Oh, wow. Six reviews? You must either really like me or you just hate Eter… Eat-her-knee-tea. Ooops. Nearly got that wrong over there. And AkuDemyfan, one of the reviews just answered your question so yeah just look at it to see what the story is. And Mirror, I only accept donated Sues after Eat-her-knee-tea. So if you know a Sue running on the loose after I kill off Eat-her-knee-tea, you may donate one to keep this fic going.

Anyways, I think I'm really biased but hey this is fun! No, do not warship me. I do not like war. And no worshipping of me either. I don't want to be worshipped because I am no savior thing sent from the blazing lights of heaven.

Oh and I will be bashing several Twilight characters here coupled with a mild sexual scene. So… if you like Stephanie Meyer, Jacob, Edward and Bella (whoever they are because I just want to bash them), don't read this! Enjoy!

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All the members of Organization XIII were back at The Castle That Never Was, trying to come up with an intricate plan to delete Eat-her-knee-tea from the space-time continuum of all the awesome games in the world.

After listening to Vexen's complicated and barely understandable plans involving "Yu-Gi-Oh", "Pokemon" and many other things, Demyx shouted, "Why don't we just go look for her and finish her off?"

Yeah? But wait a sec, why didn't we put Metal Gears Solid in here? Oh wait, that doesn't even exist!

"What's with the stupid typo?" Axel blurted out. "Don't tell me that you're like…" He shuddered.

NO! I'M ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS!1! Oh wait, I didn't mean to add statistics to this dialogue. Sorry, Nobodies!

"For a second, I thought you're going to spell Nobodies with a 'u' and an 'a'." Zexion placed his face on his palm.

Don't be so mean to me… I'm trying to give you guys good publicity here.

"Really? We're celebrities?" Demyx perked up. "Ooooooh! In that case, can I be Demyx the Water-Dancer? And I'll have Zexion as my back-up dancers along with Marluxia, Larxene, Xigbar, Roxas, Xion, Axel, Saix and Xemnas!"

All the other members stared at Demyx in shock.

No, Dem-dem. I meant that you will all be known as the Mary Sue Exterminator Special Forces!

Xigbar sighed heavily. "Oh. I thought we were going to be paid hundreds of bucks to screw that… what's the nice word again, Zexion?"

"Sl*t."

Right. Anyway, we should do a Mary Sue Exterminator Special Forces dance before going into your costumes!

"We have a dance?" Saix asked. "And why do you have to say the whole Mary Sue Extermination Special Forces thing?"

Fine, I will shorten it to the Mary Sue Killers! Now that's sexy! Just kidding, guys. But I'm serious about the dance.

Xemnas raised his eyebrows, unsure of what he just heard.

Don't worry. We'll all look sexy! Come on, Xemmy. We know you want to be a pole-dancer! Well, maybe not. But we know you want to be more attractive.

"Oh all right…" Xemnas finally gave in after receiving glares from the rest of the Organization.

"Do I have to?" Saix protested.

"I don't dance," Zexion groaned.

"I think this is going to be hot!" Larxene seemed excited.

Okay, everybody! Left hand on hips!

All of them placed their left on their hips.

Right arm up! And sway them high while moving your hips.

After all of them swayed their outstretched right arms and hips, a mysterious song suddenly blared throughout the castle.

They all looked around as the instrumental of the song died down and the main verse was about to start.

"All the single Nobodies! All the single Nobodies! All the single Nobodies! All the single Nobodies!"

All of them had petrified looks on their faces although Larxene looked like she wanted to dance along with it already.

Do it guys! Especially Zexion. People love it when you dance, dude. Saix, no exceptions. Xemnas? You want me to turn you into Xehanort and destroy the continuum? All together now!

"All the single Nobodies! All the single Nobodies! All the single Nobodies! All the single Nobodies!"

Axel was doing the movements probably in the gayest way imaginable. He was exaggerating the swaying too much and he looked like he wanted to seduce Roxas who was dancing beside him.

Axel! No dancing sexily! Only seductively but you're not supposed to do that now!

Axel stopped but there was another problem. Xemnas looked like he was strip-teasing in front of Saix who appeared to be macho-dancing.

Xemnas! Saix! You're doing it all wrong! Stop it! It looks weird!

Then again, Zexion wasn't doing anything except putting his hand on the hips and the other hand up high. Luxord was dancing while holding up a bottle of spirit on his right hand.

Luxord! No drinking! It's bad influence for the kiddies trying to read the fic. And just stop it, everyone!

The music stopped and so did everyone who was like enjoying themselves.

"What's the matter?" Xion asked. "Is the party over?"

"Never mind." Xemnas dismissed the thought of the Mary Sue Killers doing a dance before heading off to a mission. "To the Corridors of Darkness!"

"To the Corridors!" yelled everybody. And they disappeared into each of their own portals.

Meanwhile, in a house of a certain character who we all know has a bird for a last name, four people were in the dining room. They were all seated around a circular table and chatting sexily!

What? If I didn't know any better, the four of them are trying to see who gets seduced first and takes off his/her own clothes before getting screwed on the dining table.

Hun-ugh, Bella, Edward and Jacob… all four of them looked at each other's eyes with lust and obsession.

