Chapter 2: It's Normal, Right? Wrong!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Or Kamichama Karin. They belong to their respective owners.
Pig-chan: Well, I got one review so far, yay! *does Carmelldansen*
Jac-chan: No, WE got a review! *hits Pig-chan*
Pig-chan: Stop! Okay, fine! We got a review! Happy?
Jac-chan: Yes. Thanks StarPrincess999 for reviewing! :D Now on with the story!
Pig-chan: Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that here Karin and Yuzu are in high school or something. We apologize if there is any OOCness or bashing. READ!*both begin dancing the Carmelldansen*
Karin POV
I just came home from soccer practice. I wasn't expecting Orihime to be there. Or what she would do to me and Yuzu. I don't think it could have gotten worse.
"Karin-chan! Yuzu-chan! Can you try this out for me?" Orihime asked.
I stand corrected. That would make it worse. Wait. I thought she was supposed to be out shopping for things. I dunno, food that ends up as stomach bombs. Or clothes for the wedding. I sweat-dropped.
"Sure…" Yuzu said.
Orihime handed us two glasses. It looked like tea. The ice-cold kind, not the hot ones. I slowly took a sip. The last thing I remember is Yuzu saying something about the drink.
Normal POV
Karin and Yuzu took one sip of the drink, thinking it was tea. They were wrong.
"Hey…what you put in it," Karin slurred.
"My stomach tickles," Yuzu said.
They both giggled. Orihime looked pleased and continued drinking from hers.
"Isn't it good?" she asked.
Karin and Yuzu looked at each other and burst into laughter. They were grinning ear to ear. Ichigo entered the kitchen.
"Yuzu? Karin? Are you two okay?" he asked.
"Yep…" Karin said.
"Never better," Yuzu finished.
They continued giggling. Ichigo saw they were holding two cups that were filled with tea.
"Are you two drunk?" he asked.
"Maybe…" they said.
"Hey! Hey! I saw this one kid and he had white hair! He was like ' I'm not a grade schooler'," Karin laughed. "He was too a grade schooler."
"I found Bostov in Ichigo's room while I was cleaning. Hahahaha! Ichigo plays with dollies," Yuzu yelled.
Ichigo turned to Orihime. "Did you make the drink, Orihime?"
She nodded. "It tastes good, would you like some Kurosaki-kun?"
"No." he answered immediately.
Karin and Yuzu stood up and started dancing. They danced the "Carmelldansen". Eventually, they collapsed, stood up, and danced again.
Rukia rushed down. She pulled our her camcorder and started recording them. "This will be great!" After she finished recording, she ran back upstairs into Ichigo's closet, saying "This will kill them when they see this!"
Ichigo facepalmed. He turned to Orihime and asked "What did you put in the drinks?" He sounded furious.
"Well…I put in apple juice, peanut butter, cinnamon, butternut squash, watermelons, durian*, and pineapple juice."
"You WHAT?"
"Oh! I think I also put in coconut juice, honey, cheese, gravy, and vinegar. Why do you ask?"
Ichigo smashed his head through the wall. "I think you made them drunk."
"Oopsies. Well it tastes good. Would you like some Kurosaki-kun? I made extra, just in case they wanted more or if you wanted some."
Ichigo made two more holes in the wall.
"Help me lead them to their room. They might have a hangover like drunks. Considering they ARE drunk."
He grabbed Karin's wrist and slowly led her up the stairs.
"ICHIGOOOOOOO! Do you know Toshiro? He's a grade schooler! He's just like you! He's got a sword and everything!" Karin slurred.
"Wooooooooooaaaaaaah!"
Karin tripped. The juice she was holding flew onto Ichigo's face, juice going into his mouth. His eyes widened, he collapsed. He sat right back up and just sat there. Drool was dripping out of his mouth.
(A/N / Pig-chan: Hot, right? Yeah, I totally love ichigo and toshiro. Jac-chan doesn't though.)
"Bostov, where are YOUUUUUUUU?" Yuzu yelled. "Ne, Karin? Did I give him away to that one kid?"
"What kid? Do you mean Toshiro? Or that one kid from…" Karin stopped and began drooling.
"I mean that one kid!" Yuzu was now pointing at the fly above her. Then she, too, was drooling.
"I like pretty cheeses…" Ichigo stated. Then he pointed at Orihime. "You! Do you hate me?*" He went back to drooling, leaving Orihime thinking about what she should make for dinner.
Yuzu, Karin, and Ichigo were all drunk. Orihime just sat there, happily drinking the unusual concoction. Rukia could be heard near the drunk trio. Cackling like a maniac. Recording the famous substitute shinigami as a drunk.
~*TIME SKIP (about 5 hours later)*~
Karin POV
My head hurts. I blacked out right after drinking the tea. What's weird about it was that I could see myself being drunk, and hearing what I said about Toshiro.
Yuzu POV
My head really hurt. I don't think I want to go through that again. I promised I won't drink alcohol, but I wonder if that's what a hangover was.
Ichigo POV
My head hurts. I didn't remember anything after Karin tripped. Rukia showed us (Karin, Yuzu, and me) the video of us drunk. Wow. I will never drink alcohol. Maybe.
Normal POV
At dinner, Orihime opted to make dinner. No one complained because they were all suffering from headaches. Even Isshin (let's just say he had a bad day *grins evilly*). She made something almost normal.
~*TIME SKIP (after dinner)*~
Karin POV
I think that the Kurosaki family will never eat normal food again, unless Yuzu cooks. She couldn't today because she said she had a bad headache. Do you think that means that we'll have to constantly eat that woman's toxic waste- I mean food. Well good-night! (not)
*The asterisks*
Pig-chan: this was really hard to write cuz I used a lot of asterisks. When they encased something it was an action.
Durian*: a very stinky, spikey fruit grown in southeast asia. Considered king of fruits. Jac-chan loves it, Pig-chan hates it (it stinks. For more info go to Wikipedia).
You! Do you hate me?*: I think it was something kazune said to Karin when he was drunk (kamichama Karin episode 20).
Pig-chan: That was a lot of typing. So many references.
Jac-chan: We will take any suggestions.
Pig-chan: If you have any food for torture please send! Also, try to keep it unperverted. Jac-chan and my minds are too innocent for it. Well, maybe mildly perverted…
Jac-chan: Shut up already! Don't forget to review! Hit that box that says 'review'
Pig-chan: BYE BYE!
