Chapter 2: Auditions

(A/N) OK here is the next chapter. Nobody reviewed and that ticked me off. Maybe you thought it was too short but anyway, here is the next chapter I promised and everyone, please review this time! I will send you gift baskets with cookies and muffins and weird things if you do!

Darry seated everyone in a circle in his backyard. "Okay," he said, getting out his clipboard. "Now you all know that Bob Fancypants Sheldon thinks he is better then us Greasers JUST because he has clean hair." Everyone shook their heads at this.

"So, I think that it would be smart to see who has talent here and who doesn't," he finished, looking at Dally. He rolled his eyes. "Darry that was ONE time!" Darry sighed and continued. "If anyone thinks they have some sort of talent please don't hesitate to sign up."

He passed the clipboard around. Steve, Soda and Two-Bit whispered something amongst each other. Soda waved his hand frantically in the air making sounds that really didn't belong in that situation.

Darry, now annoyed turned at an eager Sodapop and yelled "What can you possibly want to make you act like this?" Soda began to cry and Steve rocked him back and forth in his arms while he was telling Sodapop in hushed whispers what he caught the oldest Curtis brother doing in his spare time. Soda became wide eyed and just before Darry could figure out what happened, Tim's disgusting voice interrupted his thoughts. "Darry, shouldn't we showcase our talents for you?"

Darry took this into consideration. "Oh, what the heck! Let's go for it!" Darry sat in his director's chair that he stole from a hobo because that's how filthy and pathetic he was. Stealing from a hobo, I mean seriously! Who would stoop that low? Anyway he called out the first person to audition, who was Ponyboy.

"Hey y'all," Pony boy called from the microphone on the stage (which was actually a large picnic table Darry stole from a Soc's house he was roofing). "This song goes out to Blake Lively who is way hotter than Leighton Meester." He began to sing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake. Despite the fact of how lame the performance was, the greasers tough he was pretty good. He was in.

Johnny and Dallas stepped up on the picnic table. Dallas took the microphone. "OK this WAS supposed to be a group of three but a certain PONBOY just happened to think that Blake is hotter than Leighton which is

totally not true." Johnny grabbed the microphone from Dallas. "So in honor of Leighton, we would like to dedicate this song to her. Turn the music up," he commanded.

They took of their robes and immerged in leotards with one sleeve off. They began dancing to Single Ladies. When they finished, everyone was opened mouthed and gave them a standing ovation.

The next few performances were pretty crappy. The last group to perform was none other than Steve, Two Bit and Sodapop. But as they were about to perform, the hobo Darry stole from chased Darry out of the city and he wasn't anywhere to be seen since that night. No one really cared anyway because let's face it, Darry sucked.

After everyone was dismissed, Dally and Johnny went over to a Holiday Inn even though they couldn't afford it and accidentally got the honeymoon suite, giving people the wrong ideas, but those people were sick freaks.

Steve, Two-Bit and Sodapop had the house to themselves after kicking Ponyboy out. They had to finish beautifying themselves for the big day. Steve was in charge of the manicures and pedicures, Two-Bit was in charge of the facials and Soda was in charge of the hair. They had to have a mask on, cotton between their toes and towels on their heads. They fell asleep with a blindfold on and the song they were dancing to the next day playing on the stereo.

Ponyboy found salvation sleeping with a half dead possum under a bridge. As if that wasn't bad enough, a hobo name Rumpelstilskin kept asking Ponyboy if he wanted to go to his place to have a good time. Ponyboy, having the wrong idea, bitch slapped Rumpelstilskin across the face. Little did Pony know that all Rumpel wanted was to dance the Polka.

Darry was still being chased by that hobo. Yup. Darry, being the psychotic moron he is, just didn't want to give up the chicken wing he stole along with the chair back to its rightful owner.

(A/N) What will happen in at the talent show? Will Rumpelstilskin ever leave Pony alone? And why won't Darry give back the chicken wing? Reviews are welcome :D