Kim Possible:Babysitting Woes
AN: This is about when Kim Possible is very young and before the birth of Jim & Tim. I think Kim could be a holy terror if she ever wanted to be and so you're about to get a glimpse of that time. Given her 'skills' she could be quite the terror. You think Dennis the Menace was hard on babysitters? Surprises and Terror awaits! LOL!
Be brave! All you babysitters and babysitters to be should NOT read this. Just Kidding! (Maybe)
Chapter Two:
Second Victim… um, babysitter.
Part One – Future
Enemies?
(A week later at the Possible household)
Kim was watching the cheerleader finals on the TV when her parents came down the stairs. Mrs. Possible was adjusting an earring as she said to her husband just as they entered the living room, "Hon, do you have your keys?" with him smiling as he dangled the keys between his fingers, "Right here."
Kim turned her attention from the TV and says to her parents, "Mom, Dad, Can I come with you guys please?"
They look at each other for a moment before turning back to her to say, "Sorry, but the class still doesn't allow kids." Mr. Possible says, "Besides I'm sure that you'll have loads of fun with the new babysitter that your mother picked out for you."
Mrs. Possible's eyes widen and says, "Oh No… I was supposed to do that?" and Mr. Possible turns back to his wife and says, "Remember? After last time you told me that you going to take care of it yourself."
Kim thinks that this time she'll get to go and starts to jump up and down yelling "Yay! I get to go! I get to go!"
Mrs. Possible says, "Honey, where are we going to find a babysitter on such short notice again?" with Mr. Possible bringing his hand to his face as he goes into deep thought.
Both the parents found it hard to think with Kim jumping up and down while she was yelling about how she got to go over and over like a broken record, only added with the energy of a little girl.
AN: Anyone with kids can understand how hard this can be.
Suddenly Mr. Possible gets an idea and says, "I think I know just who to call!" as he raises his hand to point a finger up towards the roof.
Kim stops jumping and looks both sad and upset that she doesn't get to go with her parents again. She stands where she is with her arms crossed while at the same time she wonders who her parents were going to stick her with this time.
Mr. Possible says, "I'll be right back, I need to see if they'd be willing to baby sit." And leaves the room for the kitchen where there was a phone.
Mrs. Possible looks down at Kim and says, "Oh Kimmie, you know how I'd love to bring you along with us but I can't do that and I really have to take this class." She leans over and pats Kim on the head with a hand before she says, "Soon, I'll be done with the classes and you'll have a new brother or sister to play with."
Kim squirms on a foot and says, "When will that be?" with her mother saying, "Soon, honey but until then you must understand that I need to do what I must to take care of your brother or sister."
Kim sighs and says, "But… I don't like when you're away mommy." Before she gives her mother that sad, little girl look.
Kim's mother is about to say something when Mr. Possible comes back from the kitchen and he says, "Good news Honey, I managed to get someone to babysit."
Mrs. Possible looks at her husband and says, "Who did you get? Not another cheerleader, I hope. I swear, she was just the worse babysitter."
Mr. Possible shakes his head and says, "No, I got someone I knew from my college days."
Mrs. Possible says, "Who did you get?" and before Mr. Possible could answer the doorbell rang.
Kim ran towards the door and opened it just a little since she'd been taught to be careful of strangers at the door by her father before she then threw the door wide open as she shouted, "Ron! You're here!" Ron shouts, "KP! Boy, I'm glad to see you!" right back at her before Ron's mother says, "Hi Kim, can I see your parents please?"
Kim nods eagerly and says, "Come on in please, both of you!" before she steps out of the way to let them both in.
Ron charges into the house and runs straight to the living room with Kim right behind him, and they're both laughing because they're happy to be with each other.
Mrs. Stoppable comes in and smiles as she says, "Hi, I hope I'm not intruding but I'm afraid I'm in a bit of a pickle."
Mrs. Possible says, "What is it? How can we help?" and walks up to Mrs. Stoppable with Mr. Possible coming up on her left side.
