Summary: Ever wondered how Mello eats all that chocolate and still manages to keep a sexy body? Matty will tell you!!
Random Fact for today: Chocolate actually makes you pee...?
Some people have informed me of my mistake, so Mello is here to fix it and to poke some fun at Matt :3
Big thanks to ClOuDs-N-rAiNbOwS for helping me fix my mistakes!! It's greatly appreciated!
Matt was busily playing away at his new game he had gotten some time before (in fact this was his fourth time playing it). He was quite content with the silence inside his apartment that day save the beeps. But he had turned the volume on his DS quite low so he could hardly hear them anyways. Matt smiled to himself; nothing like a whole night of gaming with nobody to disturb you! Well, that's at least what he thought before hand.
His door burst open with a loud fwoosh. Matt took a quick glance at it to stare as his blonde friend, then sighed and continued to play his game. So much for a quiet night of gaming. Mello's hair was mussed, sticking up in several places from the exceptionally strong wind that whistled outside. His face was bright with excitement and anticipation.
"Matty!" he exclaimed. "Haha! You were wrong!"
"I know, I should have run away from that Pidgey... " Matt mumbled back absentmindedly. "Now I'm dead. Damn."
"No no! Not that! The chocolate, the poop, the- the everything!" Mello threw off his shoes and ran over to the redhead, stealing away his game and shutting it off, carelessly throwing it onto the couch. Matt lunged for it with a small cry but Mello prevented him from getting up. Matt sat back down reluctantly and stared into Mello's eyes, and gestured for him to continue. Mello smiled.
"You fed Near and I false information, you dumbass!" he said loudly. "Chocolate doesn't make you poop a lot."
"Oh?" was all that Matt said, and listened as his excited friend went on.
"It actually makes you pee!" Mello gave off a little smirk and a giggle. "So you were wrong. I think you were thinking of a laxative."
Matt smirked a little. "Too bad chocolate has that effect on your body-"
"Actually it doesn't. Your mistaken again! Chocolate has the opposite effect, in fact. And while chocolate does contain theobromine and phene... phene-whatever, that just makes you happy. In more than one way."
"Ahh... and where'd you get all this information?" Matt queried. He again tried to reach for his game, not really interested at all in what Mello had to say, because honestly, those poo jokes were long over and he didn't care anymore. Mello held him down again.
"I looked it all up in the library."
"Mello at a library? Geez, that's something you don't hear everyday."
"Shut up! Anyways," Mello continued, taking a piece of paper out of his pocket. "There are also beneficial effects that chocolate can have on your body, unlike your bad habits. Anticancer, brain stimulator, cough preventor, etc."
"Mhm."
"So you can stop making all these poo jokes now and I can live in peace knowing that you were wrong and I was right." Mello relaxed and lay down on the floor in satisfaction. Matt let out a small chuckle.
"I'll still keep on believing that chocolate has some sort of... poopy effect on your body. You do take a long time in the bathroom sometimes."
"Okay sure. Keep believing in something that's wrong. Your loss."
"I will, don't worry."
Mello sighed but couldn't help but let out a small smile. "And that, babe, is why you ranked third."
-the end
So it's all fixed!! Right? RIGHT?? D:
Hope you enjoyed x)
