Odd Ball Blondes and Strange Teachers

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto or any of the songs, artists, shows or companies mentioned in this fanfic. They all belong to their respected owners.

A/N: Hey guys, like I previously stated in chapter 1, I am currently rewriting Sakura's High School Hell of Perverts. I will replace all of the chapters before I continue with the story. I am trying to everything close to the same, however I have grown up some since these came out and I am a little bit more mature. I want to thank you so much for reading this story and I hope you enjoy. Without futher ado we will continue on with chapter 2.

WARNING: Some of the characters will be slightly OOC


Sakura stepped into the building and was greeted with bright lights lining the cream ceiling. On either wall was green wallpaper decorated with white intricate designs. Overwhelmed Sakura almost ran into some one's tan locker door that was covered in pictures of Zero from the anime and manga, Vampire Knight. The ebony haired girl who owned the locker stared at Sakura oddly.

"Oh, I am so sorry…" Sakura mumbled nervously moving farther to the middle of the hall, the teenage girl just nodded her head while shutting the door and then began walking to her classroom.

The roseate laughed sardonically. It was her first day at Konoha High School and she had already made an enemy and freaked out another classmate, she hadn't even been here for more than ten minutes. Shaking her sleek coral locks the lovely sixteen year old continued on her way to find the main office.

About six feet later, Sakura spotted a black sign with white blocky lettering saying "Main Office". It was pointing to a room on the right of the hallway. Relived that she was not going to spend half the day looking for the office Sakura walked inside.

She was met with teachers and administrators all trying to sort things out for the day to come. The bubblegum haired girl was unsure of what to do so she just sat down on a chair next to await her turn. A few moments she was addressed by a woman with short onyx hair who appeared to be in her mid-20s. The woman was wearing a navy blue kimono with silver designs embroidered down the front, resembling clouds.

"Hello honey. How may I help you?" the woman asked politely with a smile.

"Oh! My name is Haruno Sakura. Today is my first day" Sakura answered glancing at the woman's nametag, which said Shizune.

"Oh okay sweetheart. I will be back in just a moment with your schedule and locker combination" Shizune spoke walking into another room on the left.

Sakura pulled out her phone to check the time, which read 8:00am.

'Oh well… Maybe I should have left earlier like mom said' Sakura thought shrugging her shoulders.

Just as she glanced back up from her screen, Shizune was on her way back carrying a couple of sheets of paper.

"Sakura-San? This is your schedule and locker combination. The other papers are things such as the KHS Honor Code, the dress code and other things that your mother and you will have to read, sign and turn back in by next Friday" Shizune explained handing the pinkette the stack of papers.

As Sakura was about to thank the young woman and older woman showed up to acknowledge the secretary.

"Shizune, have you finished the paperwork I handed you this morning?" the blonde woman asked. She was wearing a sea foam green kimono with forest green embroidery all around resembling trees. The woman had a large bust and was very curvy.

"No ma'am, not yet. I was helping a new student" the charcoal haired answered truthfully gesturing to Sakura.

"No worries, Shizune" the older woman said turning to face Sakura.

"Hi there! I am your principal Tsunade" the busty woman introduced sticking out her hand for the teenager to shake.

"Hi, my name is Haruno Sakura" the coral haired girl stated shaking her principal's hand.

"I hope you enjoy your time here at Konoha High School and don't be a stranger" Tsunade said to Sakura before turning to go into her office.

Shizune giggle and followed up with, "but we don't want you in here too often".

Sakura laughed and nodded her head, "I will try and thank you so much" she jested before walking out of the office in search of her locker.


The pinkette spotted her locker and began to turn the knob to match the arrow with the numbers on her sheet of paper. She tried the numbers three times before screaming in frustration.

"Why won't this piece of shit work for me?!" Sakura shouted in her head, but right after that came a chuckle.

The pink headed girl turned around to give the person piece of her mind, but stopped when she was met with the gorgeous sea-blue eyes of a teenage boy. The boy had blonde hair that was going in all directions and sun-kissed skin.