Mrs. Stoppable says, "Well… I'm afraid that I need to leave the house for a few hours but I couldn't find a babysitter on such short notice. Would it be all right if I leave Ron here with Kim? The two of them are such good friends and he just light up when I asked if he'd like to spend a few hours with Kim."
Mrs. Possible says, "Well… we were about to leave ourselves but Ron is more than welcome to stay. He's such a dear and he will always be welcome here."
Mr. Possible says, "Don't you worry, we won't be gone for that long and we have a babysitter on the way."
Mrs. Stoppable smiles and says, "Thank you, I was worried about what to do with Ronald, he can be a bit of a handful at times. The last time he was left alone too long, he nearly set the house of fire."
Ron turns and shouts, "Mom! That was my first time using an easy-bake oven!" which gets a giggle from Kim beside him. He turns back to Kim who quickly gives Ron her most cute smile of innocence.
Ron isn't fooled for a second and then sticks his hands out and says, "I think it is time you met the wrath of Mr. Tickler!" which makes Kim shriek and run off in the opposite direction with a smile on her face even as Ron takes off after her in a chase.
The three adults talk about what time Ron can be picked up and just finish with the sounds of Kim being tickled by Ron when the doorbell rings.
Mr. Possible answers the door while the two kids approach the door to see who the babysitter was. Mr. Possible smiles and says, "Drew! Thanks for coming over on such short notice. I owe you one."
Standing in the doorway was a man with black hair, a pale complexion and wearing blue clothes and he looks at Mr. Possible with a bit of a frown before he says, "Nghhh, I owe you one for saving me from those robots that went berserk on me. I do this and we're even, ok?"
AN: Yes, this is Drew Lipsky aka Dr. Drakken from BEFORE his skin turned blue.
Mr. Possible nods and says, "You've got it Drew, and I'll even throw in the money we were going to pay our babysitter."
Drew steps in and looks around the house, seeing the Possible adults and Mrs. Stoppable but the kids were out of sight for they were around the corner whispering.
Kim whispers to Ron, "Did you see him? He looks like a mad scientist from one of Dad's old movies." Ron excitedly whispers back, "Mad Scientist! Your dad is going to entrust our care to some angry, whacked out scientist?" and then after a pause he smiles and says, "Cool! I wish my dad would do that! You're so lucky Kim!"
Kim giggles at Ron's silliness with a hand over her mouth since she is trying to be quiet before she whispers, "Ron, don't you know what all mad scientists try to do?" which makes Ron blink and think in thought for a second before he says, "Become happy?"
Kim gives him that look that she'd adopt for much of their friendship over the years that basically said, "Are you serious?" Ron knew that look and says, "Hey, he could want to be happy! Right Rufus?" and he looks up to his imaginary friend who was by his side before he turns to Kim and says, "Rufus agrees with me."
Kim shrugs and says, "I suppose… but most of the mad scientists in my dad's movies want to take over the world or create some sort of monster." The mention of monster makes Ron cry out briefly before he whispers, "I don't wanna be a monster! Please don't let him turn me into a monster, KP!"
Kim lays her hand on his shoulder and says, "Don't worry Ron, I promise I won't let any harm come to you."
Just then Mr. Possible says, "There you kids are! Come and meet your babysitter."
Mrs. Possible says, "Honey, are you sure about this? I don't know this guy." With Mr. Possible replying, "Don't you worry, I saved Drew Lipsky from some of his robots back in college that happened to go berserk on him shortly after he activated them. He owes me this favor."
Mrs. Possible says, "Well, if you say that we can trust him… I guess it'll be ok." She didn't look entirely convinced though but she really didn't see any other options at the moment. She only hoped that he was better than the last babysitter that they had.
Drew approaches the kids and says, "Hello kids, we're all going to behave tonight aren't we?" and Ron cries out in fear, "I don't wanna be a monster!" before taking off to hide behind the couch. Drew looks at Kim in a puzzled way and says, "What about you?"
