Chapter 2/ Off to the Mansion
The driver stopped in front of the forest next to the highway. "Okay then, call me when your done!" She smiled.
Everyone plopped out the vehicle and took a glance at the deep thick woods that they were in front of.
"What time is it?" Ruka asked.
"Time for you to get a watch!!" Aido teased.
"If I had a tactic right now, the first thing I would do is kill you!!" She threatened. (What Ruka means is if she had a power then she would kill Aido on the spot. Well in this story she doesn't! )
"Wow…I'm so scared…" He said dully.
"Enough." Kaname ended the fight before something else happens.
"Eleven thirty." Zero groaned.
"Want to just wait?" Kain questioned.
"The walk is pretty long…" Shiki said enthusiastically. That made the crew even brighter.
"Okay then! If by the time we get there, it'll be twelve." Yuki said excitedly.
"Not exactly…"Rima sang.
"Why not?" She raised and eyebrow.
"Because…"
"Because…?"
"BECAUSE it wont be exact. We may not get there EXACTLY on time BECAUSE of him." Rima pointed directly at Aido who was hiding behind Kain.
"Cold." Ichijo said coolly.
"Shush!!!" Aido growled.
"Can we just go in?" Zero was getting impatient.
Kaname entered first. Then Yuki followed. Zero of coarse tried to lead in front. Ruka, who was clutched around Kain followed along. Aido did same. Ichijo skipped along and Shiki and Rima entered last.
It was exactly 11:45. The nine vampires were pretty close together like something was going to happen. Aido was in the middle of the group…Duh.
When they were in the middle of the forest, Aido jumped. "I heard something…"
"Your just over reacting…" Ruka sighed. But suddenly they heard a bush rustle.
"What's that…?" Shiki was now looking around.
"The bush rustling…DUH!" Aido said sarcastically.
Shiki thwacked Aido in the head. "Stupid! I know that!" Yuki and Rima giggled.
"Oh wow Aido! You seem like your not even scared…" Ichijo smirked.
"I wasn't always the chicken in this oasis!!" Aido laughed.
"BOO!" Zero crept behind Aido and scared him.
"!!!!!!!" Aido yelled. His yell was more like a girl seeing a cockroach.
"Ahahahahaaaa!!!" Zero was cracking up now. Kaname did the same. Kain, Shiki and Ichijo chuckled. Ruka, Yuki, and Rima were laughing so hard Rima ended up coughing and Ruka had to help her control herself.
"Man…aha…ha…"Zero tried to stop laughing. "Oh my…god…hahaha…dude! With that scream I bet you can scare away any ghost that dares coming near. Your like a screaming menace! Ahahaha!" Zero held his tummy. "Ouch! My tummy hurts."
"Its not funny!! You scared the chizz out of me!!" Aido whined.
"Yeah but it was a good one too!" Shiki wiped a tear away from his eye.
"He was like 'AHHHHH' and we were like 'AHAHAHA!!' that was funny man!" Ichijo acted the whole scene out.
"Enough…Haha…Lets keep moving." Kaname said.
Everyone kept moving. Aido was still clutched around Kain. They walked further in the woods. Everyone was quiet until Aido brought something up.
"Ruka stop filling up on me." Aido murmured.
"What the hell? What are you talking about?" Ruka questioned.
Now everyone was looking at Ruka.
"Wow Ruka…I didn't know you were like that." Rima grinned.
"Wha- I didn't do anything I swear!" Ruka panicked.
"Come on baby don't be like that." Aido snickered.
"AIDO!" Everyone in the group yelled.
"Oh gosh! Chill guys! I really didn't mean that for real!" Aido said quickly. "So if Ruka didn't touch my ass then who did?"
"A gay ghost…" Zero coughed.
"Wow…a gay ghost filling up on Aido? That's hard to imagine." Kain snickered.
"Shut up! Your just jealous that I'm good enough to be groped and not you!" Aido laughed evilly.
"Oooooh." Zero and Kaname said together.
Rima pretended to barf. Then Rima led out. "You better watch out before the ghost takes a step further and next thing you know you lose your virginity…"Rima looked away. Shiki had a surprised expression on his face. Like in his head he was saying 'Wow…'
"Dang! Losing your virginity is weird man!" Ichijo gave Aido a little punch on the shoulder.
"Whatever."
They started walking again. "Are we there yet?" Aido pouted.
"Almost." Shiki sighed.
Woo-oooh Wooot
An owl perched on a tree branch. Aido stuttered a little.
"Dude it's only an owl." Kain snickered.
"I know but they creep me out! Did you know that their heads can turn 360 degrees?!" Aido was fascinated with science now.
"…" Kain said nothing.
But Zero stopped on a path. "Hey guys," Zero whispered. "Look, up ahead…I think I see something glowing."
Yuki squinted her eyes. "Oh my god…is that a ghost?" Everyone was frozen.
"Huh? Ghost? Where?" Aido tried to squeeze threw . When he was threw, Aido saw the white figure standing right in front of them. About 20 feet away. "Gaaaa….AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Aido yelled. "GHOSTS!!!!! GHOSTS!!!!"