'SHANNAROO! THAT MAN IS HOT! WITH A CAPITAL "H' screamed Inner Sakura upon seeing the boy.

'Shut up Inner! You're distracting me! This boy laughed at us!' Sakura told her Inner half angrily.

"Do you need help? This lock is tricky, you have to line it up just right and then yank on it, or else it won't open" said the handsome blue-eyed boy with an adorable smile.

"Thank you" Sakura said doing as the boy instructed and finally getting her locker unlocked.

The roseate began placing her items she wouldn't need such as the paper work she has to get her mom to sign and her copy of "The Selection" by Kiera Cass. Once she had put everything in her locker she turned around to see the boy still standing there.

"Um… Did you need something" Sakura questioned the blonde man.

"Oh… Uh… what is your homeroom?" the boyishly attractive boy asked sheepishly looking at the ground.

"Oh! It's… Hatake Kakashi-Sensei" the charming emerald-eyed girl said glancing at her schedule.

"REALLY?! THAT'S AWESOME I HAVE KAKASHI-SENSEI TOO! I TAKE YOU TO HIS CLASS IF YOU WANT!" the blonde male shouted at Sakura.

'HE IS SOO SEXY! But God is he LOUD!' Inner stated slightly disappointed.

'I think he is lively' Sakura thought with a slight giggle.

"Okay, you can show me around" the beautiful pinkette said giving him a heart-stopping smile.

The blonde boy flushed a dark pink and nodded his head grabbing the girl's hand to lead the way to Kakashi's homeroom.

On the way there the boy finally decided to give the new girl an introduction on himself, "oh by the way my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I love ramen and one day I will be the Hokage of Konoha, dattebayo!" Naruto professed loudly.

Sakura tittered again at the crazy but handsome teenage boy.

"My name is Haruno Sakura" the coral headed girl introduced grinning a smile that almost caused Naruto to run into a classroom door. The duo continued down the hall until they reached room 1556, Kakashi-Sensei's classroom.

Sakura began to feel nervous again but was reassured by the sweet smile of the boy next to her.

"It's okay, Sakura-Chan! Don't worry, Kakashi's homeroom is the best one in the school" Naruto said giving the girl an encouraging nod.

Sakura smiled at the boy again, how many times had that been since meet him a few minutes ago? She was happy that she had met someone so kind right off the bat. The roseate grabbed the doorknob and turned it. She and Naruto were met questioning stares from about the half the classmates when they stepped inside together.

Of course Naruto made it worse when he began yelling, "What are you all looking at? Jealous that I have a beautiful girl with me and you don't?! Hunh?" the blonde buy shouted drawing more stares from the class.

Sakura blushed a dark pink from all the attention. She wished the ground would swallow her whole, this was just embarrassing. Just as the bubblegum haired girl was going run out the door she was saved by a strange mask wearing man.

"Naruto, what are you yelling about this time" asked the silver haired man slightly annoyed.

"Me? Why are you late again Kakashi-Sensei?" Naruto shot back at the teacher.

"Oh Me? Well… I was just amblingly along on way here when I spotted… an old woman who was in need of my help…" the teacher started before being interrupted by the majority of the class.

"Save your bull shit Kaka-Sensei" Naruto stated walking to his seat in the back of the classroom. Leaving Sakura all alone at the front.

"Class, we have a new student today, Ms. Haruno Sakura" Kakashi announced pointing at the cute pink haired teenager.

Sakura flushed again, all eyes were once again on her.

"Tell us a little bit about yourself, Sakura-san" the man wearer encouraged giving, what Sakura presumed was a smile.

"Um… Well my name is Sakura. I am sixteen years old and I just moved here from Amegakure last week. I love watching anime and reading books, I guess you can say I am a huge nerd…" the green-eyed girl said.

"And I love to meet new people" Sakura finished flashing a brilliant smile at her classmates.

"Very nice Sakura" Kakashi said before asking, "Is there anybody that has any questions for Sakura-San?"

