A/N: Thanks for the reviews on the last chapter! Yeah, I know, it wasn't that funny, but it's going to get funnier, just wait!

Chapter 2

"OMGWTFGRILLEDCHICKENSANDWICH, what are you doing here, Jack?"

"What, are you saying I can't check on my daughter?"

"OHEMGEE JACK YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER GOSH!" I shouted angrily.

"EXCUSE ME, BUT WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE YOU CALLED ME 'DAD'."

"WELL THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE MY DAD." I shouted back. "I WAS LITTLE THEN."

I crossed my arms. "Now, what's the real reason to came here?"

He looked serious. "I've come to talk about something that happened in your past."

"My... past?" I started messing with my horns, something I always did when I was nervous.

"Remember when I told you that you weren't like other trolls, that you weren't born from a mother grub?"

"Yes. Are you saying that was a lie?"

"No. Not at all." He said. "You see, I... killed your mother and kidnapped you."

I didn't know what was going through my mind, but at that moment I unleashed all I had on him. I manipulated him to beat himself up. I bashed him against the walls with my psionic abilities. I communed with my lusus to brutally attack him. I was about to finish him off, when he poofed away.

I stared at all the blood splattered everywhere. I had never seen this color blood before. It was bright red, like candy. Was Jack some sort of mutant?

Then I looked over and noticed that he had torn up my Troll Justin Bieber poster!

"NOOOO! JUSTIN!" I sat down and wept for exactly 10 minutes and 25 seconds.

And then, questions arose. Who was my mother? And why would Jack want to kidnap me?