3 days later…..
'Ugh, this is so boring!' Shikamaru complained.
'Iruka, this is all so repetitive!' yelled Kiba.
Naruto's hands fell from the position they were in and looked down at his shoes.
'Quiet down,' Iruka went to shut the classroom door, 'Good timing class, I was just about to change things up a little. As you know, you are supposed to be drawing the human figure. I know drawing clothes and such is hard but when it comes to drawing hair, shadows and muscles there is no comparison. Okay Naruto,' he finished.
Naruto silently smirked to himself. This is what he was good at, but he must not show pleasure while doing it, for this wasn't the time or the place. Slowly he began to…
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…strip. This man was stripping. Suddenly his teachers' words made sense. Sasuke's thoughts were abruptly cut off as the blonde wriggled out of his shirt. He inhaled sharply. The mans' chest was covered in large bruises, deep purple in colour. Sasuke could count almost all of Naruto's ribs, he was so scrawny. What profession could he possibly have to give him so many bruises? At that moment, Sasuke felt something wet and sticky on his arm. He wrinkled up his nose and looked up. Neji was drooling at the blonde, who at the moment was stepping out of his pants.
'Disgusting horny retard,' Sasuke thought to himself, using the sleeve of Neji's coat to wipe the spit off his arm.
'Look at him Sasuke, my gosh he is gorgeous! Those eyes. That hair! Ooh if I could only get my hands on his hair…' Neji gawked.
'Did it ever occur to you that not every hot guy you meet is as gay or horny as you?' Sasuke mused.
'Only you Sasuke,' Neji replied expressing the 'uke'.
Sasuke glared at his companion, 'Well at least I don't display it so freely.'
'Oh yes you do! I bought you a shirt for your birthday stating thoroughly "I'm gay and horny. Deal with it." I believe it was pink…you wear it every time we go drinking….'
Sasuke's eyes narrowed, 'I hate you.'
Neji smiled smugly, 'I know, but you love me,' gaining a questioning look from Sasuke which Neji ignored, 'you love me or else you couldn't be talking to me.'
Sasuke huffed and turned to face a wall opposite of Neji. At Naruto. Who was removing his boxers. Oh. My. God.
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Naruto felt all eyes turn to him as he removed the last article of clothing. He could hardly contain his laughter. There people reacted to the oddest of things….He turned to face the teacher.
'Alright, Mr. Iruka, I'm ready!'
