Upper Mage class)

Accounts:

Potter trust: 3,000 self refilling with rare books in it

Potter main: 150,000,000 with legal holdings, contracts, grimores, and books (rare, dark, usual)

Potter interest: 15,000,000 with multiple buildings and servant contracts in it

Black trust: 10,000 self refilling with lesser dark rituals and spells

black main: 500,000,000 with legal holdings, family grimores, dark tomes, contracts, and unusual artifacts

Black interest: 50,000 with buildings and servant contracts

Hogwarts trust: 50,000 with artifacts, books, spells, and unusual rituals

Hogwarts main: 2,500,000,000 with unusual artifacts, rare and dark books, advanced spells, and dark or advanced rituals

Hogwarts interest: 500,000,000 with servant contracts and buildings

Familiar vaults:

Le fay

Myrridan

Gaunt

Peverell

Blood

Flamell

Lillith

Evans

Caesar

Brutus

Dovah

Abilities:

Parseltongue

Animal speak

Multiform animagus

true shapeshift

lesser veela abilities

multi elemental

Necromancer

Technomancer

Marriage contracts:

Ginny Weasley (voided)

Marriage to:

Blackfire

Kara El

Galatea

Poison Ivy

Needless to say, it took a whole two hours to revive Harry from the dead with CPR after he stopped breathing from shock.

When Harry was finally awake, he asked, "Is there anything else that I should know?"

Sirius replied, a bit grimly, "I have talked it over with everyone here; me and your mom cannot go back to England in the state it is currently in." Sirius held up his hand to silence Harry before saying, "It is because I will be caught and kissed while your mother will be murdered in the first year due to the fact that she is James' widow and now my wife."

"Who will I be with, then?" Harry asked. "I can't go back to the Dursley's."

Everyone looked revolted at the thought of him even going back to the Dursleys after what they had done to him.

"You won't." The least expected person to speak up, Harley Quinn, said. "You will be staying with me, Ace, Remmy, and Pamela. Your other wives will also be there."

Harry just nodded sadly. It wasn't his first choice, but it was a good second.

"Look at it this way; we can catch up here without being interrupted by the old coot." Lily said, as she saw that he was still sad about all of this.

This fact made Harry give a small smile and nod. Harry was still a little sad by the fact that he wouldn't be able to stay with them, but happy that he had these few minutes.

"Now tell me about your life." Lily commanded.

Elsewhere…

The Joker, Livewire, and Slade were all gathered in a small conference room.

"So, are we ready to make some laughter?" The Joker asked.

"I just want to give a shocking performance!" Livewire cackled maniacally.

"Just stick to the plan. We are here to spread terror and fear of our names." Slade said.

A deep rumbling was heard. All three of them immediately said, "Your wish is our desire, Lord Trigon."

After this, a large S shaped symbol showed up on all three of their foreheads.

A/N: I hope that you like this chapter. Please read and review!