Immediately a male classmate of hers raised his hand, along most of the other guys. The coral haired beauty called on the first person. The boy had dark ebony hair and very expressive metallic eyes. He was wearing a black shirt with a picture of the band, Panic at the Disco on it. One of Sakura's favorite bands.

"Um… Will you go on a date with me, Sakura-chan?" the young man asked blushing from his hairline to his neck.

"W-what?" Sakura spluttered completely floored.

However, she was more surprised to see the other men in her homeroom giving the boy a death glare so fierce Sakura though he was about to burst into flames. The onyx headed boy remained unfazed staring intently at the graceful angel that was Haruno Sakura.

"I don't believe I ever caught your name" Sakura said looking back at the handsome boy.

"Oh Sorry! It's Kichida Hayato" the black haired boy answered rubbing the back of his still red neck.

Sakura laughed slightly before answering, "No, I'm not looking for a boyfriend right now. Maybe ask me again after I've been here a couple weeks" she said giving the silver-eyed boy a wink and a charming smile that made the boy's hearts skip a couple of beats.

"Sakura, you can sit down next to Mr. Uzumaki Naruto and Inuzuka Kiba over there" her gravity-defying headed teacher stated pointing to a desk next to her new friend and a boy whom she did not know.

Sakura nodded her head and made her way to her assigned seat, but not before noticing that many of the boys took the time to check her out.

'Why are they looking at me like that?' Sakura thought confused.

'Because love, they know a good-looking, dazzling woman when they see one. You should be honored that they want us so much' Inner Sakura bragged like it was obvious.

"AWW YEAH! Sakura-Chan gets to sit next to me! In your face assholes!" The blonde male boasted to the room.

Many of the boys glared daggers at the obnoxious cerulean-eyed boy. However, Naruto laughed glib that the prettiest girl in Konoha High School gets to sit by him.

"Ne? We're pretty lucky, aren't we Kiba?" the blonde asked the other male Sakura was sitting beside.

The pinkette glanced over to the boy and was surprised to see his face so close to hers. Sakura squealed pulling back while the brunette boy smirked at her flustered nature. The boy had matching brown eyes and his teeth seemed to be similar to that of fangs. His most prominent feature though were two red upside down triangle tattoos.

'He is SUPER hot too!' Inner shouted in Sakura's head.

'Yeah, there are quite a couple of cute guys here' Sakura agreed.

"The name is Inuzuka Kiba. I am a full-time dog lover and part-time lady charmer" he flirted with a wink.

Sakura giggle, "Oh yeah, you're a real lady killer" the roseate said grinning.

"See it is working" the Inuzuka boy stated matter-of-factly.

Sakura just shook her head with another laugh. "Anyway, what is your dog's name?" she asked trying to change the subject.

"His name is Akamaru" the brunette stated pulling out a picture of a white dog.

"WOW! He is so cute!" Sakura gushed looking over the picture. "I would love to meet him one day, Kiba" the lovely salmon haired girl said looking into the brown eyes of the canine owner.

Kiba blushed slightly, this Sakura girl was just so perfect. She was beautiful, funny, and loved dogs like him. His mother would really love to meet a girl like her.

Just as Kiba was about to ask Sakura on a date the bell rang, indicating that it was time for their first period to start.

"Sakura-Chan what is your next class?" A hopeful Naruto asked looking at the charming new girl.

"Oh! It's…Social Studies with Yuhi Kurenai-San" Sakura answered after glancing at her schedule.

The attractive blue-eyed boy grinned the largest smile Sakura had ever seen.

"That is AWESOME! You have social studies with me" Naruto practically screamed to the whole hall.

"Cool, that means you can show me where the classroom is" the pinkette said as Naruto grabbed her hand, again.

He started dragging her down the hall to Kurenai-Sensei's room.

'Even though he is a little loud, he is still really cute and funny' Sakura thought bemused at the blonde haired boy's antics.

This is, of course when Inner had to interrupt, "Pfft, Cute? He is fucking hawt!' she shrilled loudly.

