EPISODE 1 Round 2
"Welcome BACK!" Pebblefeather yowled over the thundering noise of the cat crowd. "We're down to our two remaining contestants; Mothwing and Sorreltail!"
The cat crowd went crazy as they cheered for the two remaining contestants.
"Now," Pebblefeather meowed, "who would like to go first?"
"I do! I DO!" Mothwing screeched viciously. "IDOIDOIDOIDO!"
"Shut UP!" Sorreltail shouted. "You're making my ears go crazy!"
"The question is…" Pebblefeather ignored Sorreltail completely. "…Why don't YOU believe in StarClan?"
Silence.
"Uhh…" Mothwing looked uncertain. "…Hey! How do you know that I don't believe in StarClan?"
"I can read!" Pebblefeather replied. "According to Erin Hunter, (Page 249 The New Prophecy: Starlight) you don't believe in StarClan."
"I don't like Erin Hunter now," Mothwing complained. "But I'll answer it anyway to win the prize." She blinked then declared, "I don't believe in StarClan because Hawkfrost laid the moth's wing in front of the medicine cat entrance. Mudclaw insisted it was from StarClan, but it wasn't, and then I realised that StarClan was nothing more than uhh…religious belief."
"CORRECT!" Pebblefeather yowled.
"That's unfair," Sorreltail complained. "That's a question about her. She's bound to know!"
"But Brokenstar didn't know how old he was when he died," Mothwing pointed out. "He's a mouse-brain if he didn't know."
"You're turn," Pebblefeather meowed. "The question is; How many lives does Firestar have right now?"
"That was my previous question, you stupid mouse-brain!" Sorreltail exclaimed.
Pebblefeather looked dumbfounded.
"You just got 'pwned', Mothwing meowed.
Pebblefeather looked slightly embarrassed when the cat crowd began to laugh their heads off (I mean, literally, because their heads are ACTUALLY falling off right now). "Fine!" she snapped. "The question is; Who killed Hawkfrost?"
"Only Leafpool and Firestar know that!" Sorreltail protested. "Mothwing got the easy question!"
"Bad luck," Mothwing replied cheekily.
"Just answer!" one of the cats in the cat crowd called out.
"FINE!" Sorreltail paced around her 'magical' chair. "I think uhh…Brambleclaw?"
"Uhh…" Pebblefeather looked uncertain. "Hold on a sec – let me look at my answers sheet." Pebblefeather skimmed through a piece of paper that she was holding on her paws.
Mothwing snapped, "You cheater! You use a SHEET of paper when you say that you READ the books, and we DON'T!"
"Who cares?" Pebblefeather asked cheerfully. "Anyways…! Yes! Sorreltail, CORRECT!"
The cat crowd cheered as Sorreltail jumped up and down with happiness. "I guessed and I got it right! In your face, MOTHWING!"
Mothwing hissed with disgust. "So BRAMBLECLAW murdered my brother," she muttered. "Good riddance."
"Aren't you happy?" Pebblefeather asked.
"Yes," Mothwing replied. "Because Hawkfrost is such a bossy furball."
Sorreltail was still hyper. "I won! I got it right!"
"You DIDN'T win," Mothwing replied. "I still got it right, right?"
Pebblefeather interrupted them. "Now we will move on to the hardest round of this episode; the Hard Round."
"Doesn't Difficult Round sound better?" Sorreltail asked. "Hard sounds so…simple."
"Whatever." Mothwing rolled her eyes.
"Please stay where you are, watching fellows," Pebblefeather announced, "for we have one last round to complete. THEN you can do whatever you want. P.S. You may want to go to the toilet now because the final round may make you uhh…pee."
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