"Shush!!!" Rima demanded. But It was to late. Aido took off running. "Aido!! Stop!" Aido dragged poor Kain with him. Ruka made a run for it too. But before Rima could say anything else, Aido made the biggest gas bubble any of the vampires have ever heard. His fart was humongous 'KABOOOOOSH!'
"That sure will scare away the ghosts…"Zero said under his breath.
There was little snickers.
"Uhhh….g-guys…l-look there." Yuki nudged Kaname's shirt.
"Yes Yuki?" Kaname looked at the direction Yuki was pointing at.
The ghost had its hand out like a mummy. It was walking towards them. The group took a step back but it kept moving ahead. "Uhhh….should we run?" Ichijo asked nervously.
"Naw…It wont do anything." Zero made a face.
"Are you sure about that?" Shiki raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah. Ghosts wont do anything to you…Their only job is to haunt and scare people." Zero replied.
Zero walked towards the ghost in a white gown. When he was close enough Zero turned to the group. "See perfectly harmless." Zero smirked. He was only 2 feet away from it.
But then The ghost got close enough that it had a firm grip on Zero and aimed at his neck. "What the heck?! Let me go you Bastard!!" He ran for it.
"So does that mean we run?" Ichijo scratched his head.
"Yes!" They all took off.
Shiki held Rima's hand incase she tripped or anything. (Awww!! 3 I bet he did that on purpose so he could hold her tiny hands!!! WAHA!)
When there was no sign of any blood sucking ghosts around, They finally met up with Kain, Aido, and Ruka, who were taking long hard breaths.
"You guys ran too…? Eh?" Ruka got one hand and went threw her hair.
"Yeah…Zero almost got bit by a spirit and poor Kain got dragged." Yuki made a pout face.
"Yeah well…it was worth the run." Kain Laughed.
"Man! This sucks! How are we going to go to the mansion if we cant even get passed one ghost?" Zero complained.
"I don't think its there anymore…" Kaname said.
"Sure! Sure! Whatever!" Zero snorted.
"But if I see that ghost again…I'm not taking any chances!" Aido yelled.
"Yeah sure do whatever but we might leave you behind sooo…good luck with that." Shiki rolled his eyes.
It was back to normal for them. Aido went back to the routine of holding onto Kain's arm. They were almost there to the mansion and it was past midnight. Until Aido had to start something else disturbing and got everyone else off guard.
Aido had a tight grip on Kain and was jumping up and down like he was humping Kain. "Uh…Aido…what are you doing?" Kain froze.
"Ewwwww…" Yuki laughed. "Aido is raping Kain!!!"
"Man…Aido…Sheesh…Didn't think you were actually gay…" Ichijo gave out a deep breath.
"I got to go tinkle!!!" Aido held his part below his hips and above his knees (I made it even more specific so it would make more scenes.).
"Well don't tell us…go take the spill." Rima waved her hands delicately.
"I got to go too." Ichijo pointed out.
"If you guys need to go then go!!! No need to tell us." Ruka yelled.
But then before the girls could say anything else, all the boys, especially Kaname, ran somewhere to do 1. (For all the readers that don't know what '1' means I'll tell you! It means…well…don't know how to spill it to you appropriately but…to pee. And 2 is a different story…yeah…why don't you ask someone about that definition! TEEHEE!!)
"Pathetic…" Those were Yuki's words.
"Well if a guys got to go, a guys got to go!" Ruka laughed.
But then the three female vampires heard something inappropriate.
"Ahhhh……that feels soooooooooooo gooooooood….." Aido said happily.
The three covered their eyes immediately. "Oh my God! AIDO! You were supposed to pee down hill!!" Rima said while covering her eyes.
"Wha- DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEE!!" Aido said sarcastically. He was 20 ft. away from them.
Shiki came back from his restroom break. "Where's Aido?" He asked.
"Aido takes really long restroom breaks." Kain sighed.
"Hmmm…nice to know." Ruka made a funny face.
Bzzzzzzzz….Bzzzzzzzz….Rima's phone vibrated.
"Aren't you going to answer it?" Ichijo asked.
"Who would be calling me at this time of hour?" Rima questioned. "Hello?"
But Rima only heard someone breathing.
"Ahhh…" Rima led out a light scream. She threw her phone somewhere, not caring where it landed. She hugged Shiki like she just saw a ghost.
Everyone was staring at her. "What happened? Who called?" Shiki asked trying to comfort her.
"I don't know but no one was answering." She sounded frightened.
"Hey guys!! Look at what I found in the bushes!! A PHONE! Heh!" Aido was done with his potty break.
Shiki stared at him like he was an idiot. Rima looked at him hopelessly and still had a tight grip around Shiki.
After all the drama, they finally made it to the mansion. But this was only the beginning of all she nail biting, Laugh out loud, and Aido getting hurt…somehow…of the story! This is where all the drama begins!
OMG!!! I'm soooooooo sorry!!! I just found out I was able to finish it!!! SO SORRY!! I was just studying my butt off for the exam and I got done!! Homework and Reviews were everywhere!!! BUT BE HAPPY THAT I FINISHED IT!!!!!! I HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!! PLZ REVIEW!!! The next chapter will come out shortly!!! TEEHEE 3
