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A/N: Again Au so I'm making it that Tonks and Remus are not married. They are together though. I would also like to thank Raving stronghermione and worrywart for the reviews. I appreciate it.

"Hey wait a minute! How did you know that my sister liked Malfoy? And why did you set them up?" Ron yelled.

"I set them up because I was sick of hearing Ginny talk about how Draco is bugging her all of the time. I knew that they liked each other because whenever they were in the same room they couldn't keep their eyes off of each other." Hermione replied, sounding annoyed. "I'm guessing that since you said something you are volunteering to go next?"

"Uh, no that's okay. I don't mind waiting." Ron said quickly. "I'll wait until you are in a better mood."

Hermione was about to say something when she heard Sirius mutter coward. "Well Sirius," Hermione says "since you think he's a coward you won't mind going next."

"I have no problem with it. It's not like you can think of something awful for me to do so I'm not even worried." Sirius told her, instantly regretting saying that. He realized that it sounded like a challenge. Seeing the Cheshire cat smile it looked like she thought up something.

"Well, I could make you go as a dog for two months, or I could make you go on a date with Trelawney and kiss her at the end of it. Oh I know, I can tell to beg Professor Snape for forgiveness for all of the horrible things you did as a child, and that you can't stop until Professor Snape tells you too."

Sirius was growing paler and paler throughout the entire thing, going ghost white at the last option. Severus on the other hand, seemed to be enjoying it very much, he was even smirking.

"Hermione, I am sorry for everything bad I've ever done to you. I promise I won't do anything bad to you if you don't make me do that." Sirius begged.

Laughing, Hermione says "I'm not going to make you do that, first of I'm not that mean, and anyways, Professor Snape would enjoy that way too much. No, I'll do something less like torture."

She stood there thinking for a minute while everyone realized that it would be in there best interest not to get Hermione angry until they did what she wanted. What she threatened Sirius with was the cruelest thing that could be ordered of him. "Well Sirius, since I can't think of anything else that would be hard for you, you are going to talk to Harry, once you are in private, and answer every question that he asks truthfully. You have been putting it off for way too long."

Sirius was too relieved to even glare at her when his hand glowed and the mark on his hand turned yellow, when before it was green. Sirius went to the back of the room and sat down on a chair.

Hermione, seeming to have a brain storm said "Dumbledore, you must go without sweets for a month, Tonks, you must not shape-shift for a week; and Professor McGonagall once you are in private you must tell the teacher that you most respect what you like about their teaching style." All of their hands glowed, and Albus's and Tonks's mark turned red and Minerva's mark turned yellow. All three of them looked very unhappy.

"Sorry, but I don't know what problems you need fixing, but I knew what would be difficult for you to do." Hermione told them. "I could have thought of worse things for you to do." Albus and Minerva both left the room, their night now ruined. Minerva realized that she was never going to live it down after she told Severus that she wishes that she could command a classroom like he does. Minerva started thinking that Hermione was put in the wrong house. Tonks left also, she really didn't want to know what Hermione was going to do next. Her view of her has already changed and she needed to get a drink.

"Six down, five to go." Hermione muttered. "Remus, do you mind going next?"

"No, I have a feeling I know what you're going to ask me to do." He said. Hermione and him have been talking recently and he has been reluctant to do something.

"Remus, take a vacation away from the wizarding world. You've been cooped up in your house for too long. You should take Tonks with you, but that's not required."

Remus's hand glowed and the mark turned yellow. He was surprised though. He thought Hermione was going to tell him to ask Tonks to marry him. Then he realized how angry Tonks would be if he only asked because he was forced too and stopped being surprised. "I'll take Tonks; there is something I need to ask her anyways."

Hermione beamed at him, while everyone else in the room, except Severus, looked confused. Severus looked bored.

Hermione then turned to Harry. "Harry, do I really have to command you to do this?"

Knowing what she was talking about, nodded. "Fine, Harry, hear your family out. They've been owling you for the past week, and you know how much they dislike anything not normal."

Harry's hand glowed and the mark turned yellow. "What happens if I don't?"

"You won't be able to fight it Harry, it's like an imperious curse, except that jinxes won't force the jinxee to do a crime." Ron told Harry, understanding his reluctance to hear his family out. He knew that they were nightmares.

Harry stormed off to the back of the room and sat next to his godfather. Hermione looked at Luna wondering what on earth she could tell her to do.

A/N: I didn't know I could think of something so evil! It would be just cruel to force Sirius to beg Severus for forgiveness, especially if it's Severus who has to tell him to stop. Sirius would be begging for weeks if Severus had his way. SS/HG will be in the next chapter, most likely, If not on the last chapter. Reviews are loved.