Before Sakura could retort Naruto pulled her out her musings. The male was staring at her with a look of slight concern.

"Hunh? Did you say something Naruto?" the coral headed girl asked looking at the azure-eyed boy.

"I was asking if you would like to have lunch with me" Naruto stated confused why his new friend was spacing out.

"Oh yeah! I would love to Naruto" Sakura answered with a bright genuine smile that made the blonde's heart stutter. He was beginning to think that this the girl was going to be the death of him.

"ALRIGHT!" Naruto threw his first in the air. "Now, c'mon Sakura-Chan! Kurenai-Sensei isn't is a very nice woman when people are late to her class" he said pulling Sakura to their destination with such fervor, Sakura was surprised that someone had so much energy.


When the team arrived at Kurenai's class the majority of the students had all taken their seats around the room. Naruto brought Sakura over to a group of people sitting and standing around together. No one looked familiar, except a pretty platinum blonde girl she thought she saw in homeroom.

"Hey guys! I want you to meet my gorgeous new best friend, Haruno Sakura" Naruto addressed the group gesturing to the pink haired girl.

Sakura raised a brow at his odd introduction of her.

"Hey Sakura, I'm Yamanaka Ino, I am in your homeroom" the beautiful blonde greeted with a smile. She had fair, flawless skin and bright blue eyes.

"Hi, nice to meet you" Sakura replied to the girl.

Naruto started introducing the rest of the members beginning with a crimson haired male with dazzling sea foam green eyes and an awesome tattoo on his forehead.

"This is Sabuku no Gaara" the loud blonde putting his right hand on the boy's shoulder.

The young man didn't give any sort of acknowledgement to the new girl, he just stared at her.

"Yeah… he doesn't talk much" Naruto followed up upon seeing Sakura's confused look.

'Clearly,' Inner Sakura scoffed before continuing with, 'but he is still super sexy'.

Naruto moved on to the next person, a young man who had dark black hair shaped sort of like a duck's butt and coal black eyes. He had elegant features, but gave off an air of arrogance.

'Holy shit! This guy has got to be the hottest we have seen today!' Inner screamed in a lustful tone.

'Sure, he looks good, but I don't do arrogant assholes' Sakura retorted annoyed.

"That is the bastard, Uchiha Sasuke" Naruto said pointing to haughty male that Sakura's Inner deemed 'the hottest'.

"Hn" Sasuke grunted peering at the bubblegum headed beauty.

'Did that asshole really just grunt at me?! What the hell?!' Sakura thought baffled at the attractive onyx haired jerk.

"This shy girl is Hyuuga Hinata" the blonde boy addressed putting his arm around a pretty mid-night blue haired girl. The girl had pale skin and striking pearl eyes.

"Hinata-Chan! Your eyes are just beautiful! I have never seen such unique eyes" Sakura complimented smiling at the shy girl.

"T-thank you S-Sakura-San" Hinata thanked giving a small smile.

"That over there is Hinata-Chan's cousin Neji" Naruto introduced jabbing his thumb over to a handsome brown haired boy who had similar features to that of his cousin.

The addressed male nodded his head toward Sakura but gave no indication of moving to actually greet her. Then a young man showed up with a dirty-blonde girl walking behind him.

"Hey guys what's up" the boy said before noticing Sakura.

"Oh hello there gorgeous, you know what would make your life? A date with" the chocolate haired male started before he was shut up with by the other girl.

"Oh Kankuro leave the poor girl alone. Hi hon, I'm Temari Gaara's and this idiot's elder sister" Temari stated winking one of her teal eyes at the roseate.

"Ahem, before I was so rudely interrupted by my annoying sis, I was going to say that a date with me would make your life" Kankuro said flashing Sakura assumed was a smile that was supposed to make her fall head over heels.

Sakura couldn't help but bust out laughing at this guy's attempts to "woo" her. She's had many guys put the moves on her, but none of them were quite as comical as this one. The coral headed girl laughed so hard her eyes were watering and her sides felt like they were going to split open. Everyone around though the sound was positively charming. This Haruno Sakura was something else.

