Maybe it's Possible 2
Tori POV
"So you can easily change proportions," Simon rattles off the rest of the answer, being the smart-ass Asian kid he was. I rolled my eyes and started to doodle on my math book. After Mr. Sahel gave him the usual 'Thanks Simon, that's correct!' he turned on the smart board, and pulled up a picture of Justin Bieber. Take it to Mr. S to do that when we have nothing left to do.
"Mr. S! Mr. S!" Gregg's arm was flailing in the air.
"What is it?" Mr. Sahel walked by Gregg, placing a hand on the table.
"Can I draw on him?" Gregg threw Mr. S the puppy eye. "Pleeeeeease Mr. S?"
"Yea, sure." Gregg jumped up, grabbing the blue pen. Simon grunted from beside me. I looked over to see him drawing in his book.
"More sexual drawings of Chloe shirtless, I presume." I laughed as he grunted and covered it up.
"Shut up." He hissed. "Go hump a doorknob."
"You stole that from me and Chloe." I pouted at him, he rolled his eyes. "Well you're a spoon."
"You're a fork."
"Actually, I'm a spork." I smiled.
"Fine, you're a spatula." he winked at me, I rolled my eyes.
"Well, you're a fridge."
"That's completely off topic." He narrowed his eyes at me.
"Technically not," I started, in an Asian accent to make fun of him. "A fridge is in a kitchen, which holds a spoon, spatula, fork, and possibly a spork. The utensils listed could be used to hold food."
"Explain how I'm a fridge then." He crossed his arms.
"You have ice for a brain."
"Well, you're a cheese grater." He sneered at me.
"How?" I flicked my hair over my shoulder. I'll win, I always win.
"You cut cheese, and produce smaller things with it."
"If you're trying to say I poop my pants, I think you got us mistaken." I laughed at his face. The bell rang and we shuffled out. "Hey Simon?" I yelled over the shout of bodies in the hall.
"What?"
"You're a bum-rag!" I smiled at the British term I'd picked up living around here, and skipped down to my locker.
I always win.
A/N: Well this is based off a conversation I had with my friend Hilary… She's super smart, but slow… I hope you guys enjoy this! Check out my other stories: Two Weeks and Bleeding Red and White. Thanks! Reviewers get a hug!