Kim looks at Drew and says, "I'm not afraid of monsters" in that child's defiant-like voice of hers before she crosses her arms and standing her ground.
Drew looks at Kim and thinks to himself, "She's going to be trouble for me, I can just bet on it."
Mrs. Stoppable says to Drew, "Thank you for agreeing to watch the children Mr. Drew." Before she turns to the Possible parents and says, "I'll be back as soon as I can. Thank you for letting Ronald stay over for a while."
Mrs. Possible smiles and says, "You don't have to thank us, we love having Ron over. Bring him over anytime you want."
Mrs. Stoppable looks at her watch and says, "I have to go now or I'll be late." She then walks out the front door and waves before she gets into her car and drives off.
Mrs. Possible looks at her watch and says, "We better be going too or we'll be late for the class Honey." Mr. Possible says, "Right you are, (he turns to the kids) now I want you two to behave yourselves until we get back."
Kim says, "I'll be good…" giving her father her sweetest smile that she could do while Ron is still hiding but Ron says, "I'll be ok! I've got Rufus to help protect me!"
So, with that the Possible adults leave for their class. Kim and Drew are standing in the living room staring at each other for different reasons while Ron pokes his head out and sees Kim standing up to Drew. He couldn't leave his best friend to the mercies of a mad scientist no matter how much he didn't want to be turned into a monster… and he REALLY didn't want to be one, so he summons up his courage and comes out from behind the couch to stand by Kim's side.
Ron points at Drew and says, "I know what you're up to! You won't get away with it!" which makes Drew puzzled and says, "What are you talking about?" Ron says, "You're a mad scientist! You're going to turn us into mutant monsters for your conquest in taking over the world!"
Drew says, "Oh don't be daft boy! I'm not mad scientist! (in lower voice) although I am a bit angry.(back to normal voice) Besides, I wouldn't mutate a couple of kids into monsters! There'd be no point because children are already monsters enough just as they are!"
Kim and Ron did not like being called monsters at all but on some level it put Ron at ease so he says, "So you're really not going to turn us into monsters? Because you look like the kind of guy who would try to take over the world, you know?"
Drew smiles, "Really? Thank you! I have always dreamed being ruler of the world someday but… Oh, never mind that! Listen kids, I am bigger and smarter than you, even smarter than your parents so that means you'll have to obey my every word! So you'll just sit down, watch some TV and enjoy it until they get home. Got it?"
Kim's eyes narrow as if her vision was coming into clear focus now and says, "You're a big bully!" Ron joins in and says, "Yeah! You're no more scarier than the playground bully, Brick and I know Kim can kick his biscuit!"
Drew tries to make himself look taller by straightening his posture and jabs a thumb at his chest before saying, "Look, I'm much bigger than any playground bully and while your parents are gone. What I say goes!"
Ron says, "Does not! Nyahh!" with Drew saying, "Does so! Nyahhh!" before the two start to do a ping-pong of "Does Not!" and "Does Too!" at each other with Kim watching for about a min or two's worth with her amused at how a grownup can act just as silly as a kid.
Finally Drew has had enough and says, "Does too, Infinity!" with Ron about to say something when Kim says, "That's enough Ron." Ron stops himself before he says, "All right, you win this one but there will come a day when you will know my name!"
Drew says, "What does it matter who you are! You're just some buffoon for a kid!"
Kim's eyebrows go down in anger and she says, "Ron is not a buffoon! He is my friend!" with Ron in surprise and softly saying "KP…" before he then shouts at Drew, "Yeah, that's right! You're just the mad scientist! KP and I are best friends, now and forever!"
AN: Well, this chapter was getting long so I decided to end it at this point. The next chapter has Drew aka Drakken vs Kim and Ron! This is going to be one night to remember! I don't know if I did Drakken well enough, but I tried. I thought the silly arguement was a nice touch though.
Oh, and I'd like to thank all my reviewers for what they said about my previous chapter which inspired me to write this babysitting chapter so quickly.