Calming herself down Sakura properly introduced herself to Temari and Kankuro. "My name is Sakura and thanks, but no thanks, Kankuro-San. I am not looking for a boyfriend right now. Plus, I don't really want to go out with someone who is mean to their sister" Sakura teased giving the brunette a wink.

Temari's eyes sparkled with joy as if she found her long lost sister. She then proceeded to glomp Sakura practically squeezing the life out of the cute girl.

"C-can't breathe Temari" Sakura choked out with the very little air she had.

"Oh-I'm sorry Sakura" Temari said letting the pinkette go.

"It's cool" Sakura reassured smiling at her many new friends.

Right then a woman with long ebony hair strolled in. She was wearing a white tank-top dress that reached just above the knees that she paired with red pumps. The heels matched the woman's vermilion eyes.

"Good morning class, I am so sorry that I am late" the woman apologized reaching the mahogany desk at the front of the class. "All of the social studies teachers had to have a conference this morning and it ran over a little bit" the woman continued looking up at her class.

"Anyways, we have a new student today. Ms. Haruno Sakura, yes?" Kurenai asked glancing at the pink haired girl sitting next to Sasuke and Hinata.

"Oh, yes ma'am" Sakura answered the teacher.

"How about you come up to the front and introduce yourself" the black haired teacher said motioning to the little circle that Sakura presumed she did her lessons.

"Umm yeah, okay" Sakura nodded walking up to where Kurenai told her to go.

"Hi everyone, my name is Sakura. I just moved here from Amegakure on Monday of last week. I love to write and read and I have a small passion for theatre. I also love to watch anime and Korean Dramas" the lovely new girl introduced giving the class a stunning smile.

Confident that she was done, Sakura walked back to the seat she had chosen at the beginning of class next to the human ice-cube and the timid Hyuuga female.

"Thank you Sakura-San" Kurenai said before continuing, "Okay class let's begin where we left off. Does anyone remember what we were discussing during class yesterday" the woman asked looking around the room for raised hands.

Immediately Naruto shot his hand up in confidence.

"Okay Naruto" Kurenai addressed the blonde boy.

"We were learning about the United States of…er… Ramen?" the azure-eyed boy stated as his conviction faltered near the end.

Kurenai-Sensei rolled her crimson eyes and shook her head at the male's idiocy. "Not quite Naruto, but you were close" she said as Naruto made his way towards his seat with a look of defeat.

Sakura awkwardly patted the boy's back with hope that it would help his ego.

"Anybody else have an answer?" Kurenai asked scanning the room again. This time she picked someone that didn't have their hand up.

"Hinata? Do you know what we're studying" the woman questioned with an encouraging smile.

The blunette nodded her head, "we w-were studying-g the United S-States of A-America" the girl stuttered out looking a little faint.

"Good Hinata. Yes, we are going over the United States of American and we are going to be going over the Revolutionary War today" Kurenai announced walking to her computer to put the lecture notes on the screen as she read them aloud.


Sakura had always enjoyed History, it was one of her favorite subjects. She was good at remembering dates and significant people, but today she was having trouble focusing. She kept feeling like there were eyes on her. To make sure she wasn't going crazy, Sakura glanced around the room and was met with 15 pairs of eyes. All of the boys in Kurenai-Sensei's class were staring at her.

Right as she was about to question them, they all turned back to the front of the room.

'Uhh… Okay then….' The roseate thought puzzled. 'Why does it seem like all these boys like me or something?' she questioned confused.

'DUH! It's because they are appreciating our sexiness! They were checking us out!' Inner Sakura screamed excitedly. Sakura just tuned her out and tried to refocus on the lesson.

The lesson concluded earlier than Kurenai had planned so she told everyone about the homework, which was to read and take notes on chapter 8, then let the student's converse in low voices for the remainder of class.

"Hey Sakura" Ino started, "what's the rest of your schedule look like" she asked looking at the pinkette.