Hey! Where's Eat-her-knee-tea? Oh wait, I think she's the evil alter ego of Hun-ugh! I can see the resemblance from here. A red shirt. As red as blood but not as red as a fire hydrant but as red as a phone booth in London but not as red as the boil on her lip… whatever! Do I need to care?

Suddenly, Bella jumped on Edward's lap and went all like, "Love me harder, Edward!"

And they started kissing each other torridly with Hun-ugh watching in complete enjoyment and Jacob feeling a little left out.

"OMG! Go, Brella! F*ck Edweird. What about you, Jackob? Don't you want to f*ck me?" she said sexily.

What's with sexily? And now, you're prostitute for hire? Oh and OMG here is pronounced as Om-guh!

Bella stood up and bent over the table. "Edward? You ready?" she said with her eyes full of erotic excitement.

"Just a moment, my hunny-brunch! Jacob? Can you undo my zipper? I think it's stuck!" Edward beckoned to the werewolf boy.

This is stupid. Mary Sue Killers! Targets are sighted! This is S.S. reporting! Oh just not the entire Organization… Zexion! Axel! Larxene! Marluxia! Demyx! Come here quickly!

At once, five portals appeared before the four who just continued on with their lust-problems-written-all-over-it deed.

"Sex scene? Oh well… sex scene has been cut short!" Axel yelled to try and catch the four's attention.

"WE ARE FIVE OF THE MARY SUE KILLERS!" The four did a pose similar to Charlie's Angels.

"What are you five nobodies doing here? Can't you see we're trying to have some intimacy with the species of a different kind here?" Edward looked at the five with anger. "Now, look. I've lost my erection!"

What the heck was that?

"We have come to kill that girl who you know as Eat-her-knee-tea over there." Marluxia pointed a finger at the girl with weirdly-colored hair.

"She's Hun-ugh!" Bella corrected the pink-haired man. "And who do you think you guys are? If you want to kill our biggest fan, you have to go through us!"

All three Twilight characters walked over to the Nobodies, trying to stop them from carrying on with their plan.

"Wait!" Hun-ugh called out to her Twilight friends. "I am also known as Eat-her-knee-tea!"

And with a little stupid clumsy spin, she transformed into… well, she didn't actually transform. Nothing really happened to her except she got a little thinner and looked more stupid.

"No matter! We will protect our fans!" Jacob tried to intimidate Larxene with a mean face but only ended up making the Nobody laugh.

"Zexion, can I please take flea-boy over there?" Larxene was referring to Jacob.

Zexion just nodded without even giving a care about what Larxene intends to do.

She then faced her other comrades and said, "Marluxia, take down bird-lady. Axel, you can have sparkly-white-dude. Demyx? You can just play your sitar."

Demyx sat down quite happily and started playing some notes as Larxene, Marluxia and Axel went head-to-head with their foes.

Despite the lupine strength and agility he had after transforming into his werewolf form, Jacob was no match for Larxene for she was way smarter, faster and stronger than him.

Within seconds, she had already pinned him against the wall. Two knives on each limb and Jacob couldn't even see the attack coming.

"Nice knowing you… not that I cared in the first place!" Larxene scoffed the werewolf before frying him with multiple bolts of electricity.

As she fired the last one, she sniffed the air and announced, "We have a new delicacy, everybody! It's called 'Pathetic Werewolf Fried by the Savage Nymph'!"

Umm… I'll pass Larxene. I'd rather go eat Martha Stewart's cooking than what you just did with what's-his-name.

"You said that only fire can kill you, right?" Axel grinned at Edward.

"Yes but I'm too hot to handle so I don't think your petty flame can burn me," Edward said, baring his sharp vampire teeth.

"Come on… everyone who has played Kingdom Hearts knows that I'm the hottest character to handle!" Axel laughed.

Okay… I think you meant that literally. Oh well, snap your fingers, Axel. And let's see what the wheel of fate has gotten for our dear sparkling vampire friend.

"Today isn't your lucky day!" Axel merely told Edward. He snapped his fingers and Edward was instantly incinerated.

Awesome! Just like in Re:CoM only you killed a more annoying character! Vampires don't sparkle in the sun…

Bella tried to run for the door but suddenly she felt somebody run pass by her. Still she continued and reached for the doorknob.

As the doorknob touched her hand, she felt her hair being yanked by someone with a great deal of strength.

Too bad, she didn't try to run. Or else we'll be having a bald bird-lady…

"Where'd you think you're going? A Mary Sue who's been altered slightly so she can be hidden from Zexion's sensitive nose?" Marluxia mocked Bella as he tugged even harder on the girl's long hair.

"Oh well… our scripts are getting too long. I have to kill you now. Bye-bye," Marluxia said coldy as a thorny vine erupted before him and Bella.

At his command, the vine went into the girl's mouth and burst forth from her stomach. Blood splattered all over the floor.

And that's that! But where's Hun-ugh or should I say Eat-her-knee-tea? Has she run off again after her idols were slaughtered like pigs?

"See? You made her run away again!" Larxene screamed angrily and kicked the dining table so hard that one of its legs broke.

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Great. She ran away. The next chapter will have the options of the death for Eat-her-knee-tea so please vote for one. If you want, you can tell other people to read this fic and vote for the option of your choice. The option with the most votes gets to be the way how Eat-her-knee-tea dies.

Thanks for reading, guys! Love you… but not sexily, okay? Just love you! (Hahahaha!)