"Let's see" Sakura answered pulling the white sheet of paper out of her back pocket.

"It looks like I have AP English with Kakashi-Sensei" Sakura stated looking over the wording.

"Wow you must be really smart! You'll have Neji with you and our other friends Tenten and Shikamaru in that class along with a lot of creepy seniors" the pretty blonde warned.

Before Sakura got to ask what exactly Ino meant by 'creepy seniors', she was addressed by her sweet and shy new friend.

"W-what about your third hour, S-Sakura-Chan?" the timid girl questioned quietly.

"Umm… I have art with Anko-Sensei" the coral haired girl proclaimed nodding to her blue headed friend.

"YAY YOU'LL HAVE ART WITH ME AND HINA-CHAN!" Ino squealed like a school girl.

"That's great Ino but next time don't scream so loud I think my ear is bleeding" Sakura claimed rubbing her ears.

"Whoops, sorry girl" the cerulean-eyed girl apologized sheepishly.

"Its fine" the viridian-eyed girl assured her blonde friend.

"Hey what about your fourth hour" Naruto asked.

Before Sakura got to answer the handsome boy the bell rang signaling that it was time for second period. Neji came up to Sakura saying, "I will take you to your next class" and then walking out the door.

Sakura stared after him bewildered for a few seconds before running to catch up to the Hyuuga male. She finally caught up to him a little winded, 'man he sure walks fast' the coral haired girl praised in her head.

While they were walking along Sakura tried to start a conversation with the chocolate haired boy. She began with simply asking, "So what do you guys do for fun here? Anything particularly exciting?"

The white-eyed boy glanced at her before replying "sometimes" in a flat and bored tone.

Undeterred Sakura pressed on, "Oh, like what", she queried hoping for more of an answer this time.

"School dances, parties, the like. Pretty much anything you can find in any other school" he responded.

Sakura almost jumped for joy, he actually gave her more than a half-assed one-word response. They were making a little bit of progress.

'Progress? Pfft, at this rate you might be on his friends list by the end of our senior year' Inner Sakura deadpanned.

'Just you wait, we'll be friends by the end of tomorrow' Sakura retorted and Inner disappeared for the time being.

"We're here" Neji said nodding his head to the classroom on their right.

"Oh, thank you Neji-San" Sakura thanked with a bright smile. She was greeted with unexpected tiny, almost nonexistent smile by the young man who led her to class. Sakura wished she could have gotten a picture because something tells her those aren't common.

Right then a girl with cocoa-colored hair styled in twin buns and matching brown eyes walks up. Followed by a boy who coffee-colored hair that was piled right on top of his head and coal colored eyes.

"Hey Neji" the girl hailed the male next to Sakura. "Who's this" the girl asked noticing the pinkette.

"Hi! I'm Sakura" the emerald-eyed girl answered sticking out her hand to shake.

The brunette girl shook her hand smiling a cheeky grin. "Nice to meet you! I'm Tenten and this is Shikamaru" the bun-headed young woman said pointing her finger at the boy next to her.

Shikamaru nodded his head in acknowledgement and then yawned, he looked unbelievably bored. He was handsome in a rugged sort of way Sakura thought, but she giggled when she realized that his hair style reminded her of a pineapple.

The bubblegum headed beauty's snickering caused her to get quizzical stares from the other three teenagers all standing around her.

"S-sorry" Sakura said slightly gasping for air.

Everyone just shook it off and the Tenten asked, "Hey Sakura, do you want to sit next to me? There is an empty seat on my left side".

Sakura nodded her head, "Yeah I would like that a lot. I won't have to scramble for a seat now" she accepted following the other people into the classroom.

The class where several seniors will FIGHT for her attention.

Mission Status (IN PROGRESS): Haruno Sakura is currently being welcomed to Hell.


Well what did you think? It went from 2700 words to about 4300 words. I put in a lot more detail and I'm pretty proud of myself. Anyways, thank you again I would very much appreciate it if I received some constructive criticism on my writing. NO FLAMES. I hope you enjoyed and will continue on with this story.